Nicolas Cage. the over-actor who has the most unusual fake hairline in the world, was arrested in Louisiana early Saturday morning, following an altercation with his wife of six years, Alice. She should change her name to Alice Kramden because Nick is about to send her to the moon — BANG! ZOOM!
The incident that led to the arrest was a rather public one: According to witnesses, the Oscar winner was “very drunk” on a New Orleans street when a taxi driver allegedly witnessed the couple quarreling loudly. The cabbie reportedly called the police when Cage pushed his wife.
Cage is said to have taunted cops into taking him into custody, repeatedly refusing their request to quietly go home and asking, “Why don’t you just arrest me?” The officers ultimately obliged, charging Cage with disturbing the peace and domestic violence. The his plastic hairpiece fell off and was thrown around in the streets by drunken revelers. Cher had to come and smack Cage and say “Snap out of it!”
He remains in custody awaiting a bail hearing. His wife is reportedly denying any physical violence occurred, and expressing no wish to press charges. Alice Kramden would not have stood for that. This guys is in a whole lot of messes with tax issues, business troubles, money problems — he’s gone whacko on a few other occasions. Why? I think it’s because he takes himself way too seriously and if his family were not the Cappola’s he would be allegedly pushing his wife in a cheap house on Long Island.