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Is Giorgio Tsoukalos A Wild Hair Ancient Astronaut Himself?

Giorgio Tsoukalos’ Mysterious Hair Created By Ancient Astronauts. UPI VIENNA: Doctors at the Austrian Insititute for Ancient Alien Visitation in Vienna have taken hair samples from ancient astronaut expert Giorgio Tsoukalos’ head and determined that Tsoukalos is definitely part human and part alien or part something unknown.  DNA samples suggest a relation to another man who was seen only once on a ski slope in Aspen — a man-creature of some sort who quickly vanished over a mountain top when he realized that

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Mrs. Sinead O’Connor, the kindly old lady who lives down the lane.

In a gesture of goodwill, Mrs. Sinead O’Connor, the kindly fat Irish lady who lives down the lane, is going to have a free mutton dinner for all the people of her village — even Catholics.  “Nothing compares, NOTHING compares to a good Irish stew,” said a local villager as he ambled to Mrs. O’Connor’s house to get a reserved seat by the hearth. “She used to be such a scrawny thing but now look at her.  She has to

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What Color Are The Rioters In London?

Ah, the  joys of diversity will never cease.  After a “youth”, a young black hoodlum, was shot on Saturday night, the blacks of Tottenham decided to do what inner city blacks across the globe do best: riot. The funny thing is that the press, both British and foreign — especially American —  are trying as hard as they can to find white faces to highlight in their photos of rioters.  It’s almost as though they search through a thousand pictures to find

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Bigfoot Sightings All Over Northern New Jersey?

THIS IS A TRUNCATED REPORT FROM THE BIGFOOT WATCH ASSOCIATION OF CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS.  THE ENTIRE REPORT IN STORY FORM WILL BE RELEASED AS SOON AS CURRENT REPORTS ARE BEING PROCESSED. HIGH POINT STATE PARK, NJ. — Bigfoot is getting a lot of press these days but nowhere is he more in the spotlight than in South Eastern New York, Northwestern  New Jersey and parts of Northeast Pennsylvania. Recent sightings of a bigfoot-like creature have been reported in the area near High

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YOUR FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE AND LUCKY NUMBERS. -JUNE 7, 2017

YOUR FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE AND LUCKY NUMBERS. -JUNE 17, 2017 Aries – March 21 – April 20  — You are looking at a new home.  The one you like may need more repairs than the ones that are obvious, but do your homework and go with the numbers and not your heart.  Lucky Numbers: 42 47 18 22 38 10 ASTROLOGICAL ALIGNMENT NUMBERS PICKS HERE for April 2007 — DeRenzatto’s bio link. Taurus – April 21 – May 21  — Somebody in your

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Parents Raise Baby With “NO GENDER.” — SICK BUT TRUE!

“It is nothing if not an unorthodox approach to child rearing and maybe a sick way to get a reality show deal. ” [Damien LeGallienne] A psychotic Toronto couple says they trying to raise a genderless child and they’re refusing to reveal baby Storm’s sex to encourage a more neutral approach to the infant. In other words, they are f**king up their kid from the very beginning. Hiding the 4-month-old’s sex from the outside world is a “tribute to freedom

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Psychotic parents refuse to raise baby “Storm” as either male or female.

“It is nothing if not an unorthodox approach to child rearing and maybe a sick way to get a reality show deal. ” [Damien LeGallienne] A psychotic Toronto couple says they are trying to raise a genderless child and they’re refusing to reveal baby Storm’s sex to encourage a more neutral approach to the infant.  In other words, they are f**king up their kid from the very beginning. Hiding the 4-month-old’s sex from the outside world is a “tribute to freedom and choice”

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Psychiatrist Claims: “The Onion Sucks. Only Left-Wing Misfits Read It.”

“Your average Onion reader is usually a social misfit and a liberal son of a bitch with no fucking brain,”  said a furious Dr.  Dean Traherne, the outrageously outspoken Vegas Psychiatrist who owns and operates Trent Institute For Social Outcasts and Misfits in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. “They’re usually people who enjoy shocking others by talking about their Atheism and being all proud that they are godless — they are fucktards.   I have parents from all over the country who are trying to

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