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Lindsey Piscitell — the great poet. The bard of Bryant Park

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE:  YEAR 2898 – HERE ARE SOME OF THE LOST LINDSEY PISCITELL POEMS –THANKFULLY THEY HAVE BEEN RESTORED BY THE DAMIEN ZONE’S TEAM OF RESTORATION SCIENTISTS.  There once was Glenn Beck on a blanket But I’m Lindsey and I am entitled to crank it…. Up a notch with my jug of cheap wine People now know my name so divine. Now I’m sober and I wish to hell that I’d drank it.   The Search For Appletini’s in Autumn The leaves are

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Lindsey Piscitell — And Other Undignified New Yorkers Owe Glenn Beck An Apology.

Glenn Beck, love him or hate him, has the right to sit in a city park and watch a movie just like everyone else.  We are supposed to live in a civilized society, but a few assholes and dickturds had to show their, look-at-me-I’m-a-hip-New York-liberal-stupidity,  by heckling Beck while he sat in Bryant Park watching an outdoor screening of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The 39 Steps” with his wife Tania and their children. Before anything happened, this is what the oh-so- sophisticated New Yorker Lindsey Piscitell

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How Many Years Will Blagojevich Get?

Now that the Blagojevich trial is over and he’s been found guilty on some serious charges, a lot of people are asking, “How many years in jail will Blagojevich get?”  It must be a lot because the usually slick and confident Balgojevich, buckled at the knees and nearly fainted as the verdict was read aloud in the packed courtroom. According to the legal help at TheDamienZone.com, Rod Blagojevich will probably get a little mercy from the judge because if you sum

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New York Lesbian Marriage Plans Are On Hold For Bronx Couple.

The gay marriage law in New York is only hours old and already there has been a fist-fight over Lesbian wedding plans between Janet Perez and Chris Booker, both of the Bronx. Perez and Booker have been happily partnered since 1997 but now that marriage has become an option, the two women and their families are fighting like caged animals over wedding photos and attire. “I want to be the one with the crew cut and the tuxedo,” fumed Perez

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Staten Island Man Becomes First Married Gay New Yorker To Cheat on His Husband.

NEW YORK’S FIRST GAY DIVORCE !!!!! The law allowing gay marriage in New York is only hours old but Staten Island, New York Macy’s employee, Brian Keegan,31, has already become the first gay husband to cheat on his husband.  Moments after the State Senate voted to allow same-sex marriage, Brian Keegan married Vinny Pompino, 27, a waiter at Garrallolo’s Ristoranti in Tottenville and his boyfriend of three years.  They got married in a quick ceremony at St. John The Divine church in

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Luxury Cruise Ship Queen Mary 2 fails health inspection — filthy!

Queen Mary 2, billed by its owners as “the most magnificent ocean liner ever built,” isn’t getting such rave reviews from government sanitation inspectors.   The ship that is billed as the ultimate in splendour and whose crew looks down their noses at fat American passengers, is a filthy pig stye that would never pass even a street cart health inspection. The ship was checked earlier this month as part of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Vessel Sanitation Program,

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Casey Anthony — Psychotic Killer — And She Doesn’t Care.

Don’t you just want to step through your TV screen and punch Casey Anthony in the face?  She murdered her child and now she sits in court watching her parents go through the agony of all agonies, but she has this sick, crazy eyes look on her face that makes you just want to deck her.  I am not advocating violence, but if anyone needs a punch in the face, it’s Casey Anthony. Recent pictures of Casey Anthony here –> Das

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YOUR FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE AND LUCKY NUMBERS. -JUNE 7, 2017

YOUR FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE AND LUCKY NUMBERS. -JUNE 17, 2017 Aries – March 21 – April 20  — You are looking at a new home.  The one you like may need more repairs than the ones that are obvious, but do your homework and go with the numbers and not your heart.  Lucky Numbers: 42 47 18 22 38 10 ASTROLOGICAL ALIGNMENT NUMBERS PICKS HERE for April 2007 — DeRenzatto’s bio link. Taurus – April 21 – May 21  — Somebody in your

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