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CANDY CROWLEY DIET? NO WAY? She starts her own line of clothing.

Candy Crowley is cashing in on her fame as the debate monitor at the second Presidential debate by opening up her own line of hair care products and clothes for the woman with curves and fat and then some. “Candy looked kind of really really huge and her hair looked greasy and unkempt,” said fashion designer and health guru Sheldon Hartunis of the Hartunis Human Body Remake Company in Laurence Harbor, New Jersey. “She was far too wide and way

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EXPERTS DECLARE: Long Island Psychic Theresa Caputo is a fake!

“ “If dead people are attracted to a frigging idiot like this, I hope there is no afterlife.” [Damien LeGallienne].   After gaining notoriety on her TLC show “Long Island Medium,” Theresa Caputo is the down-to-earth psychic that fans adore — but not Italian Americans. Most of them think Caputo is an annoying c’afone who hoodwinks people into thinking that she sees dead people. According to some viewers — reality TV viewers especially — this crock of shit with pesto

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Gay Marriage Will Lead to Enslavement of Humanity by Ducks Warns Homeschooled Teen

 “Ducks always nest in pairs and if we allow same-sex marriage, then the ducks will have evolved further than we have.” Ipso facto an Orwellian dystopia will emerge, “with ducks more equal than us.” [Jasmine – a fake kid from New Zealand] Either the people in Canterbury, New Zealand are outrageously stupid and they don’t know a Canterbury Tale when they see one, or the people who write for their newspaper — the Northern Outlook — need to find another

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PAULY D WEIGHT GAIN ALARMS DOCTOR.

PAULY D WEIGHT GAIN ALARMS DOCTOR.   According to sources, Paul D, the record spinning, muscle-bound Guido from Rhode Island who rose to fame on the MTV trainwreck, “Jersey Shore” has checked himself into a fat farm in Palm Springs, California to try and shed the 80 pounds he has gained since the show was cancelled. Fans and foes alike began to notice the huge weight gain about seven months ago, and for a few weeks it looked like Pauly

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IS LADY GAGA A TRAITOR TO USA AND TO WOMEN?

Is Lady Gaga in trouble with the government of the USA?  Is the FBI or INTERPOL on their way to pay her a visit?  According to IP Investigators, Helene Gommuccio and Benjamin Switchy, the lady in the eggs is in a heap of trouble.   “It seems that Lady Gaga has a talent other than being famous for being famous.  She has a talent for getting herself into international trouble.  Lady Gaga — real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta —

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EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.”

EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.” The imagined deep romance between MSNBC’s Chris Matthews and President Obama is over, because in spite of the fact that the President vowed — in Chris Matthews’ mind — to stay with him “in sickness and in health,” President Obama has ditched him — at least that is what the inner workings of Matthews’ mind have conjured up. One psychologist has publicly spoken out, and he thinks that Chris Matthews has a serious mental abberation.  

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Is Lady Gaga a Republican or a Democrat? Here’s The Answer.

Is Lady Gaga a Republican or a Democrat? Here’s The Answer. According to sources close to the mega pop star, Lady Gaga is a huge Trump fan and she plans on supporting him. Negotiations are under way for Lady Gaga to even perform at Trump’s next birthday bash.. “Lady Gaga is a staunch Republican and you can be sure she will be voting for Republican candidates in any upcoming elections,” said political analyst, Rocco “Shirl” Soto who devotes his journalism to examining

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JOEY LAWRENCE and MACAULAY CULKIN — NEW MOVIE Set To Shoot In November.

JOEY LAWRENCE and MACAULAY CULKIN — NEW MOVIE Set To Shoot In November. JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY — UPI: Two child stars who are both all grown up now have decided to put their heads together and make a movie with veteran blockbuster producer, Mildred Sclafani — and fans of all three are really enthusiastic. Word is out that Joey Lawrence and Macaulay Culkin will be starring together in the action- adventure-thriller movie, “SLADE’S HONOR” in which Joey Lawrence will play the title roll

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