After having spent all of about 25 days on Twitter earlier in the year, Ricky Gervais quit the stupid thing and called it “undignified” for adults and suspecting that celebrities just seemed to be showing off by tweeting with their other famous friends. 
If he wanted to tell his celebrity buddies about what he ate for breakfast, he’d just text them, Gervais said. In reality he has no celebrity friends and this is a just another desperate plea for attention from the unfunny, hey look at me I’m so unfunny, asshole. Trust me — I know he is is unfunny and unpopular because when I blog about him I get no hits and make no money — but I have to do it as a social service.
Sadly, however, in another desperate attempt to get YOUR attention, Geravis the unfunny and sickening asshole who looks like a female to male transsexual is back on Twitter.
The British actor/writer/comedian rejoined the site two days ago, and tweetered, “Hello. Anybody there?” And after a few tweets promoting “An Idiot Abroad” and trying to prove that it was, indeed, him tweeting, Gervais confirmed his new love for the network “I f*cking love twitter now. I’m still not sure of the point, or how it will end, but its fun trying to work it out. Just like life really.” <—unfunny — uninteresting — loser!
From there, he’s mostly gone on to promote his new unfunny showshow, “I will not give the name,” with Warwick Davis. Still! Lots of fun and controversy to look forward to, given that everyone will take his tweets literally, as is the general practice on Twitter, no matter how unserious their authors.
So the blubber-faced unfunny jerk-off is on twitter — hope he chokes on his blackberry or it gets lodged in his rectum — which is the more likely turn of events.
I doubt that he will ever follow me — @TheDamienZone
Love Ricky! You could never be as funny or witty.