Nancy Sinatra – Political Moron – in Planned Parenthood Twitter War.

Her boots may have been for walkin’, but her brain just seems to lie around and do nothing.   She’s a political moron of the highest order and she’s not afraid to let the world know it.   In social media – mostly twitter — Nancy Sinatra is the queen of the geriatric sub-mediocrities, and she’s managed to do it all with no discernible talent.  [Damien LeGallienne, 30, September, 2015]

nancySometimes people are famous because they have talent, and sometimes they’re famous because they’ve done something noteworthy or important.

As far as Hollywood goes, however, far too many people are sort of famous for being the lackluster spawn of someone who is or was really famous for a real reason.  These pitiful creatures have zero to near zero talent of their own, but they’ve been dipped in show biz sauce for so long that they’ve  acquired a coating of fame-by-association.

These DNA-entitled nobodies are handed a little  plastic surgery, a few acting roles, a record contracts or a book deal – all in spite of the fact that there is no THERE there.  They have no talent.  They were born on third base but they think they hit a triple.

The moment they were born, about a thousand other talented kids lost any shot at fame.   The DNA-entitled no talents inherited the open slot.

These Double Helix squatters have, however,  been gifted with one true talent — they own the rights to  someone else’s notable DNA.  They are squatting merrily in a humanoid mansion wrought from someone else’s genetic material.

Take for example an absolute nowhere like Kelly Osbourne.

Who is she?  What are her talents?  ——— yawn —– I just drifted off for a minute trying to figure out why Kelly Osbourne is famous.   I mean,  I know for a fact that she is Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter, and  for a moment I almost gave her a hall pass.  I actually tried to figure out her talent –assuming for a second that she had one.   Sadly, I came up empty.

Kelly Osbourne, mauve hair and all, is  totally untalented.   Her father tossed her the bone.    Actually,  he tossed the bone to his equally untalented wife Sharon who in turn passed it on to Kelly.    Where ya gonna go now that Joan is dead, Kelly?    Good luck with whatever because your bone  got buried with Joan Rivers.

At this point it would be too easy to pick on Joan’s daughter Melissa Rivers for being in the same league as Kelly Osbourne, but I actually like Melissa Rivers.    She showed a LOT of class when her mother died and for that alone she gets a pass.  She’s a bright girl, and on the business end of the limelight she’ll probably do very well.  I hope she does…but I digress.

Recently, thanks to the luck of the DNA draw,  we got to learn all about some don’tI-look-slutty-nobody named Paris Jackson.

Paris is making herself famous by letting the world know that she is Michael Jackson’s daughter.   Who gives a shit?  She sure doesn’t look like she could be Michael Jackson’s daughter to me, and even if she is, I don’t care.

This Paris Jackson heap of nothingness is the speed bump in my DNA theory, but I assume that Los Angeles County recognizes Paris Jackson as being the actual daughter of Michael Jackson, and that’s good enough for me.

Paris Jackson is the very lucky product — or not so lucky for people like Bobbi Christina — of an egg and sperm which came together to create yet another ho-hum organism.   It’s been done — about a trillion billion times.

Sometimes you mate a sperm and egg and you get a sea sponge and sometimes you get a human being.

Social media – TWITTER – is the place where a lot of not-so-notable sea sponges like to go and wring out their wet  nothingness to their FOLLOWERS — and let’s face it — that’s what they are — FOLLOWERS….not leaders.

Sub-mediocrities like Nancy Sinatra, Rosie, Ellen Barkin, Mia Farrow and a whole lot of other political morons run to Twitter so they can spread  their SEA SPONGE stupidity.

Just a quick thought:   It pains me to say nasty things about Mia Farrow because she is actually talented – more talented than her own mother, actress  Maureen O’Sullivan —  but there’s something weird going on with her and her untalented son Ronan and  the whole Sinatra clan.  Ronan Farrow, by the way, is a double scoop-sub-mediocrity who is gaining sea sponge fame with three sets of DNA –two that are certified and one that is rumored.

So all these sperms and eggs floating around on the sea and on the land but 99,9% of them come together to make mostly plankton or ants or termites….or sea sponges.

Sometimes nature throws us a curve ball and we  get an actual human being who might just as well be a sea sponge….take Nancy Sinatra for example.

The nicest thing I can say about Nancy is that she is the highest variety of sea sponge.   She is the ShamWow of sub-mediocrity.

A lot of ordinary sponges and human invertebrates with run-of-the-mill DNA seem to care what sea sponges have to say and Nancy Sinatra ranks very high on the sponge roster.

She has a lot to say, and just about all of it is stupid and silly and uneducated and  dumb.   But then again, the mission of this blog is to expose stupidity and dumbness wherever it make occur, and if you enter into Nancy Sinatra’s orbit – on Twitter mostly —  the dumbness is incredible.   It’s a red giant of stupidity.   I know sea sponges and sea anemones  and sea cucumbers who think that Nancy Sinatra is a moron.

This week – and I am certain there will be others in the future – Nancy Sinatra is the  patron saint of borrowed DNA sub-mediocrity.

She reigns high and mighty in the world of the social media morons.   She is the current reigning Queen of the Twitter sub-mediocrities.   Yes, daddy’s little sea sponge has out-dumbed herself.

NOTE:  Please do not allow my flowery and self-important verbosity cause you to forget that Nancy Sinatra has, in my opinion, absolutely no talent.  

Nancy Sinatra, because she’s old and washed up and has already had the kids she wanted, takes to social media and vehemently defends a woman’s right to choose <—that’s the euphemism for pro-abortion.

Nancy-sub-mediocrity-Sinatra  is worried that Planned Parenthood might get de-funded by political people she pretends she doesn’t like because she needs to desperately to stay relevant in Hollywood and she needs to follow in the footsteps of her very high brow grandmother.

It’s been written that Nancy’s grandmother (Dolly Sinatra) was a midwife and a back alley abortionist who earned the nickname “Hatpin Dolly” for her incredible skills at scraping useless shit (human babies) off of uterine walls.

This is the stuff Nancy Sinatra is made of.

According to the Daily Mail:  –  Dolly Sinatra was…a midwife and an abortionist, for which ­illegal activity she got the ­nickname ­Hatpin Dolly and a ­criminal record.  

More from the Daily Mail:  Dolly’s skill with ­Italian dialects and her fluency in English led to her to become a facilitator for new ­immigrants ­trying to get ­citizenship papers.  This work brought her to the ­attention of local Democratic Party politicians. Impressed by the force of her personality, they saw her as a ­natural leader in the community.  Soon she was getting out votes and campaigning for causes, all the while roaming the streets with her black midwife’s bag.

Nancy must be very proud of her grandma.   My grandmother didn’t know how to do abortions.  She only made cookies and hot chocolate for me.    Why couldn’t I have a crooked grandma?

Anyway, Dolly hit a California mountain at 500 miles per hour while traveling in a chartered jet back in 1977 – and that was the end of her at age 82.

Karma fetuses are nasty sons of bitches, aren’t they?

So, yesterday, some guy who calls himself, @TheRightWingM tweeted something that Hatpin Dolly’s granddaughter didn’t like so she BLOCKED him. She blocked him because she didn’t have an answer.  She didn’t have an educated answer because she is a moron.

You will kindly note that Sandra Bernhard got dragged into this — she’s the lowest of the low.  I don’t have enough talent as a writer to describe why she is the lowest, but I know she’s low.

So here is how it went.   Kudos to @TheRightWingM

  1. . I guess these boots weren’t made for walking?

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  2. . Start spreading the news…. We’ll make a brand new start of it. Abort… Abort…

  3. . question D-List celebs about their blind support of

    D-list celebs blindly without watching videos & are clueless to what PP even does


Airplane fart absorbing cushions on all new Boeing jets.

fartsmEver since the tragic events of 9-11, the airline industry in the USA and abroad has had to put aside any thought of luxury or customer comfort so as to make their business at least semi-profitable and seemingly streamlined.  The extra security thrust upon the weary traveler has slowed everyone down, and airplanes are booked to last-minute sardine capacity.  An in-flight meal is either non-existent or it’s simply an unidentifiable rubbery sandwich you have to buy for seven bucks.  Don’t count on that free beverage being free for much longer either.


Flying is no longer a luxury.  It used to be a ritzy thing to do, but now it’s just another bothersome 500 miles per hour in a metal tube while wearing a dirty T shirt and flip-flops.   The days of the glamorous  JET SET are over…or are they?
One airline is doing something to improve the quality of life on its planes, and while it may seem a little silly, some passengers have noticed a profound difference.  Something has been done to make flying a lot more comfortable, and psychologists say that when people are comfortable in “certain” ways, they are more apt to dress and behave properly.  They are also less prone to be bothered by some of the more pesky aspects of traveling.
“I have a serious problem with flying because I have a lot of intestinal gas owing to a playground accident I suffered as a child,” said Dr. Raymond Totondi, a world renowned physician at the Skylight Institutes of Better Living, and a frequent flyer on Southwest.
“I have offices in the New York area, Atlanta and in Phoenix… and I go back and forth very often.   The long hauls were murder in my intestines.  Twenty minutes into a flight and I’d be holding in farts until my abdomen was swollen and burning.  I tried wearing diapers lined with cologne or activated charcoal, but nothing worked.  Now, unless I fly on another airline,  I have no troubles whatsoever.”
According to an engineer who works in the airline industry, Southwest has installed a flatus-absorbing cushion in all of its seats. It’s basically a thin sleeve of a new polymer that is slipped under the fabric.  The polymer reacts with human flatulence (fart gas) by drawing the gas into the fibers — pulling it from the anus — and causing a chemical reaction whereby the intestinal gas is converted into harmless nitrogen and small amounts of fecal debris.  The cushions are easy to replace and according to testing done throughout China and Malaysia, they should be replaced at least once per year for an aircraft that is in regular service.  Th fecal debris can be shaken out of the cushions and used as lawn or garden fertilizer.
“These new seat cushions are incredible.  You don’t even know they’re there.  As a man of science, I view these seats as the epitome of technology being used to make everyday life more comfortable for everyone who flies.  There isn’t a person alive who has flown on a plane and not held in at least one big fart at least one time.  Now, with these new flatus barriers, people with intestinal problems or people who just don’t feel like holding in a fart,  can fart all they want.  It’s a miracle.  I read the literature from the manufacturer and they guarantee that there is no intestinal gas that cannot be neutralized by these cushions.”
Seems like the new “FlatuLux” seat inserts have perked up Dr. Totondi’s social life too.
“This week, on my way from Atlanta to Phoenix, a trip that usually leaves me in intestinal agony,  I sat next to a pretty young woman and farted my brains out while still managing to be charming and conversational.  We had a pleasant conversation and I got her phone number.  Normally I would have been squirming in my seat and unable to relax, but this time I talked and farted and talked and farted for thirteen hundred miles.  It was so relaxing.  A few times I was worried that the young lady would see me squint and push down as I farted, but she didn’t seem to notice.  Maybe she thought I had a small facial tick or something, but whichever the case, it’s better than trying to hold a conversation with a beautiful young lady while you’re stinking up the airplane.  I know you can easily blame the smell on one of the other 130 passengers, but after awhile people catch on…at least that’s been my experience.”
Southwest Airlines has added FlatuLux flatus-reducing padding inside the lining of all of its seats on 70% of the planes they currently have in service.  They plan to have them installed in all their planes by August 2015.
The results have been outstanding and passenger satisfaction is at an all time high.  FlatuLux pads can be bought for use in the home too and talks are underway with The Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill restaurants to have the sleeves installed in seats and benches at all their locations.

Atheists Banning “OH MY GOD” from Home Makeover Shows.

move that busOver two decades ago, home improvement shows found their Christopher Columbus in a chunky, lovable bear kind of  guy named Bob Vila.  Before Bob, only contractors and real estate people knew what was going on inside old houses being prepped for sale or being flipped for profit.

These days we have a whole bunch of home makeover and home improvement  shows, and the vast majority of them are enjoyed by average people who enjoy their homes and their lives and their families.  They are just contented people who don’t intrude on others or force their agenda.

Sounds okay, right?  No harm done, right?  WRONG!

American Atheists Crusaders– a militant group who believes that NOT BELIEVING is a religion – are trying to censor these shows…and the producers who make these shows have actually caved in to their unbelievably draconian demands.

With any home improvement kind of show we get the ultimate reveal at the end.  The couple comes home and finds that their old dumpy shack is now a dream house.  Sometimes their weed-tangled backyard is magically transformed into a quiet haven away from home – complete with fire feature and water feature and a whole bunch of plants and fixtures that came from Lowes.

Okay — so at the end of the show they have a big reveal, and almost everyone shrieks, “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!”

They say it over and over and over.  No one, however, has ever said, “Oh my quantum universe that is governed by science!”   No —  that has never been said.

Nobody seems to be an atheist when their house get’s a makeover…but that’s about to change.

An atheist group in the USA — Atheist American Crusaders — is offended by this “Oh my God” exclamation being uttered time and time again on home makeover shows which air during prime time TV hours.  Their latest crusade against Christianity is to have these words censored or removed from TV shows which are aired during what they call, “family hours.”

“We are raising our children to believe in science and reality, and not somebody else’s unrealistic sky daddy” said Millie DeBaakre who lives in  Manhattan with her life partner Josette and their four children — ages 7 through 14.

“How would you feel if every time you turned on your favorite TV show within earshot of your children, some idiot was shouting out, ‘F**k that sh*t!  F**k that Sh*t!’?  After many years that kind of foul language has an impact on young ears.  It causes a lot of damage. Saying, ‘Oh my god,” is foul language to us.  We don’t believe in god and we don’t want our children hearing people cry out to a fantasy being.

“We like to watch the show Extreme Home Makeovers and Bath Crashers,  but  our kids are always asking,  ‘Who is god?  Why do these people all thank somebody named god when they get a new room or new furniture or fire feature or patio or landscaping or garden?’    How do we explain that to our kids?  How do we answer that?  

“The people who get chosen for these shows should be forced to sign an agreement where they state openly that they will not call out to their stupid and imaginary god just because somebody fixed their house.”

Of course Millie and Josette have no trouble answering when their kids ask why they have two mothers or why Millie has full sleeve tattoos and a crew cut with a grey streak in the front and a ponytail just like the biker guy who works in the gas station.  that’s all perfectly natural.

Atheist America Crusaders have petitioned dozens of production companies and networks.  You’d think of course that no one would pay attention to them, but that’s not the case.

“We have a promise from several shows that in the future, the participants will be told in advance not to use the expression ‘Oh My God’ because it is offensive to a lot of people who do not believe in god and do not want god in their lives.    According to one major studio executive, they will add this disclaimer to all releases signed by people whose homes are chosen for these kinds of shows.”

What you are seeing here is a small group of people pulling rank and FORCING something on the vast majority of Americans…and they’re winning.    Home makeover TV shows are caving in one after another.

“One show is called ‘I’m Coming Home’ and in each episode a family is surprised when their family member comes home unexpectedly from a tour of military duty.  The kids or the spouse gets very excited and often someone shouts out ‘Oh my god,” but we do not expect this show to follow the rule because we have to pretend, just like the people in Hollywood, that we support the military people.  We secretly despise the military and all the people involved, but we pretend we do because we like the life we have and we might as well let somebody else die for us if that’s what they sign up for basically.”

Here is a list of shows who are banning the use of the expression “OH MY GOD” from their home improvement shows —->Damned Shows by Atheists. 

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