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Our Own Amy Winehouse Autopsy Report.
AMY WINEHOUSE — AGE 27 — CAUCASIAN FEMALE Height: 5 Feet 4 Inches Weight: 82 […]
Amy Winehouse, Dead At 27, Was An Asshole
Amy Winehouse died because she was a dope addict and it’s an insult to people […]
Who Is Dorothy Clay Sims? The Lady Lawyer Who Helped Casey Anthony.
What happens when an Amazonian defense attorney who has had a lot of pretty good plastic surgery to […]
Casey Anthony Gets Breast Reduction? Becoming A Man?
Rumours are flying around that Casey Anthony, the oddly-breasted Mother-Of-The-Year, has had a breast reduction […]
Stupid Peace Vigil for Caylee Anthony — but where is Casey Anthony Hiding?
Following Anthony’s high profile prison release early this morning, a group of Orlando weirdoes organized a […]
Bigfoot Sightings All Over Northern New Jersey?
THIS IS A TRUNCATED REPORT FROM THE BIGFOOT WATCH ASSOCIATION OF CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS. THE ENTIRE REPORT […]
Bodybuilder Drag Queen: “An Inspiration To The Youth Of Poor White America.”
“Bodybuilding drag queens are people too and we like to think that our Joe Zet […]