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Snooki In Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated.

“Jersey Shore” star, Snooki, will appear in the 2012 edition of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue according to sources close to the diminutive poof head guidette and her life story will play itself out on the London stage. “Snooki will do the swimsuit edition next year,” said David Furnish, husband of Elton John and father of the couple’s new baby Zachary. “We also have plans to make a London Stage musical about Snooki that Elton will write with Andrew LLoyd Weber

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Did Reporter Have A Stroke?

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Watson and Ken Jennings.

While it initially looked like a rout, the humans clawed their way back during the first round of Jeopardy! and forced IBM’s supercomputer to tie for the lead. The first segment of the long-anticipated two-game Jeorpardy tournament between former Jeopardy! champions, Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter, and Watson aired on Feb. 14. Watson and Rutter both had $5,000 on the board and Jennings trailed behind with $2,000. “I had a good feeling at the end of the first show,” said

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Middle Tennessee State University Shooting Update.

A Middle Tennessee State University police official says a suspect is in custody after a shooting on campus. Lt. Jim Fangey said early this afternoon that information coming into his office indicated Murfreesboro City Police, who were aiding the campus force, caught the suspect in the aerospace building. Fangey said the shooting appears to be an outgrowth of an argument between two students during which one produced a gun and shot the other.  Fangey described the wound as minor and

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Eminem — does he have a thyroid problem?

Eminem lost a lot of weight recently and his eyes are bulging out of their sockets, so tongues are wagging that he might be suffering from some kind of thyroid disease. Closer photos of Eminem’s bulging eyes here —->D-thyroid Eminem Pics “Graves disease is a definitely possibility where Eminem in concerned,” said Dr. Winifred Hartunis, the mother of Special Investigator Sheldon Hartunis. Graves disease occurs when the body produces unusual antibodies that attack and inflame the thyroid gland.  Symptoms are

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Esperanza Spalding — Grammy Winner loves balls.

Esperanza Spalding scored big at The Grammys last night and that’s the way the ball bounces.  The twenty-five year old heiress to the Spalding Sporting Goods Corporation took up singing when she got bored of working at the corporate offices of Spalding despite graduating from Harvard with a degree in Marketing and Finance. “She never had to sing a note,” said a source close to Spalding.   “She was the heiress to a billion dollar company and it all goes to her when

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Lady Gaga’s Egg designed by Joey Lawrence.

Lady Gaga arrived at The Grammys in an egg — but it wasn’t just any egg.  The 1950s design-style was the work of TV’s Joey Lawrence who crafted the egg after 3 years of graphic studies at UCLA c of Design and Artistry. “I built the egg as a labor of love,” said the star of ABC Family’s ‘Melissa and Joey.”  “I wanted to build a special human container that would suggest life coming from non life and I knew that

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Elizabeth Taylor. What Is Congestive Heart Failure?

CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE is a frightening name for a disease whereby the heart muscle begins to lose it’s ability to pump blood efficiently.    Recently Elizabeth Taylor was hospitalized for this condition, and while the 78-year-old actress is still in hospital, TheDamienZone.com does not know the extent of her disease.  Here is a brief discussion of CHF. Congestive heart failure (CHF) is a condition in which the heart’s function as a pump is inadequate to deliver oxygen rich blood to the

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