He says it’s just a formality but somebody’s got the “juice” on this guy and […]
Year: 2010
CORONERS FEAR: “Brittany Murphy and Simon Moonjack were vampires.”
The Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office has determined that Simon Monjack died from acute pneumonia […]
COREY HAIM REINCARNATED AS A WHITE BABY IN A BLACK FAMILY
A Nigerian couple in England are the proud parents of what appears to be a […]
EXHUMED ELVIS LESBIAN ROBOT ZOMBIE GETS $35K SETTLEMENT OVER CANCELED PROM.
A lesbian student who was really an animated doll that which was fashioned from the […]
LINDSAY LOHAN IS IN JAIL, ROBERT SHAPIRO IS A PHONY and JUDGE MARSHA REVEL IS A HERO.
SOMEDAY SOMEBODY IS EITHER GOING TO THANK THIS JUDGE OR AT LEAST GIVE HER CREDIT […]
TV CHEF LYDIA BASTIANICH SAYS, “BRENDAN FRASER AND ELENA KAGAN WERE SEPERATED AS CHILDREN.”
WHOEVER SAID THAT A HAIR TRANSPLANT LOOKS LIKE ROWS OF CORN didn’t ever conjure up […]
WARDEN FEARS, “PHIL SPECTOR COULD BLOW OUT OF PRISON IN SPRINGTIME”
Warden Humhphrey Chiztoner had stated publicly that additional security measures have been installed around convicted […]
CLAY AIKEN GETS HIS SWEATER CIRCUMSIZED — ANGERS RABBI.
“It was getting all hot and sticky and cheesy under there, y’all, so I went […]