Kimbo Slice is not dead !!!!

“Kimbo Slice is not dead — he just has no talent and his rap/fight name is about 15 years out of style,” said a source close to the untalented wanna-be rap singer.

“Even if he was dead,” continued the source, “nobody would fucking care or notice.  He only started this dead thing so that people would even hear that he was making a rap CD.”