Gwyneth Paltrow sucks! Gwyneth Paltrow speaks Spanish like a retard!

In recent episodes of the always sickening show GLEE, Gwyneth tries to show off her bilingual-ness by speaking Spanish, but look closer at the increasingly sickening Paltrow’s lips when she speaks.  It’s dubbed and lip synched and looped and whatever the fuck else she has to do to make it look like she can put a Spanish sentence together.

We here at TheDamienZone assume that it is her own voice, but she has to run the frigging dialogue through a studio and then dub it because she speaks Spanish about as clearly as Charo speaks English. 

“She is a vain and pushy broad,” said a source close to all the gay guys who watch Glee. 

“Her Spanish is almost as retarded and fake as Jackie Kennedy’s French, but she goes over the lines in a studio for about a month and then lip synch’s them or they get looped in when the show is in final production.  Everybody hates her and Los Angela’s Bodegas, even the average dirty ones that smell like poop and pine-Sol will not sell her plantains or those tiny Puerto-Rican bananas that make no sense.”

Just when you thought that you couldn’t be more sick of Gwyneth Paltrow, she does something to make you more sick of her.  No wonder Brad Pitt dumped her.  She is sickening and she does not really speak Spanish.  She barely speaks English without sounding like she just strained to shit out a hard piece of poop from all the foo-foo shitty things she eats —- UGH SHE IS SO GLEEFULLY GROSS!

8 thoughts on “Gwyneth Paltrow sucks! Gwyneth Paltrow speaks Spanish like a retard!”

  1. Thank god, i thought i was the only one who noticed this.I can speak french without using a voice over so that makes me better then her lol.Merci et a bientot.

  2. this offenses me.. lol like saying you’re better than you’re better than her? that makes you not better than her. I acknowledge that you do not like her, but when you say you’re better than ANYONE, it makes YOU look bad.

  3. Better than, better than better than — how manmy freaking times were you going to repeat, “better than?” And guess what? I am better than — ok?

  4. I’ve lived in Spain for 2 years and heard Gwyneth Paltrow speak the language in interviews. She has an extremely slight if nonexistant accent. She did a foreign exchange program and learned the language. I don’t watch glee so I can’t say with certainty that she didn’t lip-synch, but she does speak Spanish.

  5. If her Spanish is so great, why does she lip synch her Spanish lines on Glee? Watch the episodes and see for yourself. I wouldn’t put it past her to use language doubles when she makes appearances in Europe. She is totally annoying.

    Thanks for your comment La Llorona — and special thanks for writing.
    Damien

  6. … this is kind of a retarded thing to rant about, isn’t it? i mean, gwyneth paltrow, granted, isn’t the BEST hollywood has to offer, but she’s not that bad.
    mind you, the people who work on glee might have bitched about how she looked or sounded when they filmed that particular scene, and she had to re-record it as a “lip sync”.

    oh well, haters gonna hate. :(

  7. WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Paltrow and her dialogue coach insisted that the dialogue be dubbed — FACT — so shut your pie hole. BTW — I hate the word HATERS — it’s so urban.

    damien

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