The Damien Zone

  Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole. He’s fat.  His face is blubbery.  He speaks through his tiny and crooked bottom teeth like Eric Cartman, and his lower jaw goes in all kinds of retarded directions.  He looks and sounds like a female-to-male sex change old Jewish lady — and he’s a frigging moron. Every election prediction he makes turns out to be wrong — ALWAYS — yet Fox and a few other networks keep

“Don’t be stupid, get off the barrier islands and let me handle this the best way I know how — don’t be stupid.” [New Jersey Governor Chris Christie] In an act of selflessness and intestinal foritude, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is planning to pull down his pants on the beach in southern New Jersey, and emit a huge fart directly into the storm as it attempts to make landfall not very far from where Snooki and Mike The Situation once