Snooki has a new man and his name is ………. NICHOLAS DEBARTOLOMEIS of Toms River, […]
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“JERSEY SHORE’S” SNOOKIE MUGSHOT PROVES SHE IS A BODY SNATCHER.
Seaside Heights, New Jersey police have found giant pea pods in the basement of the […]
Marilyn Monroe regrets that she can’t sing “Happy Birthday” to President Obama today.
The overhyped in death, sorta-slutty drug addicted Marilyn Monroe would have been 84 years old last […]
Sarah Jessica Parker Kidnaps Dee Snider and Takes Over Twisted Sister.
“I’m where I should have always been,” said the gay man’s and lonely fat girl’s […]
ANIMAL LOVING HYPOCRITES IN MASSACHUSETTS SAY, “KILL THOSE SEALS!”
First they let Jack and Bobby get away with murder and rape and mayhem with Marilyn Monroe. […]
Little People, Big Terrorists? NYPD Connects The Dots.
Not one midget was killed on 9-11 <——click here. “We just don’t think that midgets should […]
DOCTORS FEAR: “THE TOP OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S HEAD MIGHT BREAK OFF.
The scaffolding being erected around Leonardo DiCaprio’s head is not being done by carpenters as […]
SURGERY COMPLETE: Barry Manilow is now a rare seabird.
As the sun rises over the 10,000 block of Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, California, […]