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Identity of Baseball Stealing Woman Revealed…

Identity of Baseball Stealing Woman Revealed… To some people, she is: 1 -“That horrible baseball-stealing woman with the  lipstick lesbian haircut,” 2 – “That square butt-face old hag in ugly white pants and a big bully belt who snatched away a baseball from a child” 3 -“She is the embodiment of evil and greed and selfishness.  She has no soul and she should rot in hell.” Those are only some of the angry accusations that have been hurled at a woman

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Allenhurst Beach Club Green Water is Dangerous.

On the New Jersey shore, close to the decay of Asbury Park, lies a place called Allenhurst — and they have their own private beach club.   It’s called the Allenhurst Beach Club, and each year on Labor Day they put the lives of their members in jeopardy by dying their ocean lime green with a chemical dye they say is safe and fun for all.  They’re wrong. There is nothing safe about dumping a whole lot of a chemical

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Is Joan Rivers on Life Support? Is Joan Rivers dying?

Joan Rivers will probably not survive this and Melissa Rivers (her daughter) will have to make all the decisions until such time that Joan passes away..  This isn’t Melissa’s first tragedy, but she’s up to the task. [Damien LeGallienne]   This is a possible scenario for the truth about Joan Rivers’ current condition as the world waits to hear about the fate of their beloved comedienne.  She will probably hang in there for a few more days and then she will

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Three People Die From Taking the ALS Challenge in New Jersey.

It started with a trickle of ice and some cold water and now it has taken over the internet. All kinds of people, from high school jocks to 90 year old grandmothers, are taking the A.L.S. CHALLENGE to raise awareness about Lou Gherig’s Disease — and some of them are dying. Since the beginning of the summer of 2014 when people started dousing themselves and others with icy water and challenging others to do the same or donate to an ALS charity, the

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George Clooney’s Fake Marriage Helps Hillary.

“George Clooney needs a “Magic Johnson” wife to drag along on Hillary’s campaign trail, and it looks like they’ve found him one.  I wonder if George has even met the poor girl yet.” [Damien LeGallienne] The most recent jibber-jabber in the world of the American Simpleton is now all about the upcoming George Clooney fake marriage. Guys who do hair and women who do nails and housework — confirmed bachelors who work in retail etc., cannot get enough of this malarkey.

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Antoine Dodson No Longer Gay but LGBT Community Doesn’t Know It.

Why is this Antoine Dodson Facebook page suddenly so popular? In light of the recent life changes announced by Antoine — a guy with quirky talent who got lucky when somebody broke into his apartment in the projects — you would think people — especially gay people — would be more discerning about the people they “share” on Facebook — but they are not discerning. They’re morons just like their heterosexual counterparts who live only to “share” without concern or forethought.  That

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Pope Francis Excommunication Thing is Stupid.

Pope Francis, the new Pope who is beloved by the Simpletons of Facebook, has now cranked up the volume of dumbness and put the Facebook morons into blissfully idiotic overdrive. You see them on your Facebook page, right?   The people who say things like, “I’m really digging this new Pope,” and “This Pope makes me want to go back to church.” Yes, the Argentinian pop-culture Pope is getting really popular.  Trouble is — he is a phony and he’s kind of dopey and

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MISFITS RUIN RUTGERS CLASS OF 2014 GRADUATION.

While most of what I call the “S.W.A.F.” community — Students With A Future —  at Rutgers University are finishing up their studies and preparing to move onward and upward with their lives, their polar opposites — your garden variety  bunch of campus misfits and sub-mediocrities — decided they were going to cause some trouble. By causing this trouble, the misfits have deprived the normal-minded and otherwise academically inspired class of graduating seniors — Rutgers University Class of 2014 —  from receiving a commencement speech delivered

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