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TOM CRUISE DIVORCE! KATIE HOLMES COVERED IN COLD SORES. SURI’S ALIEN CHIP.

TMZ – the slime-of-the-world gossip column that usually gets it right — is reporting that Tom Cruise and his cold sore face wife Katie Holmes have finished their marriage.  Holmes filed for divorce from Cruise in New York yesterday and she wants SOLE CUSTODY of the kid — Suri.   Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet about this news story, but rumors are that he is “devestated.” The fact that Mrs. Cruise (Katie Holmes) is seeking sole custody of

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FOX NEWS and CNN Report on ObamaCare Ruling Incorrectly because FOX was HACKED!

Fox News and CNN have been hammered in the “press” over the past few days because both networks mistakenly reported that ObamaCare had been struck down by the US Supreme Court. Of course guys like Jon Stewart –the Catskill comedian with the Ivy League comedy writers — and Rachel Maddow — the world’s most famous softball player, gym teacher and political pundit — love this kind of stuff because if they didn’t have FOX News to mock, they wouldn’t have careers.  But….kids

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Free Your Mind and Think Facebook page is mentally sick – You brought Bibles but no food? HATRED!

There is yet another one of those hatefully captioned photos spreading around Facebook.  This time it’s being spread by the psychotic losers over at the Free Your Mind and Think page — they are truly sick people. Of course it is spread by hateful people — mostly athiests if you want to know the truth — and it depicts an impoverished third world child and what appears to be a lighter-skinned, more Western-World looking woman. It might be the most disgusting of

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Microsoft INTERNET EXPLORER SUCKS. GOOGLE CHROME RULES!!!!

Internet Explorer browser sucks ass!  It’s slow and as soon as you download another browser like Google Chrome or Mozilla, they slow down their service even more.  I have a business where I am forced to use Internet Explorer for certain things and every giddam minute they put up a little banner at the bottom that says “ADD ONS ON SLOWING DOWN YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER.” So what are add-ons?  Well, when you click on that annoying banner that makes your brand new

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How To Behave on Facebook When You’re Over Forty.

“AGE IS JUST A NUMBER…THAT YOU KEEP TO YOURSELF!” [Damien, TheDamienZone.com] Facebook is here to stay and while I think it’s a diabolical time stealer, it has a purpose.    It’s nice to meet up again with old friends and family and it’s fun to catch up on old times, but there are pitfalls that can beleaguer many Facebookers who sign on after the age of 40.   You can make a lot of painful mistakes.  You can hurt your own

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Kaylin DuLuissey Banished From the USA? Exiled on Martinique?

Kaylin DuLuissey Banished From the USA? Exiled on Martinique? When we last spoke to Kaylin -Vincente DuLusissey, our favorite high-bourne Belgian nut-job, he was living in New York City and dreading the day that he would be deported back to Belgium now that his services are no longer required in the USA.   Le Pauvre Belgique, made a deal with the USA that he would get his Master’s Degree at NYU and then, with a two year window, he would leave the

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Facebook Etiquette: Things to know when you Facebook at 40.

“AGE IS JUST A NUMBER…THAT YOU KEEP TO YOURSELF!” [Damien LeGallienne for TheDamienZone.com] Facebook is here to stay and while I think it’s a diabolical time stealer, it has a purpose.    It’s nice to meet up again with old friends and family and it’s fun to catch up on old times, but there are pitfalls that can beleaguer many Facebookers who sign on after the age of 40.    You can make a lot of painful mistakes.  You can hurt your

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Pitbull Saves Women from Cobra Story– IS A HOAX. TOTALLY FAKE.

This story is, in a broad sense, a complete hoax and it’s been floating around the internet for nearly 5 years. It was reported to us by a Hollywood writer and zoologist who later clarified our error in reporting. More pics —>  Depictions  If you read the story that was “shared” to you by one of your stupid Facebook friends– the one where the pit bull gave up his own life to save an old lady and her grandchild from a vicious cobra

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