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EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.”

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The imagined deep romance between MSNBC’s Chris Matthews and President Obama is over, because in spite of the fact that the President vowed — in Chris Matthews’ mind — to stay with him “in sickness and in health,” President Obama has ditched him — at least that is what the inner workings of Matthews’ mind have conjured up. One psychologist has publicly spoken out, and he thinks that Chris Matthews has a serious mental abberation.   In an interview with TheDamienZone.com he spoke opnely about it. According to […]

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Is Lady Gaga a Republican or a Democrat? Here’s The Answer.

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Is Lady Gaga a Republican or a Democrat? Here’s The Answer. According to sources close to the mega pop star, Lady Gaga is a huge Trump fan and she plans on supporting him. Negotiations are under way for Lady Gaga to even perform at Trump’s next birthday bash.. “Lady Gaga is a staunch Republican and you can be sure she will be voting for Republican candidates in any upcoming elections,” said political analyst, Rocco “Shirl” Soto who devotes his journalism to examining […]

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Where is Brendan Fraser?

WHOEVER SAID THAT A HAIR TRANSPLANT LOOKS LIKE ROWS OF CORN didn’t ever conjure up the notion that someday a hair transplant would rejoin a long lost pair of siblings. Such is the case with actor Brendan Fraser and that Supreme Court thingy Elena Kagan. “As I was doing the transplant on Brendan Fraser I started to notice something strange,” said Dr. Bosley Beasley of the Bosley Hair Transplant and Second Mortgage Clinic. “The more hair I added to the […]

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JOEY LAWRENCE and MACAULAY CULKIN — NEW MOVIE Set To Shoot In November.

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JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY — UPI: Two child stars who are both all grown up now have decided to put their heads together and make a movie with veteran blockbuster producer, Mildred Sclafani — and fans of all three are really enthusiastic. Word is out that Joey Lawrence and Macaulay Culkin will be starring together in the action- adventure-thriller movie, “SLADE’S HONOR” in which Joey Lawrence will play the title roll of Slade Giuliano, a former FBI man turned Catholic priest who does not know that […]

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WHY IS LADY GAGA FAT! IS LADY GAGA’S MARILYN MONROE FAT GIRL SIZE ZERO QUOTE REAL?

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Okay — Lady Gaga is proud to have gained 25 pounds.  She says she doesn’t care and she quotes  – well, she thinks she’s quoting Marilyn Monroe but she’s wrong.  Lady Gaga is getting fat because there is something medically wrong with her.  She is sick in some kind of glandular way which is also why she was losing her hair last year and why her legs went from being straight to being knock-kneed. But first things first.  Dearest Gaga, […]

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Facebook Photo of Newborn With Giant Tumor — CLICK FOR DOLLARS – HOAX & FAKE

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If one of your simple-minded Facebook friends tried to share with you the photo of the newborn baby with the giant tumor growing on its rear end with the notation that reads: Its Time For Humanity |Facebook Is Donating Money To This Poor Baby. 1 Like = $1 — 1 Comment = $2 — 1 Share = $3  Please Like, Comment&Share To Help This Baby!  You have been duped.  There is no such fundraiser. It’s a hoax — a cruel […]

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Madonna’s “Obama Black Muslim” Rant. Is Madonna Mentally Sick?

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Rumors are floating around the country and abroad tht Madonna is in need of serious medical help.  Some think that maybe it’s just a really bad battle with menopause or her strange recovery from a ten year battle with F.A.S. (Foreign Accent Syndrome).  Some think that  she might be reacting badly to some medicines — or something far, far worse. This rumor comes right on the heels of her rant last weekend at a Washington DC concert where Madonna Ciccone, aka Madonna, seemed to […]

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Facebook Stock Up While Zuckerberg Laughs At Suckers Who Buy It.

A day after Facebook CEO and “I KILL ANIMALS WITH MY BARE HANDS  FOR MY FOOD”, Mark Zuckerberg,  broke several months of silence and spoke publicly at a high-tech event, the company’s stock registered its biggest one-day percentage gain since it went public in May.  Sadly, it’s too little and too late for all the suckers who bought this shit stock.  “You had to be a moron to buy this stock when it went public,” said Dr. Sheldon Hartunis of the World […]

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