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Jullian Assange Back In Court — Faces RAPE charges.

Julian Assange, the former Jean Harlow drag impersonator and Wikileaks jerk-off, is back in court for the second day of a hearing on whether he should be sent to Sweden to face sexual assault allegations.  His urologist was waiting to get results of a semen test taken from the duct tape that Assange uses to tape back his penis while doing his drag show. His lawyer, Geoffrey Robertson, told the court Monday that Assange would not get a fair trial

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James Franco Education?

Below is a description of James Franco’s educational background as per Wikipedia.  Do you want a barf bag, because this is such a crock of shit that you just might need one. Franco reportedly has “an unusually high metabolism for productivity…a superhuman ability to focus”.[1] Dissatisfied with his career’s direction,[1]Franco reenrolled (sic) at UCLA in the fall of 2006 as an English major with a creative writing concentration. Having received permission to take as many as 62 course credits per quarter

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TCM Airs Rhinoceros Killing

After years and years of good taste and classy broadcasting, TCM (TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES) made a huge screw up today and showed the film TRADER HORN (1931) with film footage where two rhinos are brutally shot — one at close range who suffers horribly from a previous wound.  The footage is real and not staged. I realize that this film is 80 years old and people used to kill big game for no reason, but today’s standards should have at

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Sick of Betty White? You might have SBWS.

Betty White is an American icon, and if you didn’t know that already, the people in Hollywood are making sure you do.  As we put pen to paper or finger to keyboard or whatever the hell it is that we do, Betty White’s face is being carved into Mount Rushmore and the US Mint is printing a three-dollar bill with Betty White’s portrait on it.  Many major cities, now free of racism and bigotry, are changing the names of streets. 

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