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NPR FIRES JUAN WILLIAMS and will replace him with a guy from Al Qaeda.

Numbskull Pussy Radicals (NPR) has fired Juan Williams because he said something that the dumb fuckers who run that shit ass radio station didn’t like.   The irony is that he said something that everybody who works at NPR probably agrees with, but being the poseurs that they are, they had to push him out the door.

NPR  fired Fox News contributor Juan Williams on Wednesday after a Monday night appearance on Fox News’ “The O’Reilly Factor” in which Williams said that it makes him nervous to fly on airplanes with devoutly-clad Muslims.  <—-Yeah, so what’s not true about that for every single person in the world?  Anybody who doesn’t get that twinge when they see these 12th century freaks, is either brain dead, or has a death wish.

“I mean, look, Bill, I’m not a bigot,” Williams said. “You know the kind of books I’ve written about the civil rights movement in this country. But when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous.”

A weirdo who knows people at NPR and is one of those elitists who is way too hip for the room, had this opinion.

“We are a bunch of left wing little, smarmy, political correct,  cocksuckers,” said Brad Freetverte the friend of a friend of one of the ten people in the USA who actually listen to NPR in Valva, New Hampshire as he pushed back his bleached Martha’s Vineyard hair flap. 

“We used Juan Williams because he got us exposure in O’Reilly, but you know us, we have to stand on sanctimony.  Of course I am shit scared of Muslims when I get on a plane, but if you fire me it will not have the same high profile as firing Juan Williams who is, for all intents and purposes, the only person from NPR that anyone has ever heard of.  I think it’s better to stand up for terrorist than to stand up for the little Blatino guy.  Blatinos are not as chic as Muslims so when push came to shove, Juan Williams was the one who got the axe.  Like I said, we are sanctimonious little bitches.

“We are going to replace him with Kareen Jahal K’quirzee Hummassa, an Al Qaeda inurgent.  I just came back from pakistan with him but I flew on a seperate plane — hehe.”

Herein lies the dumbness of NPR.  Bill O’Reilly, love him or hate him, gives Juan Williams a platform almost every day, and in doing so NPR is intelligently represented on the highest rated cable news show in the world.  So, they fire Williams just to be cool and hip and thereby lower their visibility by about 5000%.   It’s too sickening to even discuss.

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