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Betty White Facebook Hoax About Balls And Vaginas.

UPDATE FROM BETTY HERSELF:  My Dear Damien, Thank you so much for trying to get rid of this silly prank on my behalf.  I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed – because of its content – that it has become such a sensation and attributed to me.  Of course I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes just a bit beyond where

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Joshua Fattal and Shane Bauer — Two Misfit Assholes!

Joshua Fattal and Shane Bauer, the two adventuring New Yawkuhs who got themselves holed up in Iran for two years because they are, in my opinion,  attention-starved losers and child-minded douche-bags, are the perhaps the two biggest assholes on the earth at the present time.   The dopey dippy girl, Sarah something or other, who was also with them,  was released one year earlier because the Iranians  got tired of her whining voice.    The other two aforementioned nebbishes say that they were wandering around the peaceful regions of

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Corny and Corniest Facebook Status Update In History.

People are getting sick of Facebook status updates that are corny or sappy and sentimental — but this one is going around and it is by far the corniest Facebook update in history.    If someone you know has this as a status update — DROP THEM!   They are a moron. Here, for your reading enjoyment, is the corniest facebook status update in history. A college professor stood up on his chair and said “If GOD really exists then knock me

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Hurricane Sandy In New Jersey? What Do I Do?

See the two photos?  One is the path that Hurricane Irene took — but have a look at Sandy.  It doesn’t look good for New Jersey.  What can you do? Here are a few suggestions. As Hurricane Sandy ——-> approaches, the time for all of us to prepare for a worst case scenario is now.  But don’t run to the Stop And Shop and take every single bottle of water — take what you will need so that everyone gets a

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Bigfoot Sightings All Over Northern New Jersey?

THIS IS A TRUNCATED REPORT FROM THE BIGFOOT WATCH ASSOCIATION OF CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS.  THE ENTIRE REPORT IN STORY FORM WILL BE RELEASED AS SOON AS CURRENT REPORTS ARE BEING PROCESSED. HIGH POINT STATE PARK, NJ. — Bigfoot is getting a lot of press these days but nowhere is he more in the spotlight than in South Eastern New York, Northwestern  New Jersey and parts of Northeast Pennsylvania. Recent sightings of a bigfoot-like creature have been reported in the area near High

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YOUR FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE AND LUCKY NUMBERS. -JUNE 7, 2017

YOUR FREE POWERBALL HOROSCOPE AND LUCKY NUMBERS. -JUNE 17, 2017 Aries – March 21 – April 20  — You are looking at a new home.  The one you like may need more repairs than the ones that are obvious, but do your homework and go with the numbers and not your heart.  Lucky Numbers: 42 47 18 22 38 10 ASTROLOGICAL ALIGNMENT NUMBERS PICKS HERE for April 2007 — DeRenzatto’s bio link. Taurus – April 21 – May 21  — Somebody in your

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ANIMAL CRUELTY AND ABUSE ON REALITY SHOWS — HELP!

When you watch a TV show or a movie there is always a disclaimer — especially in film — where they say, “NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS MOVIE.”   Seems, however that reality shows are ignoring this rule and there might be some legal-loophole shenanigans going on — somebody oughta look into it. It started with the ever-pompous PBS and their TV reality show (they didn’t like to call it that at PBS) Prairie Life — or

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Parents Raise Baby With “NO GENDER.” — SICK BUT TRUE!

“It is nothing if not an unorthodox approach to child rearing and maybe a sick way to get a reality show deal. ” [Damien LeGallienne] A psychotic Toronto couple says they trying to raise a genderless child and they’re refusing to reveal baby Storm’s sex to encourage a more neutral approach to the infant. In other words, they are f**king up their kid from the very beginning. Hiding the 4-month-old’s sex from the outside world is a “tribute to freedom

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