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GOD DECLARES: “Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Last Rites have expired and her husband is going to Hell.”

“When you die, you get a thing that’s kind of like a Last Rites inspection sticker,” said John Hightower, a hippy kind of a guy who almost died of an acid overdose at Woodstock in 1969 and who says he works for God and also moonlights for the Holy Spirit on weekends.   “Man, Zsa Zsa Gabor got the Last Rites like years ago, so if she dies she has to get them again because her sticker is totally expired.” As TheDamienZone.com readers

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9-11 WAS NOT AN INSIDE JOB! ONLY LOSERS THINK THAT.

THIS CARTOON WAS WRITTEN, DIRECTED AND PRODUCED BY Thedamienzone.com  — copyright 2010.

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Zsa Zsa Gabor and hubby, publicity whores, use Last Rites to get press.

She came into this world destined to be a high-priced whore and she’s leaving it as a scheming low-life whore.  A whore is a whore is a whore. Imagine how low you have to sink to tell the press that you were given the Last Rites just so that you could get a few more days of press before you kick the bucket  — if you are even indeed going to kick the bucket.  “I was used by a publicity

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ZSA ZSA GABOR IS DEAD…WELL SHE WILL BE BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS.

It is 5:32am in Los Angeles and Zsa Zsa, as we predicted at TheDamienZone.com, is ready to kick the bucket.   As I type this story she might be dead so when I finish I will put the exact time I finished.  I am predicting 11:26am Pacific Time. She used to be the Queen Of Venus and now she’s headed in that direction.  We always liked Ava Gabor better anyway — maybe it’s Eva — not sure and don’t care. What

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NEW! SARAH PALIN FARTS ON “LARRY KING LIVE” !!!

THIS CARTOON WAS WRITTEN, DIRECTED AND PRODUCED BY  Thedamienzone.com  – copyright 2010.

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SARAH PALIN MOCKS STEVEN SLATER ON “LARRY KING LIVE”

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George W. Bush and Barack Obama discuss Ground Zero Mosque ..and then go bowling.

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STEVE SLATER: They’re going to crucify this queen.

We at TheDamienZone.com pride ourselves on our intuition.  After all, we are not human beings and it’s so easy for us to see through human behavior and motivation.   We know when people are up to no good and this is why we knew that Steve Slater, the nutty queen who threw herself down an emergency exit slide, had motives far beyond just wanting to quit his job. This girl got tired of dishing out soda and coffee to disgruntled passengers. 

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