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Justin Bieber Abandons His Pet Monkey — German Government is Pissed !

Justin Bieber is in big trouble in Germany, and if he doesn’t settle up with the angry Customs folks over in Deutschland, he’s going to face heavy fines and probably jail time for animal neglect and smuggling contraband across the border into Germany. So far, the untalented little douche bag hasn’t owned up — and he’s going to be really sorry if he doesn’t do something real quick. Seems that the wanna-be-tough little no-talent with the spaghetti biceps and the

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MSNBC: Lawrence O’Donnell Getting Fired Soon? “Morbid Obesity Comment About Limbaugh Cinches Fate”

“If it were not for FOX NEWS and MSNBC’s constant anti-Fox News rants, from Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O’Donnell, there would be no MSNBC. It’s as though MSNBC’s entire raison d’etre is to talk about the alleged evil-doings over at Fox News. MSNBC is FOX NEWS’ biggest advertiser and they don’t even have the brains to realize it. How about they try to do their own show without referencing Fox through gritted teeth every two minutes — wouldn’t that be

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Gay Student Donates His Kidney To Boy Who Bullied Him and Gets a Surprise.

When 16-year-old James Griffin was a high school student in rural Ohio, he bravely lived his life as an openly gay and free-spirited young teenager. He wore flamboyant clothes and polished his fingernails. He dyed his hair from week to week and wore it in various fashions. He was active in the his high school’s drama club and he was the captain of his school’s cheerleading squad. He was very popular with the girls in school but some of the

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Twin Sisters Inspire the World and Madonna After Winning a Sophia Petrillo Look-Alike Contest.

Ninety-eight-year old  twin sisters who used to rent their second floor Brooklyn apartment to Madonna way back when she was a struggling dancer in the late 1970s, have recently won the official, Worldwide Sophia Petrillo Look Alike Contest which was held last week in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. The pair, who never married and live on a fixed income, donated all of their $5,000 first prize money to an animal rescue organization. Fanny and Tina Bustamacello, both 98 years old, and both still living in the

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Dead Dog Beach Project PR. When Does Animal Charity End and Nastiness Begin?

“I see that pathetic dog in a crate with a blanket — regardless of how ragged or unkempt, I see, with my years of experience with these people, at least an attempt by someone to either help the dog or set the dog adrift to god or into the hands of godlike people…” [Anonymous] On the island of Puerto Rico, there is a place they call DEAD DOG BEACH.  It’s a place where sick or unwanted or old dogs are

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Teresa Giudice’s Low Hairline and Forehead. One Scientist Believes She is a Primitive Human Species.

Teresa Giudice’s Low Hairline and Forehead.  One Scientist Believes She is a Primitive Human Species “I believe, after careful study of her head shape and her mental acumen, that Teresa Giudice is a primitive human species and that her acceptable face is only made possible by the fact that she has been trained to keep clean and to wear makeup and pass as a modern human. [Anthony LaVista MD PhD.  Anthroplogical Physician and Geneticist] The “REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY”

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Amanda Bynes Schizophrenic? Speaks to Alien Named Cran-Cran.

Insiders say that Amanda Bynes is believed by doctors to be suffering from schizophrenia and that she has imparted to friends that aliens control her and tell her what to do. Most doctors think that Bynes is mentally ill but another doctor in England believes she may be confused about messages she is getting from an alien being who Bynes calls Cran-Cran. Bynes was recently institutionalized after setting a fire in the driveway of a home in Sherman Oaks, California USA. Psychiatric

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Bill O’Reilly is Not a Racist. The Truth Hurts.

“The sad truth is that from the president on down, our leadership has no clue, no clue at all about how to solve problems within the black community,” O’Reilly said. “And many are frightened to even broach the issue. That’s because race hustlers and the grievance industry have intimidated the so-called ‘conversation,’ turning any valid criticism of African-American culture into charges of racial bias.”  [BILL O’REILLY, FOX NEWS, 23 July, 2013] You know what?  You’re a mean father Bill O’Reilly. You

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