There have been a few reports of bombs going off in Maryland but nobody seems to know if these stories are true or if they are a test drill set up by the feds.
If this is true, terrorists in Maryland could be hiding bombs in crab cakes — and they already taste bad enough without having one blow up in your mouth.
“Do you sell soft shell crabs here?” Mr. Udall in “As Good As It Gets”
Maryland is either under fire or this is the biggest fire drill in history. The conspiracy theorists (losers) will love this.