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How endowed and tall are, Michael Phelps, Lebron James and Alex Rodriquez?

Lebron James, Michael Phelps, Peyton Manning and Alex Rodriguez, they are giants of their games. Lebron James towers on the basketball court, Michael Phelps is a tall drink of water in the pool, Peyton Manning reigns tall on the football field and Alex Rodriguez is at the height of his game on the baseball diamond.  So how tall are these sports super stars is not really as important as is their penis size when it comes to how the penis interferes with the playing of their particular sport.  More bulge pics here and on the link below.  Der Photo Bulgen,

Dr. Lance Johnson, author of the bestselling book, “Jocks and Their Penises” offered his own opinions on this subject.

Alex Rodriguez is 6-feet 3-inches — Penis estimated to be very large, bulky and rub’ry.
Peyton Manning is 6-feet 5-inches. — Disproportionately small but still big but thin — also crooked.
Michael Phelps is 6-feet 4-inches —  Tiny from years of chlorine, cold water and genetics.
LeBron James is 6-feet 7-inches — Mule sized penis soft but not much growth in the erect state.  More Phelps bulge pics here too —-> Dicka p

The height of these athletes is not directly proportional, however, to their penis sizes as you can see in the chart above.

“Michael Phelps, while he appears to have a large penis, is actually not very well endowed at all,”  said Dr. Johnson who along with being a best selling author, is also the head of hands-on penis examinations at The University of Maine’s School For Athletic Male Sexual Studies.

“Your average swimmer can’t afford a nice, large bulge, or “basket” or “package” because that would slow down the forward motion.  What would normally be an asset in life turns out to be a real drag — so to speak — in a pool.

“Historically, however, there have been cases where the champion swimmer was what some people call  “a grower” and the non-erect penis can often be as small as an inch or two, but still can swell to ten times that size when erect.   I have examined many athletes who seemed small but after I examined the penis manually I took them out for cocktails.  As far a sex is concerned, a lot of swimmers are small in the water but huge on dry land.  It’s an amazing anthropological anomaly, but I think it’s a very exciting and stimulating line of work.

“Sometimes my jaw drops when I see the statistics.”

Basketball players have been included in Dr. Johnson’s study as well, and since most of them are African Americans, the size of the average basket ball playing penis is quite large, but according to Dr. Johnson,  that is about to change.  THis is average here —-> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

“Your average basketball player has a massive penis and anyone with Jimmy The Greek’s knowledge of anatomy could tell you that is because they are descended from African people who had large penises.    The stronghold that basketball players now have on size- per-player averages is about to change drastically as more and more Chinese players venture out onto the court.

“The Chinese have, as a rule, a very small phallus and all you will need is one Chinese player to offset the hung attributes of ten African American players.  I am very discouraged by this and I think that if the trend towards Chinese players continues,  I won’t want to do my examinations — I might even quit my job.   That would really suck because I am currently working on a romantic comedy that takes place in the locker room of a big city basketball team.   It’s called,  “Slam It Until I am Dribbling.'”

Lebron James agress with Dr. Johnson on this point.

“I think that Chinese players penises should not be measured or counted in basketball stats,”  said Lebron James as he changed his clothes in the locker room while Dr. Johnson hovered about with tape measures and other plastic gadgets.

“The Chinese bring down the average so that instead of having an average penis size of nine or ten inches, us basketball players get knocked down to three or four inches and that’s disrespectful to the black man.”

The NBA refuses to comment but Michale Phelps, the Olympic swimmer, is getting a penis enlargement after his career as a swimmer ends completely.

“For years I suffered with a small basket,” said the lanky swimmer.  “I mean, I am long and tall and people assume that they will see a huge bulge, but they don’t and a lot of times I don’t get laid as often as I should.

“I know that Dr, Johnson was very interested in studying me when I first got famous but then he kind of backed off.  Maybe I am a little beat in the face but I’m still Michael Phelps so I should be getting laid more often and I should be getting more manual exams from Dr. Johnson — but I did get mentioned in his book.  I hope the penis enlargement makes me more attractive to the general public and even though I won’t be swimming, I will always wear tiny speedos wherever I go — even to church.”

Alex Rodriguez — or A-Rod as he is appropriately known)  is a big guy  in the pants and that helps him to swing the bat.

“When his body swings into a pitch, the weight of his penis gives his body more torque,” said Dr. Johnson as he nervously wiped the sweat off his brow.

“If Alex Rodriguez were to have a full erection at the same time he connects with a fast ball, he might hit the ball at least 500 feet or more.  The team has been experimenting with using electric stimulators to keep Alex erect when he gets up to bat but then he keeps remembering Madonna and he goes limp.”

Dr. Johnson loves his work and he looks forward to working at the next Olympic Games with the equestrian team — not the riders, the horses.

66 Comments
  1. This is the stupidest story ever written
    !!!

  2. JJ — uh — that was the general idea, and because you didn’t realize that this is indeed the stupidest story ever, your’s is the stupidest comment ever written — just kidding. But just to be curious, why would you search Google for a story about the size of A-Rod’s penis?

    Damien

  3. oohhhh la la

  4. Sorry to disappoint you folks, but I have seen Phelps naked and he has a LONG, THICK & MASSIVE man tool. More important, he knows how to use it in ways most people cant imagine. I for one am very glad he knows how to tease & satisfy with his massive gift.

  5. Oh, Braden, you big old girl!

  6. It’s true phelps is HUNG I sucked him real quick in the village at one point he was asleep and drunk and he was massive a huge penis and he cums like cra!!!

  7. What a charming story to tell your friends — you sucked him “real quick” — classsss!

  8. Braden, Phelps has a small cock and doesn’t know how to please women. Its been proven that swimmers can’t have a large cock and be sucessfull, the drag caused from the large bulge in their speedos slows them down alot. Why do they wear swimming caps and shave their legs, its all about drag in the water. Thats why you never see a sucesssfull women swimmer with double D breast size. If you look at pics of Phelps in a speedo he has a small little bump in front. You notice how he tucks those big ass dumbo ears in his swimming cap, if he swam with those dopey ears out he wouldn’t win a single race!!!—–Cockswain out——

  9. Good one Dickey!It is funny how we all have the same curiosity, fact is The Olimpic Games are just plain Sex games- notice how horny you get when u see the guys? Yeah! I wonder how big Bolt is- how does the cock science work for sprinters?

  10. The sway of the penis in well-endowed black athletes helps them to move their legs from side to side like a heavy pendulum. It’s an amazing fact of physics.

  11. OMG I was just LOL with all of these!!!! That picture of alex though looks like he has BPH, some kind of oversized balls.. Lebron should be well endowed!! ha ha

  12. I happen to know and have photographic evidence that Michael Phelps is indeed very hung…

  13. Good for you, slut.

  14. I have a bigger c*** than everyone mentioned in this article. Girls actually get scared when they see it

  15. Bob….Too bad the only girl to ever see it was your mother! You realize she needs glasses don’t you.

  16. Some of you people should do stand up

  17. You know what they say, if you have to brag about it, it probably is a thimble..

  18. Seriously, this article kept getting more and more stupid as I read.. Its obvious crap and BS throughout.

  19. Mike — the thing that’s really obvious are the keywords you typed in to get to this story you seem to dislike so much. Go fuck yourself, size queen.

  20. Bob with a last name like Smith you must be Irish we all know about the Irish curse so lets not try to pull a fast one on anyone here but if you feel that your well hung that’s great bro

  21. What ever everyone is saying about Michael Phelps Penis is not true. I was with him last night and we performed ********** on each other all night and he has a baby *****. I infact put his ***and his **** in my mouth at once. He is a very sweet man and the size doesn’t matter. He is buff and has a great chest.

  22. What can I say abouy you, Jake? You are a genuine von vivant. You have a way with asterisks. “Urbane” is a word that comes to mind. You’re going to make some swimmer very happy someday — and we’re all thankful to the chlorine company.

  23. Jake you are one bloody fool. I’ve seen Michael Phelps nude many times, and agree with you that he is hung like a baby, but he is not gay. He is actually dating some actress.

  24. Jake and Justin idk what you are talking about. I happen to know and have photographic evidence that Michael Phelps is indeed very hung…

  25. Fuck off cristina, you aint got shit

  26. Damian — interesting — that is the ENGLISH way to spell a French name. In Italy they would say Damiano and in Ukraine, which is a different alphabet altogether, it transcribes as Domyane or something like that.

  27. Everyone keeps talking about Michael Phelps, whos Michael Phelps???? how about Lebron James? I’m a high profile reporter and I’m always in locker rooms seeing the players showers and naked, and i must say, Lebron is very small for an african american. He is 5 inches max, and it looks deformed kinda like a vienna sausage.

  28. Well I’ll be dipped in shit!

  29. I’m not sure why you guys are so obsessed with Michael Phelps’ penis. He is in amazing shape and worked me hard all night. I met him at St Pete Beach and fit his whole package in my mouth and he came like a freight train. Sometimes size is not all that matters- I am below average but I know how to use it AND I have 20 G’s in the bank so I still get hotties like Mikey Phelps every weekend.

  30. Heath Hall, Michael Phelps is a fantastic swimmer with a small aerodynamic penis. He is the best swimmer in the world and can get any chick he wants so who cares what size he is?

    Oh and Jake Gibson I doubt you have been with Phelps why are all of you thinking he is gay? He is not, he had my wife twice in one night while I was standing under a shelf in my closet touching myself.

    Speaking of Lebron James, he is actually incredibly hung, so I guess the stereotype is true. I saw a couple of pictures and I’m telling you that thing is like a baby’s arm holding an apple, dipped in chocolate of course.

  31. 20g’s — wow — you’re rich!

  32. I was just watching the NBA finals and when manu ginobly was in the bench he had his legs spread a little and it looked like he wasnt wearing underwear. Very clean shaved, Great size too, 9-10 inches. I would totally let him sit in my face.

  33. Incredibly racist, uninformative, ignorant and moronic article.

  34. Really? Thank you — just shows what a great reader you are.

  35. LeBron James has a baby c**k. A-Rod’s c**k is huge. No homo.

  36. Crikey! Justin Weissman and what the rest of you geezers sure know how to talk bloody rubbish.

    If you really want to see a chap with a beautiful *****, look at George Zimmerman.

    In the trail (trial) you could see the outlines of the giant un-cut ***** and he has to be at least *****inches.

    I would **** all his *****. Yummy.

  37. LIKE TO GET INTO HIS JOCK AND SUCK A H***L*** OUT OF THAT MONSTER ***k !!

  38. I would s*** off phelps in a NY minute. He is SOOOO Hot that I wouldn;t care if he had 3 or 10 inches. I would make him *** Repeatedly. Oh-OH-OH-OH.!!!

  39. DDM I wouldn’t say rich but I do very well. I have popped over a $60k check in one month. Mike Phelps and I just played golf today and I have to say he is one selfish jerk. Afterwards we were all sweaty and I still worked his mushroom tip like an Indian in Mumbai’s red light district until he exploded in my mouth. He would not return the favor or even cuddle with me after.

  40. Justin Weissman why are u bragging about another man having your wife? I met her on Ashley Madison and Im surprised that a short little limp-dicked fuck like u can score a babe like that. Were u in the closet watching then too?

    Why don’t u believe I su**d Phelps off? Im probably one of like a million people who have it doesn’t make me special. It was only once but I will never forget it. Disappointing that it doesn’t grow much erect but he loved that I could fit his whole c**k and balls in mouth and flick my tongue across his ass**e. He came so hard I didn’t even have to swallow.

    Mike if u read this I will suck you dry again any time u come back to Tampa Bay

  41. I’ve seen some farries b4, but I must admit, i have never seen a group as gay as this. The lot of you.

    I’m from Baltimore and I know Mike very well. He is as straight as an arrow. He has had more women that any of you will dream of having, while ****** in your parents basement.

    I know this because he took my sister’s ****** in high school and I was in the closet watching while ****** my self. Justin ****** I know what you go thru with your wife, It is erotic. I will ****** your wife any day
    Of the week and let u watch.

    Phelps has the body of a abrecombe and Fitch model and that makes up for his *** **** *****. And the ladies prefer a man with a baby ***** and a buff body rather than a horse **** on a fat ass. I also know this because I’m overweight and I have a great size joystick, but I’m 36 and still a virgin.

  42. Don’t worry about the asterisks, folks — it wasn’t anything interesting — trust me.

  43. Jake Gibson you are so full of it man, my wife is not on Ashley Madison. She is very selective about about the men she brings home and would not be interested in meeting some loser like you on the internet.

    Oh and “straight Dave” obviously you are a bit insecure with a name like that! We are all a little bit gay, it is human nature, it just depends on how far you will go. I myself won’t go past heavy petting with a man and even then only of it is in a threesome. Some guys will do more and that doesn’t make them gay. You probably have had your fair share of **** in the *** and in your mouth, c****** all over your face even, but like to pretend you are “straight”.

    I don’t appreciate the disrespect Jake Gibson, my wife would never sleep with an uncultured primate like you, she prefers sophisticated men like Mike Phelps. You all know him for his swimming and seem obsessed with his very small **** but he is a great conversationalist and a passionate lover. If you have never watched your significant other **** another person, I highly recommend giving it a try. Before we tried this I was unable to get an erection ever and my wife is satisfied and I get hard as a rock watching other men pound away are her ***** **** ****** Phelps may be small but he made my wife **** more times than I could count. Get over it, you are all jealous of him and are looking for any reason to put him down.

  44. Does anyone endorse a good cookie recipe or puka beads to wear at work? I need something for a beginner and something that could be worn on a 9-5 work schedule. I’m 41, been stupid all my life but recently was tested as a moron on a psychological test. Finally feel. I met someone at the ice fishing hole and I cannot wait to get this big trout this weekend. He is unfunny because he is a fish. I don’t have that excuse. I am just unfunny and insane.

  45. Kevin,

    Yes I suggest you start with a beginner butt plug then you can gradually work your way up to butt beads of all diameters. I like to use the 15smg size. I wear a 2 inch plug to work every day and it is very comfortable, and by the time i get home, i’m lose and my black boyfriend who is hung like an elephant can enjoy quality time with me.

  46. Mmm! I want some of that Lebron James mule sized *** inside of me right now! I can feel the strength of that *** **** *** inside of me right now! Mmm yummy! I’m so ****!!!!

  47. Nina,

    I work out in the same gym as Lebron in ****** island, and I actually saw him 2 nights ago. Yes,he has lots of ache and some sort of something. If I were you I would stay away, unless you want your ass kicked.

    Trust me I know first hand, I’m swallowed my **** of **** and got ***** on ** **** from ****.

    Tom

  48. how do you think Justin Biebers is? Is he *** like a horse? I would love to have a caffe con letche with him.

  49. yeah what a load of sh!t…blacks guys ain’t got jack sh/1t down there and very little between the ears too…go check the hiv rate of the american black male and then wonder why we have an unclean society..

  50. well black guys do have bigger schhhhlongs that is a fact. i’m white and i have aids. so i don’t know what your saying about clean and unclean. you sound like a bleeding cock garage

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