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DOCTOR REPORTS: HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD

According to a Nicaraguan doctor, HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD OR AS GOOD AS DEAD.  CUBAN DOCTORS ARE KEEPING HIM ALIVE ON ANCIENT SOVIET-ERA MEDICAL EQUIPMENT IN A VAIN ATTEMP TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET HIS BODY TO LAST LONG ENOUGH FOR AN INAUGURATION.  BUT HE’S DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL — TRUST ME. [RAYMOND TOTE-TUNDY MD] Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez has, for all intents and purposes, died surrounded by his family and his two pet dogs SaySay and Ponito,

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AL GORE IS A TRAITOR! Makes $100 Million Selling CURRENT TV to Al-Jazeera.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Let’s get this straight!  I HATE REDDIT and I do not like any of my readers posting anything I write on that website.  It’s a website for mentally sick children.  You are not helping me by putting anything I write on Reddit.  PERIOD! For all of you who are still lamenting the fact that the Supreme Court of Florida voted in favour of George W. Bush over Al “loser” Gore — how’s this for a wake-up call? Former

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What’s Really Wrong With Hillary Clinton? The Watermelon Diet Lie?

In my opinion, the press releases about Hillary Clinton’s condition do not make sense, and to me they sound like Liberace’s “Watermelon Diet Lies.”  [Damien LeGallienne, TheDamienZone.com, 31 December, 2012.] One thing about old Damien LeGallienne — that’s me — I can smell a fishy story from a million light years away, and as far as Hillary Clinton’s concussion and her delayed admittance to a hospital for a blood clot goes, I will bet a million bucks that something is really, really wrong.  I

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The Sad Truth About Joe Rogan’s Closet Gay Fans.

A long time ago, I made a blog entry here on TheDamienZone.com, and as far as blog entries go wherein the subject of that blog is not really very newsworthy or famous,  it has done really well in spite of the relative obscurity of Joe “no talent” Rogan. Yeah, so I wrote a little thing about Joe Rogan, and even though Joey — as the worm-eating crowd likes to call him —  has only a handful of fans, my email box is

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Newtown Interfaith Ceremony is Corny and it Mocks the Memory of the Dead Children

The Interfaith Memorial being held at Newtown High School is corny.  There. I said it and I am not sorry I said it. The whole things is so maudlin and dopey and politically correct in such a sickening way, that is an insult to the memory of the dead children. How does this cornball ceremony help anyone? I think that this ceremony has out-cornied anything that was ever done after 911.  It is a masterpiece of corniness and demented sentiment. People

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CHER IS AN ASSHOLE. PLEASE GET OFF OF TWITTER — EVERYBODY!

Here is the latest TWEET from old lady – old hag – old wax face — old vaginal dryness CHER. “Random… Went online to find the last time a Woman went on a shooting rampage that ended in a massacre ! Cant find Any ?” (CHER TWEET) Okay — this is important for all of my fans to read and share and tweet and talk about to as many people as possible.   Cher is an asshole !  She is a

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What’s Wrong With John Travolta’s Hair? Experts Explain.

“It appears to me that whatever John Travolta has done to himself, the end result has made him look like a bloated vampire.” [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD PhD] It looks as though John Travolta is having an advanced treatment of spray on hair micro-fibers to create the illusion that he has a full head of hair. This spray-on technique is very similar to the one used by TV actor and famed singer/musician/composer/lyricist/author Joey Jawrence who used the spray on look while

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Royal Baby Sex and Name Revealed. It’s a Girl Named Diana-Elizabeth..

[LONDON 8:40 GMT] – What is the sex of Kate Middleton’s baby?  What will she name it?  Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy, makes huge mistake by announcing it a week early. [LONDON 8:44 GMT]Official Announcement: Royal Doctor Accidentally Announce the Sex and Name of The Royal Baby.  Prince William and Kate Middleton “outraged.” LONDON 8:47 GMT:  A stupid mistake by a clerk in a London hospital has not only revealed the sex of the royal baby, it has revealed the child’s intended

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