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GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS ARE IN. YUK!

BEST PICTURE:

Black Swan – THIS IS A PIECE OF CRAP
Protozoa Pictures & Cross Creek Pictures & Phoenix; Fox Searchlight Pictures

The Fighter – THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Paramount Pictures and Relativity Media; Paramount Pictures and Relativity Media

Inception  – NOBODY SAW THIS HORRIBLE SUCK ASS MOVIE
Warner Bros. Pictures UK LTD.; Warner Bros. Pictures

The King’s Speech – THE KING SHOULD HAVE BEEN TALKING OUT OF HIS ASS.
See-Saw Films and Bedlam Productions; The Weinstein Company

The Social Network – AWFUL JUNK
Columbia Pictures; Sony Pictures Releasing

BEST ACTRESS

Halle Berry – Frankie and Alice – ONLY GETS NOMINATED BECAUSE HE IS BLACK.

Nicole Kidman – Rabbit Hole – ONLY GETS NOMINATED BECAUSE SHE TAKES CARE  OF TOM CRUISE’S KIDS.

Jennifer Lawrence – Winter’s Bone – NOMINATED BECAUSE THEY NEED A NEW ACTRESS.

Natalie Portman – Black Swan – AWFUL FILM AWFUL ACTRESS AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL!

Michelle Williams – Blue Valentine – WHO?  WHAT?

BEST ACTOR

Jesse Eisenberg – The Social Network – SHIT ASS ACTOR IN HORRIBLE MOVIE

Colin Firth – The King’s Speech – HE’S OKAY, THE MOVIE SUCKS.

James Franco – 127 Hours – LOOKS LIKE A SANTA MONICA BLVD HUSTLER 20 YEARS AFTER.

Ryan Gosling – Blue Valentine – THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE.  MAYBE THEY ARE TRYING TO GET THE LOSERS WHO WATCH THE REALITY SHOW TO WATCH THE GG AWARD SHOW TOO.

Mark Wahlberg – The Fighter – SOUNDS VERY GAY AND LISPS WHEN HE SPEAKS.   HAS DROOPY EYELIDS AND LOOKS PRIMITIVE — A SURE WINNER.

There are a bunch of other categories but there is no reason for us to list them.  Just insert the same comments next to each name or title — they all stink and nobody saw any of them.  The awards exist now solely for middle-aged men who go grocery shopping with their aging moms.

Watch this trailer for Rabbit Hole — now that’s a good movie!!!!

 

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