“I would rather die on the runway than have to talk to him and his little monkey boyfriend,” said the model. “He has that awful white arched hairline and his breath smells like pure shit.
Spokespeople for Gunn were not available for comment because they had all died from his breath.
“I don’t care how bad my breath smells,” said Gunn in an interview with Wrigley’s Gunm company in 2009. “As long as I have my human monkey by my side and I tell people that I was cool because I tried to kill myself (too bad he failed) when I was 17, I am happy.