Gay Americans will complain that they live in a nation of hicks — they yearn for a place in the south of France where they can be husband and husband — but wait a second!
It seems that gay Pareeeeeeeee is not so gay after all. The love that dare not speaketh its name can only go so far in the oh-so-sophisticated city of lights.
But the country whose motto is “Liberte, Egalite and Fraternite” and whose name rhymes with romance hasn’t given the love and commitment of same-sex couples an equal legal standing to that of heterosexuals. But again, American gays think that America is full of religious fanatic hicks. Your average American gay is getting dumber, you know that don’t you? They are not inherently dumb, they are taught to be dumb by militant gays who are incredibly dumb and dopey and don’t know about anything but GAY GAY GAY — UGH!
An ongoing debate over the issue is now gathering steam in France. And a lot of that steam is coming from steam rooms.
A trigger point came on Friday when the Constitutional Court — an esteemed body that counts former Presidents Jacques Chirac and Valery Giscard d’Estaing as members — ruled that laws banning gay marriage don’t violate the constitution. They said any change is for parliament to decide.
Supporters of same-sex marriage say France is behind the curve of societal change, and playing catch-up to other European nations that already legalized it: the Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, Norway, Sweden, Portugal and Iceland. <—-who would want to have gay sex in Iceland? Geez! “If you have an erection that last for more than 4 hours, please call a guy with a hair dryer.”
Even without the legal right to the word “married,” same-sex couples don’t enjoy equal rights in France. They can form civil unions, but those do not confer inheritance rights or joint custody of goods, among other things.
In its decision, the council noted that lawmakers had agreed that the “difference in situations of same-sex couples and couples made up of a man and a woman can justify a difference in treatment concerning family rights.”
Wow — so America is not such a hick place after all — the great, sexy, hung and humpy French won’t push it through either.
Here is a situation where the smart gays in the USA will become dumb-imfied because the militant dumb gays will tell the smart gays that it’s all the fault of the Catholic Church and then the previously smart gays will start talking against the church like the dumb militant gays. Oh dear. It’s a vicious cycle, Mary!
