Joan Rivers tells Fox News, “Go Fuck Yourself.”

NOTE TO JOAN:  YOU ARE VERY FAMOUS AND YOU ARE ALSO VERY OLD.  DON’T GO OUT LOOKING LIKE AN ASSSHOLE.  YOU ARE MILES AHEAD OF KATHY GRIFFIN AS FAR AS TALENT AN LIKEABILITY ARE CONCERNED — DON’T TRY TO BE LIKE HER.  IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD APOLOGIZE TO FOX AND PALIN BECAUSE YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF YOUR AUDIENCE.  YOU’LL SAY YOU DON’T CARE, BUT YOU DO.    BITE THE BULLET, JOAN, AND STAY ON TOP.   EVEN THOUGH FOX DOES NOT DESERVE AN APOLOGY — MAKE AN EFFORT TO REPAIR THIS AND DON’T HASSLE PALIN — IT’S GETTTING OLD AND PLAYED OUT.  EVEN I DON’T DO IT ANYMORE.

The very talented Joan Rivers was supposed to be on the Fox News morning show with her daughter Melissa, but for some reason the spot got cancelled.   Fox says it was a scheduling thing but Joan says that she is willing to take a lie detector test to prove that she and Meliisa were ditched from the morning show because Joan had been very critical of Sarah Palin — saying that Palin was responsible for the shooting in Tucson last week.  Joan also called Palin stupid and a threat — Joan, who is supposed to be a Phi Beta Kappa also made reference to the “blood libel” controversy — even though a smart woman like Joan, a woman who in her stand-up act makes jokes about 9-11 widows, should know that “blood libel” is part of the English lexicon and does not carry the heavy anti- Jewish meaning that it used to.

2 thoughts on “Joan Rivers tells Fox News, “Go Fuck Yourself.”

  1. Joan: You have been through far more than anyone involved with the “Faux” News Network (NetJerk?)except maybe the owners and power-brokers involved in keeping their brand of speech. They think they are sly or smart, but they are “smart” like a slap across the face to their audience. They approve of using inflammatory terms, without knowing the meaning of the terms. The last time I heard the term “blood-libel” was in my high-school history class. You have my support to say what you mean and what you want. I just wish you did not feel the need to lower your linguistic level to below theirs. Maybe the late Earl Wilson’s comment implying the same actions may apply, “Perform an impossible and obscene act.” You are an icon to the last of the generation of Bob Hope, Joey Bishop, Alan King, Sam Levinson, and others of a particular social background. Lord how I miss Julius Marx and his brothers. Or to borrow a cliche, “YOU GO GIRL!”

  2. I only approved this comment because it’s nutty and it sounds cloyingly ethnocentric. In the future, however, Iwill not accept comments from this reader unless they makes sense and he lays off the chosen people angle.

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