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WHY IS LADY GAGA FAT! IS LADY GAGA’S MARILYN MONROE FAT GIRL SIZE ZERO QUOTE REAL?

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Okay — Lady Gaga is proud to have gained 25 pounds.  She says she doesn’t care and she quotes  – well, she thinks she’s quoting Marilyn Monroe but she’s wrong.  Lady Gaga is getting fat because there is something medically wrong with her.  She is sick in some kind of glandular way which is also why she was losing her hair last year and why her legs went from being straight to being knock-kneed. But first things first.  Dearest Gaga, […]

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Facebook Photo of Newborn With Giant Tumor — CLICK FOR DOLLARS – HOAX & FAKE

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If one of your simple-minded Facebook friends tried to share with you the photo of the newborn baby with the giant tumor growing on its rear end with the notation that reads: Its Time For Humanity |Facebook Is Donating Money To This Poor Baby. 1 Like = $1 — 1 Comment = $2 — 1 Share = $3  Please Like, Comment&Share To Help This Baby!  You have been duped.  There is no such fundraiser. It’s a hoax — a cruel […]

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Madonna’s “Obama Black Muslim” Rant. Is Madonna Mentally Sick?

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Rumors are floating around the country and abroad tht Madonna is in need of serious medical help.  Some think that maybe it’s just a really bad battle with menopause or her strange recovery from a ten year battle with F.A.S. (Foreign Accent Syndrome).  Some think that  she might be reacting badly to some medicines — or something far, far worse. This rumor comes right on the heels of her rant last weekend at a Washington DC concert where Madonna Ciccone, aka Madonna, seemed to […]

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Facebook Stock Up While Zuckerberg Laughs At Suckers Who Buy It.

A day after Facebook CEO and “I KILL ANIMALS WITH MY BARE HANDS  FOR MY FOOD”, Mark Zuckerberg,  broke several months of silence and spoke publicly at a high-tech event, the company’s stock registered its biggest one-day percentage gain since it went public in May.  Sadly, it’s too little and too late for all the suckers who bought this shit stock.  “You had to be a moron to buy this stock when it went public,” said Dr. Sheldon Hartunis of the World […]

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Sandra Fluke’s Necklace At The Democratic Convention

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According to rapidly spreading reports, Sandra Fluck was running around the Democratic National Convention bragging that she was able to insult the whole Pro-Life crowd when she brazenly wore an ugly necklace that was actually made from all of the diaphragms she has used over the past year. “Sandra likes to kill fetuses and if she thinks for one second that her Intrauterine Device (IUD) is losing its edge, she quckly gets a new one before a baby gets a […]

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Elizabeth Warren — INDIAN? NATIVE AMERICAN? The Truth From Her Staff?

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She’s the Democratic U.S. Senate candidate in Massachusetts, a consumer advocate, Harvard law professor and, she’d be proud to tell you, a grandmother. What she is most proud to say, however, is that she is descended from Apache warriors who once ruled the plains of North America.   She’s full of shit, but let’s play along and see where we get. “Squaw Warren, as she prefers to be called, says her people were rulers of America before the evil white man […]

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VERIZON WIRELESS STORES ARE RIP OFFS! VERIZON WIRELESS RIP OFF REPORT.

Do you remember the famous scene in the movie “FARGO” where the car salesman insists that the customer has to get “TRU-COAT” to protect his car for an extra $500 but somehow the unknowing customer falls for the routine — and  the whole thing is a crock of shit?  Well, if you remember that, you can relive a cell phone version of a rip-off used car dealer if you go to any Verizon Wireless store. Verizon Wireless has gotten really high and […]

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EXPERTS PREDICT: MITT ROMNEY WILL WIN THE ELECTION.

University of Colorado Professors Ken Bickers and Michael Berry have quite a set of bragging rights up their sleeve – namely, they’ve devised a mathematical model of the Electoral College that has predicted every Presidential race correctly since Ronald Reagan won the Presidency in 1980. And despite recent polls showing the presidential race deadlocked both nationally and in key swing states, Bickers and Berry‘s model shows a race that isn’t even close. According to them, not only will Mitt Romney […]

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