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Nyasha, The Black Girl On The A-List – New York Is Really A Shrunken Head!
Nyasha, The Black Girl On The A-List – New York Is Really A Shrunken Head!(2)

“It amazes me that the producers of the Logo Channel show The A-List New York did not realize that the new cast member, a woman claiming to be Nyasha, was really a deranged shrunken head from the jungles of Brazil.  Of course she had on a dress and some makeup, but all you had to

The Situation, Snooki and The Cast Of Jersey Shore Swept Away by Hurricane Irene
The Situation, Snooki and The Cast Of Jersey Shore Swept Away by Hurricane Irene(0)

Hurricane Irene ripped the door off the beachouse and sent the Italian/New Jersey flag floating out into the Atlantic Ocean.   When Mike The Situationa and Pauly D came out to see what happened, they were swept away by a giant wave.    More to come… as Hurricane kills more Guiodos.

Millionaire Matchmaker – Patti Stanger — Plastic Surgery UGH!
Millionaire Matchmaker – Patti Stanger — Plastic Surgery UGH!(23)

She used to be a natural beauty — now she looks like every other Reality Show idiot who has had too much plastic surgery. She used to be our favorite Reality TV star — and in many ways she still is, but tonight’s Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo brought us a new Patti Stanger — a plastic

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Insiders say: Joey Lawrence Lied To Chelsea Handler About NOT Being Bald.
Insiders say: Joey Lawrence Lied To Chelsea Handler About NOT Being Bald.(0)

Recently Joey Lawrence appeared on Chelsea Lately and the very first thing that was addressed was the fact that he was NOT going bald.  Joey went on to explain how he shaved his head for a part in a TV show and how he stuck with it —-some say,” LIE!” According to people in the know,

Sarah Palin Says:  “Joey Lawrence Is Bald And Sprays On Hair”
Sarah Palin Says: “Joey Lawrence Is Bald And Sprays On Hair”(5)

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Snooki a Graverobber?  Justin Bieber Paternity Test Results?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF AFGHANISTAN!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF AFGHANISTAN!(3)

 When is this going to end?  These people do not want to be helped.  I don’t give a shit that the women can go to school and I don’t give a shit about anything that happens to any of these people — just get American troops the  fuck outta there and let those fucking savages kill

How Many Years Will Blagojevich Get?
How Many Years Will Blagojevich Get?(4)

Now that the Blagojevich trial is over and he’s been found guilty on some serious charges, a lot of people are asking, “How many years in jail will Blagojevich get?”  It must be a lot because the usually slick and confident Balgojevich, buckled at the knees and nearly fainted as the verdict was read aloud

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Old lady with guns in car — Minnesota State Trooper HOAX!!!!
Old lady with guns in car — Minnesota State Trooper HOAX!!!!(0)

The stupid story going around on Facebook about a woman who had a lot of guns in her car when

Facebook DO NOT ADD IS A HOAX!  Jason Allen, Linda Smith, Jason Lee
Facebook DO NOT ADD IS A HOAX! Jason Allen, Linda Smith, Jason Lee(0)

Hoax message circulating among Facebook users warns that accepting friend requests from members named Linda Smith, Jason Lee, Jason Allen,

Korea’s Kim Jong Un Gets Huge Penis Enlargement Operation.
Korea’s Kim Jong Un Gets Huge Penis Enlargement Operation.(0)

North Korea, the country with no electric lights, publicly declared the incredibly homely heir Kim Jong Un its supreme leader at a huge rally

Finland reports: Adam Lambert fight with gay lover.
Finland reports: Adam Lambert fight with gay lover.(0)

Without all his makeup, Adam Lambert is an acne scarred ugly queen.  Without special micorphones and sound stabilizers, he can’t

Kim Jong il — secret sex life revealed.
Kim Jong il — secret sex life revealed.(0)

Now that he is dead as a doornail, it can be revealed that Korean dictator Kim Jon Il used to

The New YouTube SUCKS!
The New YouTube SUCKS!(2)

There’s an old saying:  If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Somebody ought to have told that to the retarded

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Frank Luntz Wins Worst Toupee, Hairpiece, Wig Of The Year!
Frank Luntz Wins Worst Toupee, Hairpiece, Wig Of The Year!(0)

” He should be issued a ticket for the wig he wore to the Republican debate in Iowa last night. 

Did God Create The Universe – Curiosity — and I Hate Atheists.
Did God Create The Universe – Curiosity — and I Hate Atheists.(3)

“Did God Create the Universe?” is the premiere episode at 8 p.m. today of the new Discovery series “Curiosity,” which

Sean Penn – Asshole – Cleaning The Poop For Hugo Chavez.
Sean Penn – Asshole – Cleaning The Poop For Hugo Chavez.(3)

Living with cancer has pushed Venezuela’s fiery President Hugo Chavez to change his habits and diet, his governing style and

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THE LATIN KINGS — How To Destroy A Brooklyn Neighborhood!
THE LATIN KINGS — How To Destroy A Brooklyn Neighborhood!(0)

A park in PARK SLOPE Brooklyn, NY, has turned into a hangout for an international gang called THE LATIN KINGS.  They are the ruination

Frank Luntz Wins Worst Toupee, Hairpiece, Wig Of The Year!
Frank Luntz Wins Worst Toupee, Hairpiece, Wig Of The Year!(0)

” He should be issued a ticket for the wig he wore to the Republican debate in Iowa last night. 

Kanye West — Loves Adolph Hitler, His Mom Donda and Michael Jordan.
Kanye West — Loves Adolph Hitler, His Mom Donda and Michael Jordan.(1)

Kanye West is a  34-year-old rapper known for his outbursts and also for his gorgeous macaroni clock designs — was

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