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Princess Beatrice Hat Auction on EBAY

The schizophrenic  hat worn by Princess Beatrice at Britain’s royal wedding is to be auctioned to raise money for the mentally ill — especially the Princess who wore it, Buckingham Palace said Thursday. The famous creation — which some said looked like antlers but was later diagnosed as a severe mental illness which landed Princess Beatrice in the lunatic asylum, will be sold on eBay with the proceeds to go to further mental helath care for Princess Beatrice and additional platic

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Mary Tyler Moore Has A Brain Tumor — but she’ll be okay.

Mary Tyler Moore has a type of brain tumor called a meningioma and today doctors are going to take it out — shouldn’t be a problem.  As a matter of fact, if you are going to be diagnosed with a brain tumor, this is the kind of brain tumor you should pray for. Meningiomas are almost always benign and they grow on the outer lining of the brain — of course there are variants and not all menigiomas are the

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What is a Meningioma?

A meningioma is a type of tumor that develops from the meninges, the membrane that surrounds the brain and spinal cord. There are three layers of meninges, called the dura mater, arachnoid and pia mater. Most meningiomas (90%) are categorized as benign tumors, with the remaining 10% being atypical or malignant. However, the word “benign” can be misleading in this case, as when benign tumors grow and constrict and affect the brain, they can cause disability and even be life

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Rapper Common is a common asshole — and so is Guardian.co.uk

Below is the completely inaccurate account by the British shit rag GUARDIAN.com.uk — Herein they evoke the names of Sarah Palin and Karl Rove and call the widespread displeasure over the rapper Common controversy a right-wing outcry.  These a-hole liberals in the UK have no clue that the vast majority of those offended by the Obama cluelessness are not right-wing fanatics, but ordinary people — police, emergency rescue people, military and the average man on the street.  How disingenuous that

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Blackjack player wins $6 Million !! Wipes out Casino.

THE PHOTO IS A GAG BUT THE STORY IS TRUE! Tropicana Casino and Resort’s big-stakes table games idea came back to bite them in the ass in April when one high roller taking the property for a record haul of $5.8 million.  The guy made so much money that the casino was shitting a brick when he beat the dealer on one hand that was worth $1,000,000. As a result, Tropicana was the worst performer among Atlantic City’s 11 casino hotels in April

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Michelle Obama Invites Ghetto “poet” Common To The White House.

I am getting so sick of this urban junk rap being served up for public consumption as art and poetry — it’s neither, and now we’re being further de-evolutionized culturally by Michelle Obama’s decidedly unsophisticated and ghetto-minded tastes in art and poetry — or perhaps the kind of poetry she wants to push along probably because she doesn’t understand real poetry.  It’s a verbal mess of nothingness and illiteracy — but Michelle Obama thinks it’s cool to be ghetto so

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Insiders tell the truth about: The Schwarzenegger – Shriver Divorce.

Ahhhhh-nuld Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are calling it quits after a 25 year marriage.  Maria says that she is sick of Arnold’s womanizing and his outrageous ego, and Arnold fears that Maria will shrivel up into a wrinkled Kennedy prune just like her mother Eunice and all her aunts — except Rosemarie who had her brain removed and  was put in a nuthouse by Maria’s grandfather Joe. “Arnold likes young women but he started to see the Kennedy oldness creeping

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Osama Bin Laden watched Dancing With The Stars.

“Dancing With The Stars was Osama’s favorite show,” said Abdallah Bin Kalid, one of Bin Laden’s TV repairmen who worked frequently on the 12 inch RCA black and white TV that Osama watched for the six years prior to his death. “He really liked watching that show and just before he died he asked me if maybe I could get him a color set so that he could get a better look at Ralp Macchio’s toupee.  He loved The Karate

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