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What Color Are The Rioters In London?
Ah, the joys of diversity will never cease. After a “youth”, a young black hoodlum, was […]
VAPING SPREADS DISEASES WORSE THAN COUGHING OR SNEEZING.
VAPING SPREADS DISEASES WORSE THAN COUGHING OR SNEEZING. Scientific evidence is starting to point to […]
Bigfoot Sightings All Over Northern New Jersey?
THIS IS A TRUNCATED REPORT FROM THE BIGFOOT WATCH ASSOCIATION OF CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS. THE ENTIRE REPORT […]
YOUR FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE AND LUCKY NUMBERS. -JUNE 7, 2017
YOUR FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE AND LUCKY NUMBERS. -JUNE 17, 2017 Aries – March 21 – […]
Parents Raise Baby With “NO GENDER.” — SICK BUT TRUE!
“It is nothing if not an unorthodox approach to child rearing and maybe a sick […]
Psychotic parents refuse to raise baby “Storm” as either male or female.
“It is nothing if not an unorthodox approach to child rearing and maybe a sick […]
Psychiatrist Claims: “The Onion Sucks. Only Left-Wing Misfits Read It.”
“Your average Onion reader is usually a social misfit and a liberal son of a […]