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Gay Rutgers Group to meet with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

Gay male students are starting a study group based on the TV Show “Jersey Shore’ and their main objective is to get the show’s most famous star to speak at Rutgers and talk about how he feels about gays and homosexuality in general.

TheDamienZone.com spoke with Brad Filligreau, the head of “G.L.A.M.O.R” — or Gay Lads Admiring Men Of Rutgers — the group who has initiated this speaking engagement.

DAMIEN ZONE – HOW LONG HAS G.L.A.M.O.R. BEEN A FORCE AT RUTGERS?

BRAD FILLIGREAU  – G.L.A.M.O.R. was instituted at Rutgers in 2008 and so far we have limited our activities to beach trips and Spring Break adventures to Key West and Puerto Vallarta Mexico, but this year we want to lean towards the Academic side and we feel that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is the perfect guest we can have on to express our concerns about the attitudes towards gays in the ultra straight circles of New Jersey.

DAMIEN ZONE – WHAT KINDS OF QUESTIONS WILL YOU BE ASKING?

BRAD FILLIGREAU – We would like for Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to come to Rutgers and give a lecture or speech wherein he describes his views on male homosexuality.  Our questions would circle around Mike’s own sexuality and his own experiences in life.   Did he ever have a homosexual experience?  How does he feel about being admired by homosexuals?  Has he ever been violent towards a gay guy for the sole reason being that the guy was gay?   Things like that.

DAMIEN ZONE – HAVE YOU CONTACTED MR. SORRENTINO?

BRAD FILLIGREAU – Yes we have, several members of GLAMOR have spoken with Mr. Sorrentino in the parking lot across from Feather’s Bar in northern New Jersey and he was very accommodating.  He said that he would enjoy coming to Rutgers and having and an “Open Mike” night.  We thought that was witty and charming.  He even invited a few of us into his car and he let me touch his abs.  That sounds totally insane I know, but I might never again get a chance like that.

DAMIEN ZONE – WHY WAS MIKE THE SITUATION PARKED AT FEATHERS?

BRAD FILLIGREAU – That’s where he said he likes to sit in his car and meditate on Saturday nights.

DAMIEN ZONE – ARE YOU AWARE THAT FEATHERS IS A GAY BAR AND HAS BEEN FOR 30 YEARS?

BRAD FILLIGREAU – No.  We did not know that.

DAMIEN ZONE –  You mean to tell us that your group goes all the way to Key West and Puertio Vallarta for gay fun but you had no idea that a bar about 45 minutes from Rutgers was gay?

BRAD FILLIGREAU – I guess then that we’ll have even more questions to ask Mike “The Situation” when he comes to our meeting hall on March 29.

DAMIEN ZONE – WHERE ARE YOU HOLDING THIS MEETING AND LECTURE?

BRAD FILLIGREAU – It depends on how many students apply.  We strongly suggest that straight guys and girls do not sign up just for a chance to see a clebrity.   We are taking this very seriously and we have a solid agreement with Mike.  He is not charging a fee and neither are we so don’t want the venue to turn into a circus.  We might have the meeting at a local nightclub called The Den which is in Somerset, NJ and about a 5-minute ride from the Rutgers Campus where we hold our regular GLAMOR meetings.

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Okay, there you have it.  Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from MTVs “JERSEY SHORE” is going to give a lecture to G.L.A.M.O.R.  – (Gay Lads Admiring Men Of Rutgers) but the venue has yet to be determined.  the date is November 30, 2014 and admission is free — unless it is held at a club that charges a cover.

UPDATE:  Now that THE SITUATION is in hot water with the FEDS for tax evasion, his face has gotten fat and he has new moles on his face.  Read here on a new Damien Zone article — http://thedamienzone.com/?p=9163

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