BEST PICTURE:
Black Swan – THIS IS A PIECE OF CRAP
Protozoa Pictures & Cross Creek Pictures & Phoenix; Fox Searchlight Pictures
The Fighter – THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Paramount Pictures and Relativity Media; Paramount Pictures and Relativity Media
Inception – NOBODY SAW THIS HORRIBLE SUCK ASS MOVIE
Warner Bros. Pictures UK LTD.; Warner Bros. Pictures
The King’s Speech – THE KING SHOULD HAVE BEEN TALKING OUT OF HIS ASS.
See-Saw Films and Bedlam Productions; The Weinstein Company
The Social Network – AWFUL JUNK
Columbia Pictures; Sony Pictures Releasing
BEST ACTRESS
Halle Berry – Frankie and Alice – ONLY GETS NOMINATED BECAUSE HE IS BLACK.
Nicole Kidman – Rabbit Hole – ONLY GETS NOMINATED BECAUSE SHE TAKES CARE OF TOM CRUISE’S KIDS.
Jennifer Lawrence – Winter’s Bone – NOMINATED BECAUSE THEY NEED A NEW ACTRESS.
Natalie Portman – Black Swan – AWFUL FILM AWFUL ACTRESS AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL!
Michelle Williams – Blue Valentine – WHO? WHAT?
BEST ACTOR
Jesse Eisenberg – The Social Network – SHIT ASS ACTOR IN HORRIBLE MOVIE
Colin Firth – The King’s Speech – HE’S OKAY, THE MOVIE SUCKS.
James Franco – 127 Hours – LOOKS LIKE A SANTA MONICA BLVD HUSTLER 20 YEARS AFTER.
Ryan Gosling – Blue Valentine – THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE. MAYBE THEY ARE TRYING TO GET THE LOSERS WHO WATCH THE REALITY SHOW TO WATCH THE GG AWARD SHOW TOO.
Mark Wahlberg – The Fighter – SOUNDS VERY GAY AND LISPS WHEN HE SPEAKS. HAS DROOPY EYELIDS AND LOOKS PRIMITIVE — A SURE WINNER.
There are a bunch of other categories but there is no reason for us to list them. Just insert the same comments next to each name or title — they all stink and nobody saw any of them. The awards exist now solely for middle-aged men who go grocery shopping with their aging moms.
Watch this trailer for Rabbit Hole — now that’s a good movie!!!!
