A Nigerian couple in England are the proud parents of what appears to be a […]
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EXHUMED ELVIS LESBIAN ROBOT ZOMBIE GETS $35K SETTLEMENT OVER CANCELED PROM.
A lesbian student who was really an animated doll that which was fashioned from the […]
LINDSAY LOHAN IS IN JAIL, ROBERT SHAPIRO IS A PHONY and JUDGE MARSHA REVEL IS A HERO.
SOMEDAY SOMEBODY IS EITHER GOING TO THANK THIS JUDGE OR AT LEAST GIVE HER CREDIT […]
TV CHEF LYDIA BASTIANICH SAYS, “BRENDAN FRASER AND ELENA KAGAN WERE SEPERATED AS CHILDREN.”
WHOEVER SAID THAT A HAIR TRANSPLANT LOOKS LIKE ROWS OF CORN didn’t ever conjure up […]
WARDEN FEARS, “PHIL SPECTOR COULD BLOW OUT OF PRISON IN SPRINGTIME”
Warden Humhphrey Chiztoner had stated publicly that additional security measures have been installed around convicted […]
CLAY AIKEN GETS HIS SWEATER CIRCUMSIZED — ANGERS RABBI.
“It was getting all hot and sticky and cheesy under there, y’all, so I went […]
UFO’S IN CHINA — Man abducted.
WHILE LISTENING TO THE MELODY EMITTED BY A UFO AND WATCHING THE SKIES IN AWE, […]
HONEYMOONERS STAR JOYCE RANDOLPH ANNOUNCES BID FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2014.
Joyce Randolph, known to TV lovers as Trixie Norton, the always patient wife of Ed […]