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Pledge of Allegiance Under Fire From Brookline, Massachusetts Lawyer Marty Rosenthal.

“The thought of kids in school saying the Pledge Of Allegiance makes my skin crawl.”  [Marty Rosenthal. Brookline, Massachusetts.]  School officials in Brookline, Mass., already allow students to opt-out of a weekly recitation of the pledge, but Brookline Political Action for Peace wants it banned from town schools entirely, according to the Boston Herald. Marty Rosenthal, a miserable, typical lawyer, and the group’s co-chairman, said the pledge didn’t have any education value and was “literally and psychologically a loyalty oath,

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Does Chaz Bono Have A Penis On Dancing With The Stars?

SIDE NOTE: “After his new gig on Dancing With The Stars, Chaz Bono will play the part of Roseanne Barr’s husband in a new TV series, “Roseanne, The Later Years After My Daughter Became A Lesbian And My Husband Turned Out To Be A Female-To-Male Transexual.”   The part was originated by John Goodman and Chaz has done a good job of looking like Goodman — except Chaz is 100 pounds heavier. The show will air in September on ABC Family

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George Lucas is an ASSHOLE!

George Lucas is an asshole.  He has the mind of a cretin.  A cretin is a person who didn’t develop proper thyroid function in the womb and emerges as a mentally retarded and deformed semi-monster.  [ Benjamin Switchy MD, University of Maryland] Dr. Switchy is very outspoken and rumored to be a cretin himself. “Jesus. Christ!  Are you fucking kidding me George Lucas? Just when I thought you couldn’t piss off Star Wars fans anymore, you somehow find a way.

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Indiana Lawmaker Phil Hinkle In Gay Scandal With Aspiring Hustler.

A GOP state lawmaker in Indiana who has always taken an anti-gay stance, (at least on one issue) has been accused of having hired an 18-year-old male prostitute off of Craigslist, offering to pay $80 plus a big tip “for a really good time,” and then giving the hustler gifts to buy his silence about the rendezvous.  Tsk. Tsk.  Poor old girl.  She needs a hand to run the farm, but when, when, when, are these old Johns gonna stop screwing around with male prostitutes?  How fucking stupid

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Frank Luntz Wins Worst Toupee, Hairpiece, Wig Of The Year!

” He should be issued a ticket for the wig he wore to the Republican debate in Iowa last night.  That looked like a head on collision between “Family Guy’s” Peter Griffith and Elton John.””     Benjamin Switchy – Wig Analysis of The World Co. Republican strategist and pollster and Fox News contributor,  Frank Luntz, is beaming today — or at least his hair is, because the Wig Analysis Of The World Co – (WATW) – has voted his toupee and overall look

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Did God Create The Universe – Curiosity — and I Hate Atheists.

“Did God Create the Universe?” is the premiere episode at 8 p.m. today of the new Discovery series “Curiosity,” which will also air on TLC and Animal Planet.  Twisted pretzel jerk-off, Stephen Hawking, will be there front and center just to make sure that nobody forgets him before he turns into a pipe cleaner and winds up as some first grader’s Mother’s Day Macaroni Clock.   Okay — it is annoying enough that one pawn shop show spawned another three pawn shop

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Sean Penn – Asshole – Cleaning The Poop For Hugo Chavez.

Living with cancer has pushed Venezuela’s fiery President Hugo Chavez to change his habits and diet, his governing style and even his outlook on life.   He has his good days and his bad days, but now his animosity towards the USA manifests only when he forces Sean Penn to change his bed pan because another blast of shit is about to come out of his smelly Venezuelan asshole. “Sean likes changing Hugo’s bedpan and diapers,” said a wealthy Hollywood plastic surgeon who

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Matt Damon — A Mentally Retarded Genius.

Semi-retarded actor and full blown asshole, Matt Damon , is making great strides at his new special school and recently he even voiced his opinions about the economy.  He even went so far as to get angry at a reporter who asked him a question about teachers and tenure. Not yet ready to face a world full of non retarded people, Damon was accompanied by his dutiful mom who has sacrificed so much so as to ensure that her mentally

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