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Leonardo DiCaprio is FAT and UNEDUCATED.

Leonardo DiCaprio is FAT and UNEDUCATED. His face and body swollen and bloated from the endless amounts of food that he eats on yachts and private jets, and then processes into methane from his ass, Leonardo DiCaprio, whose limited educational acumen renders him unable to understand his own hypocrisy with regards to the Global Climate Change Hoax. DiCaprio’s Wikipedia page ( the home of the gimme $3.00 donation grub ) states that he quit school because he wanted to act

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VAPING SPREADS DISEASES WORSE THAN COUGHING OR SNEEZING.

VAPING SPREADS DISEASES WORSE THAN COUGHING OR SNEEZING. Scientific evidence is starting to point to the fact that the electronic cigarette “smoke” emitted from vaping is probably more dangerous to the public health than regular cigarette smoke and that the danger is, at first, not only to the electronic cigarette smoker. It’s to everyone.  Nearly a thousand people have been sickened and twelve have died from a mysterious vaping-related disease that is spreading through the USA. Maybe the person who

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YOUR DINNER PARTY ENDS BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO FART AND POOP

YOUR DINNER PARTY ENDS BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO FART AND POOP. by: David D. Mattia  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   So, you’re having a Hawaiian-themed dinner party, and you’ve invited about twenty-five of your friends, family, neighbors and/or acquaintances.   You’ve got wine, beer, booze and food, food, FOOD! You’ve set it all up nicely on a few tables.  The wine you chose -Yellow Tail of course – is displayed with colorful plastic cups

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Kimberly Guilfoyle Has A Gorilla-Son Who Is Truly An Anomaly.

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has A Gorilla-Son Who Is Truly An Anomaly. by: David D. Mattia  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   Former Fox News chick, Kimberly Guilfoyle, has announce publicly that she has a son no one knows about, but now she feels that she has kept the secret for too long.   Her son, a semi-marginally talented rap singer and politically sophomoric chatterbox, has been living under a fake name because he is the product

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Johnny Depp Diagnosed with FOREIGN ACCENT SYNDROME !

Johnny Depp Diagnosed with FOREIGN ACCENT SYNDROME ! by: David D. Mattia  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   Johnny Depp recently did an interview where he spoke about his role as Tonto in the Lone Ranger movie he made several years back.  In that interview, a lot of people — including quite a few physicians and speech pathologists — were shocked at his strange English-sounding accent and hints of other accents in his speech.

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IS TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME FATAL? Doctors say, MAYBE.

IS TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME FATAL? Doctors say, MAYBE. by: David D. Mattia  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   (Vienna, Austria) Have you taken a good look at some of the vehemently liberal, anti-Trump celebrities lately?  Do you see how much they’ve aged since Donald Trump was elected President?   The Damien Zone has taken note of what research physicians  in Vienna and Boston are now calling TRUMP AGING SYNDROME  or T.A.S.   It’s been only a

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Swiss Doctors: “Ron Perlman is a cave man” ???

Swiss Doctors: “Ron Perlman is a cave man” ??? Hollywood actor Ron Perlman – a man who holds the World Record for largest head and face in the history of Grade C motion pictures and television – has refused requests from doctors in Switzerland who asked to examine the structures of his facial bones and ligaments. Doctors at the Bern Institute for Cryptozoic  Studies, are trying to prove that Perlman, and other pitiful creatures like him,  is either a genetic

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The TOP 5 SECRETS MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN’T TALK ABOUT !!

  THE TOP FIVE SECRETS MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN’T TALK ABOUT. by: Damien  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   It’s that time of year again, folks.  The Christmas Holiday is upon us, and every maudlin sap on earth is getting ready to hunker down in front of their TV to watch MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET – which I cannot watch since Natalie Wood got drownded. (I know the word is drowned, but I

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