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Trader Joe’s Employees Forced to Vote For Bernie Sanders

Trader Joe’s — the ultra hip food store where all the nouveau and low cleanliness hip liberals work and/or shop because they want to buy virtue in a can — is looking for new employees.  But, there’s a catch. You have to be currently active in a grassroots Bernie Sanders campaign, and you have to prove that you voted for Bernie Sanders after the  November elections regardless of outcome in order to be eligible for a job at Trader Joe’s. According to

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SPIRIT GUIDES FOR PICKING POWERBALL NUMBERS. January 13, 2016

Wednesday  the Powerball Lottery numbers are going to pay out $1.4billion dollars to one or more lucky people.  If no one selects the lucky numbers,  the jackpot will get higher for the next drawing. The goal is to pick the winners for YOURSELF and to not let the Jackpot go to someone else today or next week or next year.  You need the money and you should make your best attempt to select the right numbers. Here is some advice from

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Jason Sudeikis Wears A Hairpiece or Toupee.

ZOOM IN AND  SEE FOR YOURSELF AS YOU READ ALONG. Jason Sudeikis, a comedian who is not really funny and gets a lot of awkward giggles from audiences who only know how to laugh when they are instructed to do so, wears a very expensive hairpiece.  He thinks nobody knows — but we here at The Damien Zone.com are CERTAIN. A source close to the cancelled show, “Melissa and Joey” which starred Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart, had this

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A Yale Diploma is Now Worthless – CEO’s Don’t Want Yale Graduates.

“You see students protesting about something, but the vast majority of them have no idea what they’re protesting.  They don’t understand the meaning of free speech.  They’re babies who climbed out of a high chair and are throwing their spaghetti at the wall.   “Somebody told them about a letter from someone named Christakis and they start hooting and hollering like drunk hullbillies.  The truth is that even the dumbest hillbillies have more sense than these stupid brats who want nothing more

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Identity Of Man Who Stole Penguins Puck From Child REVEALED.

8-year-old Tray Dobson couldn’t have been happier.    He had just had dinner at his favorite pizza parlor — Cheese Geyser  — with his family and the rest of his evening would be spent at a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game.  It doesn’t get any better than that….or does it? During the game, the former Penguin coach, Dan Bylsma reached up over the glass to toss the young lad a puck.   No sooner had the puck floated towards Tray’s open hand, when a fat and

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Nancy Sinatra – Political Moron – in Planned Parenthood Twitter War.

Her boots may have been for walkin’, but her brain just seems to lie around and do nothing.   She’s a political moron of the highest order and she’s not afraid to let the world know it.   In social media – mostly twitter — Nancy Sinatra is the queen of the geriatric sub-mediocrities, and she’s managed to do it all with no discernible talent.  [Damien LeGallienne, 30, September, 2015] Sometimes people are famous because they have talent, and sometimes they’re famous because they’ve

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Airplane fart absorbing cushions on all new Boeing jets.

Ever since the tragic events of 9-11, the airline industry in the USA and abroad has had to put aside any thought of luxury or customer comfort so as to make their business at least semi-profitable and seemingly streamlined.  The extra security thrust upon the weary traveler has slowed everyone down, and airplanes are booked to last-minute sardine capacity.  An in-flight meal is either non-existent or it’s simply an unidentifiable rubbery sandwich you have to buy for seven bucks.  Don’t

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Atheists Banning “OH MY GOD” from Home Makeover Shows.

Over two decades ago, home improvement shows found their Christopher Columbus in a chunky, lovable bear kind of  guy named Bob Vila.  Before Bob, only contractors and real estate people knew what was going on inside old houses being prepped for sale or being flipped for profit. These days we have a whole bunch of home makeover and home improvement  shows, and the vast majority of them are enjoyed by average people who enjoy their homes and their lives and their families.

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