Not so very long ago Sinead O’Connor was a hip young, sexy singer who got her 15 minutes of infamy by ripping up a picture of the Pope after singing a song on “Saturday Night Live” and declaring him to be “The real enemy.” She had her head buzzed and got a huge billboard hit with “Nothing Compares To You” — a sentimental ballad written by the grossly overrated, incredibly short and neatly closeted purple queen, Prince– or whatever he is calling himself these days. Sinead
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Semi-retarded actor and full blown asshole, Matt Damon , is making great strides at his new special school and recently he even voiced his opinions about the economy. He even went so far as to get angry at a reporter who asked him a question about teachers and tenure. Not yet ready to face a world full of non retarded people, Damon was accompanied by his dutiful mom who has sacrificed so much so as to ensure that her mentally
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BELOW YOU WILL FIND A STORY ABOUT SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER THAT I FOUND ON THE WEB. I THINK IT’S FROM STAR MAGAZINE OR PEOPLE OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER FAN MAGS MADE FOR DUMB WOMEN AND UNMARRIED MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO STILL GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THEIR ELDERLY MOMS — IT IS 100% FAKE AND MADE UP BY PUBLICITY PEOPLE. WHAT IS REAL, HOWEVER, ARE MY COMMENTS WHICH, LIKE THIS, ARE IN BOLD LETTERS. HOSPITAL VISIT HAS PEOPLE WONDERING IF SELENA
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BELOW YOU WILL FIND A STORY ABOUT SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER THAT I FOUND ON THE WEB. I THINK IT’S FROM STAR MAGAZINE OR PEOPLE OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER FAN MAGS MADE FOR DUMB WOMEN AND UNMARRIED MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO STILL GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THEIR ELDERLY MOMS — IT IS 100% FAKE AND MADE UP BY PUBLICITY PEOPLE. WHAT IS REAL, HOWEVER, ARE MY COMMENTS WHICH, LIKE THIS, ARE IN BOLD LETTERS. HOSPITAL VISIT HAS PEOPLE WONDERING IF SELENA
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Rumors are flying in the music industry that after the death of her beloved friend Clarence Clemons, Lady Gaga might be planning a free concert in Asbury Park, New Jersey — the home of The Stone Pony bar and the origins of Clarence Clemons and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. “I heard she was going to come down her to Asbury and do a concert on the beach or something,” said Lenny Squiderria of Sea Girt, NJ. a
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“It is nothing if not an unorthodox approach to child rearing and maybe a sick way to get a reality show deal. ” [Damien LeGallienne] A psychotic Toronto couple says they are trying to raise a genderless child and they’re refusing to reveal baby Storm’s sex to encourage a more neutral approach to the infant. In other words, they are f**king up their kid from the very beginning. Hiding the 4-month-old’s sex from the outside world is a “tribute to freedom and choice”
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Robert DeNiro is an asshole — at least that’s what a lot of people think. I guess playing a gangster too many times has gone to his head. NOTE: PIcture of DeNiro pushing around a Hollywood writer who called him an asshole to his face – D D. Matt Gets shoved and pushed by De Niro <—Click here. He’s trying really hard to make his public persona so different from his on-film persona that he has gone over the edge. “He might really
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