God says: “If “Zsa Zsa Gabor dies”, her last rites thing has expired.”

Zsa Zsa was rushed to the hospital again for more publicity.  It’s been months since her husband put her at death’s door and got the last rites of the Catholic Church and bothered every priest in town.

If she dies this time, she is going south — no more Last Rites or pictures on TMZ you fucking skank!