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Mila Kunis Accepts Date From Soldier — Her Whole Life Is A Publicity Stunt.

Mila Kunis is so desperate for fame that she has accepted a date that was a video request from a soldier stationed in Afghanistan.  Fake sources shilling for her even faker publicity people say that Justin Timberlake (rumored to be very gay) was the wing man who told her to do this. Let me tell you why this makes me sick. 1)  She used Macaulay Culkin to get a little bit famous and then she dumped him — but that was all

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GET ALEC BALDWIN OFF OF TCM! THE ESSENTIALS.

ROBERT OSBORNE, THE HOST OF TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES, IS TEMPORARILY OFF FROM HIS DUTIES DUE TO ILLNESS.  I WISH MR. OSBORNE A SPEEDY RECOVERY AND I HOPE THAT HE RETURNS IN TIME TO KEEP THAT MORON, ALEC BALDWIN, FROM TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE HOSTING SPOT. Alec Baldwin, the world’s meanest answering-machine-father and noted political moron, is on a mission to ruin the class and dignity that has been put forth on Turner Classic Movies for nearly two decades by

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Tiger Woods Announces Retirement

UPDATE:  HE WAS SUPPOSED TO ANNOUNCE THIS BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE HE CHANGED HIS MIND FOR SOME STRANGE REASON Tiger Woods has announced that he is going to retire from professional golf as of 11am today.  Woods cites the fact that he has far too many serious health problems to continue.  He has had problems with his legs and he readily admits that he should not have played in May because of serious health issues involving his knee and

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Justin Bieber and his fake girlfriend Selena Gomez — pregnant?

BELOW YOU WILL FIND A STORY ABOUT SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER THAT I FOUND ON THE WEB. I THINK IT’S FROM STAR MAGAZINE OR PEOPLE OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER FAN MAGS MADE FOR  DUMB WOMEN AND UNMARRIED MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO STILL GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THEIR ELDERLY MOMS —  IT IS 100% FAKE AND MADE UP BY PUBLICITY PEOPLE.  WHAT IS REAL, HOWEVER, ARE MY COMMENTS WHICH, LIKE THIS, ARE IN BOLD LETTERS.  HOSPITAL VISIT HAS PEOPLE WONDERING IF SELENA

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JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ – FAKE PREGNANCY RUMORS — FAKE ROMANCE — FAKE EVERYTHING.

BELOW YOU WILL FIND A STORY ABOUT SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER THAT I FOUND ON THE WEB. I THINK IT’S FROM STAR MAGAZINE OR PEOPLE OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER FAN MAGS MADE FOR  DUMB WOMEN AND UNMARRIED MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO STILL GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THEIR ELDERLY MOMS —  IT IS 100% FAKE AND MADE UP BY PUBLICITY PEOPLE.  WHAT IS REAL, HOWEVER, ARE MY COMMENTS WHICH, LIKE THIS, ARE IN BOLD LETTERS.  HOSPITAL VISIT HAS PEOPLE WONDERING IF SELENA

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Atlantic City — Going Gay With Gay Bar Casino.

NOTE TO CURIOUS HETEROSEXUALS:  Move along, there is nothing to see at this new gay bar.  It’s not for you.  Don’t wander in and think you’re cool because you went to a gay bar.  Ladies, if your husband or boyfriend insists on going, it’s time to find a new man — catch on?  At the RESORTS CASINO AND HOTEL, the somewhat faded Boardwalk grande dame that became this city’s first casino in 1978 after New Jersey legalized the business, you can

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Casey Anthony – Very Low Boobs – Button Down Blouses — KILLER!

Casey Anthony – Very Low Boobs – Button Down Blouses — KILLER! Casey Anthony is a killer – I call her “The Smother Mother” — let’s get that out of the way right off the bat.  Her poker face has been making me sick for nearly two years, but soon it will all be over and she’ll be in the electric chair or whatever they useto get rid of monsters these days.  Oh, yeah, they use lethal injection.  I hope that in Casey Anthony’s

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Minnesota Shut Down — Couldn’t Have Happened to a Dumber State.

From AP – State parks in Minnesota were barricaded, and campers, Boy Scout troops and everyone else were sent on their way.  No holiday for you! Heading into a holiday weekend in a state that savors its summers outdoors, licenses for fishing, hunting, trapping, boats and ATVs were unavailable for purchase. And all around the State Capitol — the place where all the troubles began — the streets were eerily empty and official buildings locked, plastered with hand-taped signs that

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