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Your New Jersey Horoscope January 9-15, 2010

  • Aries – March 21 – April 20 — A stray or unwanted dog might wander into your life this week.  Always remember to be kind and help as much as you can.  A sibling is being difficult — ignore it and smile.  Lucky Numbers:  02 04 34 37 41 42
  • Taurus – April 21 – May 21 — A female friend has been fearful of talking about a certain subject with you.  You know what the subject is and you know she is avoiding it.  It’s your job to bring it up.  Be mindful of foot pain or discomfort.  Lucky Numbers:  10 11 16 19 24 36 
  • Gemini – May 22 – June 21—  Somebody at your job has hurt your feelings and alienated some fo your co-workers.  This is one time when I would tell the boss and not fear being called a tattle-tale.    Nobody else likes this person either and you should work in an environment where you feel appreciated.  Lucky Numbers:  19 27 30 31 33 40
  • Cancer – June 22 – July 22— Your father or grandfather is troubled with arthritis or chronic pain and perhaps the doctor is overlooking something that is not so complicated after all.  Maybe a second opinion might be in the works.  Make sure to always check your blood glucose regularly this week if you are a diabetic. Lucky Numbers:  18 19 24 41 43 44
  • Leo – July 23 -August 21  — Annoying gossip will bother you more than it should.  Ignore it because nobody believes the gossiper here.  Your car needs a repair and it will let you know this week.  Lucky Numbers:  01  07 14  40 42 43
  • Virgo – August 22 – September 23 — You might see someone you know in a public place, and your first instinct will be to ignore them or avoid them.  Don’t do that and you’ll be gifted with a pleasant conversation.
  • Libra – September 24 – October 23 — A divorce in your family, while expected, will add to the annoyances of everyday living.  Do not involve yourself in the problem by talking about one against the other.  you will be the bad guy when the dust settles.  Lucky Number:  10 11 14  28 30 37
  • Scorpio – October 24 – November 22— Somebody in your family is over-doing what should be a very basic and simple party plan.  The result will be a lot less fun for everyone involved — especially a little girl who just wants to have fun.  Lucky Numbers:  16 19 30 37 42 45
  • Sagittarius – November 23 – December 22—  If you have been putting off a few cleaning projects, keep putting them off until late March.  There is a danger that you might hurt your arm or wrist if you try to do strenuous things right now.  Don’t feel guilty about it.  Lucky Numbers:  08 09 23 28 30 45
  • Capricorn – December 23 – January 20  —  You are surrounded by annoying in-laws and I feel sorry for you because this is one time when you should put your foot down and assert yourself for the sake of your spouse and you children.  Don’t worry about your marriage because it’s on solid ground.  Lucky Numbers:  12 13 19 20 21 34
  • Aquarius – January 21 – February 19—  You’re going on a trip to a warmer place but be prepared for one rainy day.  Do not be discouraged about it because skies will clear and you will have the time of your life.  Lucky Numbers:  01  19 20 37 41 44 
  • Pisces – February 20- March 20  — You are going to absolutely hate a restaurant that you go to this week, but you are invited so grin and get through it.  A child in your life is asking about music lessons and perhaps you should look into this.  Lucky Numbers:  16 25 40 41 44 46

YOUR NEW JERSEY HOROSCOPE is brought to you by Countess DeRenzatto.   Countess DeRenzatto has been an astrologer to the rich and famous of Italy, France and Greece for nearly 50 years.   She is an authentic Countess in Italy being the widow of the Count DeRenzatto.  Her column will appear weekly in TheDamienZone.com   Countess DeRenzatto believes that each area of the map has a special star power and she concentrates all of her readings on the state of New Jersey. 

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