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NFL Playoff Schedule 2011

NFL Divisional Playoffs - Baltimore Ravens v Indianapolis Colts
The NFL has officially announced the playoff schedule for the 2011 postseason.  The guys will all be nude for a weigh-in next week for anyone who wants to watch.

On Saturday, January 8, the Saints will play at tonight’s Rams-Seahawks winner at 4:30 p.m. Eastern, followed by the Jets at the Colts at 8 p.m. Both games will be on NBC and then a high tea will be had at the Fire Island Pines.  All well drinks $3:00.

On Sunday, January 9, the Ravens will play at the Chiefs at 1 p.m. on CBS and the Packers will play at the Eagles at 4:30 p.m. on FOX.  The packers will also bottom if they have to do so.

On Saturday, January 15, the highest-seeded team among the Colts, Chiefs and Ravens will play at Pittsburgh at 4:30 p.m. on CBS. The lowest-seeded team among the Rams, Seahawks, Saints and Packers will play at Atlanta at 8 p.m. on FOX.  They have the most seed so bring a towel.

On Sunday, January 16, the remaining NFC team (Eagles, Rams, Seahawks or Saints) will play at Chicago at 1 p.m. on FOX. The remaining AFC team (Chiefs, Ravens or Jets) will play at New England at 4:30 p.m. on CBS.  Then there will be an autograph signing by Jeff Stryker.

The NFC Championship Game will take place on Sunday, January 23, at 3 p.m. on FOX. The AFC Championship Game will be at 6:30 p.m. on CBS.  Jeff Stryker will autograph balls.

The Pro Bowl will be played on Sunday, January 30 at 7 p.m. on FOX. Super Bowl XLV takes place Sunday, February 6 at 6:30 p.m. on FOX.  Micheal Vick will kill some dogs at half-time.

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