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Your New Jersey Horoscope and lucky numbers – Dec 26, 2010 – January 1, 2011.

  • Aries March 21- April 20 –   The Christmas Holiday rush was especially hard on you.  Do not ignore back pains.  Your older dog needs a check up.  Nothing serious, but uncomfortable for the animal.  Lucky Numbers are:  01  03  13  19 21  44.
  • Taurus April 21 – May 21 –  A difficult situation with a waiter or waitress will annoy you before the New Year.  Ignore it and smile your way through it.   Time to go through some old photographs with friends.   Lucky Numbers are:   19 21 27 37 39 41.
  • Gemini May 22 – June 21  – You will have a revelation about a teenager in your family.  Try to be understanding and helpful.  There is nothing to be gained by anger or gossip.  Lucky Numbers are:  04  05  11 17 29 35.
  • Cancer June 22 – July 22 – A relative left your home on Christmas Eve with anger and resentment.  Hold back a little but call that person on January 4 with warmth and kindness.  Lucky Numbers are:  27 28 29 31 37 44.
  • Leo July 23 -August 21  – An ignored parking ticket will eventually cause you a lot of annoyance so pay the one you got on time.  A neighbor will ask you for a favor that might seem pushy, but oblige — you will be glad you did.  Lucky Numbers are:  09 17 29 34 35 42.
  • Virgo August 22 – September 23 – An in-law cousin is always asking for something.  Money is tight and this person is lazy.  It won’t hurt to give again, but preface your generosity with the stipulation that you must be paid back by a certain date.  Lucky Numbers are:  03 04 37 38 40 44.
  • Libra September 24 – October 23  – Your car has a faulty tire or perhpas a puncture.  Have that checked out.  Try to avoid back roads when going shopping or visiting.  Make sure your cell phone is always charged up.  Lucky Numbers are: 11 17 18 20 40 42
  • Scorpio October 24 – November 22  – Your spouse seems grouchy but a lot of that has to do with fatigue from the Holiday grind.  Do not take offense.    The number 17 is very powerful in your life this week.   Lucky Numbers are:  18 22 34 36 42 43
  • Sagittarius November 23 – December 22 – Your teenage child is not showering enough or properly and friends are starting to say things.  Do not let this escalate because once a child is branded as dirty by peers, it can stay with them for years.  Lucky Numbers are:  08 09 22 35 39 40
  • Capricorn December 23 – January 20 – Somebody you suspect of taking drugs is actually suffering from allergies or a painful condition.  There is a pot smoker in your world.  Be wise about who that might be.  the number 109 is strong in your world.  Lucky numbers are: 09 10 33 37 40 44
  • Aquarius January 21 – February 19 – Read the labels on all prescription medication to avoid a rash on your feet and lower legs.  You might get this anyway from a prescription drug but don’t worry about it — but do mention it to the doctor. Lucky Numbers are: 17 22 36 37 40 43
  • Pisces February 20- March 20 – A trip to the wine country of California might be the thing for you to do with your special someone in the late spring of 2o11.  Do not ignore a sore shoulder.  Lucky Numbers are:  09  18  22  39  40 41.

YOUR NEW JERSEY HOROSCOPE is brought to you by Countess DeRenzatto.   Countess DeRenzatto has been an astrologer to the rich and famous of Italy, France and Greece for nearly 50 years.   She is an authentic Countess in Italy being the widow of the Count DeRenzatto.  Her column will appear weekly in TheDamienZone.com   Countess DeRenzatto believes that each area of the map has a special star power and she concentrates all of her readings on the state of New Jersey. 

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