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Funniest Web Series “Have You Met Miss Jones”

  NOTE TO MY READERS: I have included the pilot episode in its entirety. It should appear right over this paragraph. Please watch and enjoy “HAVE YOU MET MISS JONES” starring the legendary Patty McCormack.  A lot of people ask me about what I watch on American TV or what’s my favourite show, and normally I don’t have a solid answer.  Of course I like the usual — Seinfeld and Tosh.0 and Monk or Downton Abbey — stuff like that.  Lately,

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Why Does Rachel Maddow Talk Out of One Side of Her Mouth?

Rachel Maddow Suffering From Rare Facial Nerve Palsy. Rachel Maddow is finally getting treatment for a facial disorder that has plagued her since she was a teenager.  The sharp-tongued American anchor at MSNBC — an American cable talk, opinion and news station — has been hiding a rare disease called DYSTROPHIC BELLS ATROPHY. “Rachel Maddow might be called ‘The face of MSNBC’ but that face is crooked and the effects of Miss Maddows neurological condition could be misleading her viewers.  it might even be

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Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole.

  Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole. He’s fat.  His face is blubbery.  He speaks through his tiny and crooked bottom teeth like Eric Cartman, and his lower jaw goes in all kinds of retarded directions.  He looks and sounds like a female-to-male sex change old Jewish lady — and he’s a frigging moron. Every election prediction he makes turns out to be wrong — ALWAYS — yet Fox and a few other networks keep

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Governor Christie “Don’t Be Stupid” Plans to Fart Into Hurricane Sandy to Save New Jersey.

“Don’t be stupid, get off the barrier islands and let me handle this the best way I know how — don’t be stupid.” [New Jersey Governor Chris Christie] In an act of selflessness and intestinal foritude, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is planning to pull down his pants on the beach in southern New Jersey, and emit a huge fart directly into the storm as it attempts to make landfall not very far from where Snooki and Mike The Situation once

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LEFT WING LIE – TAGG ROMNEY AND VOTING MACHINES – NOT TRUE!

Several left-wing news outlets are reporting on a financial relationship between one of Mitt Romney’s sons and a voting machine company–with some even implying that the relationship could lead to tampering with votes on Election Day to benefit the Republican. The only problem? There doesn’t seem to be any evidence of any financial relationship between Romney’s son, Tagg, and the company. Solamere Capital, an investment fund founded and run by Tagg Romney, is a financial partner with HIG Capital, a

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EXPERTS DECLARE: Long Island Psychic Theresa Caputo is a fake!

“ “If dead people are attracted to a frigging idiot like this, I hope there is no afterlife.” [Damien LeGallienne].   After gaining notoriety on her TLC show “Long Island Medium,” Theresa Caputo is the down-to-earth psychic that fans adore — but not Italian Americans. Most of them think Caputo is an annoying c’afone who hoodwinks people into thinking that she sees dead people. According to some viewers — reality TV viewers especially — this crock of shit with pesto

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Gay Marriage Will Lead to Enslavement of Humanity by Ducks Warns Homeschooled Teen

 “Ducks always nest in pairs and if we allow same-sex marriage, then the ducks will have evolved further than we have.” Ipso facto an Orwellian dystopia will emerge, “with ducks more equal than us.” [Jasmine – a fake kid from New Zealand] Either the people in Canterbury, New Zealand are outrageously stupid and they don’t know a Canterbury Tale when they see one, or the people who write for their newspaper — the Northern Outlook — need to find another

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IS LADY GAGA A TRAITOR TO USA AND TO WOMEN?

Is Lady Gaga in trouble with the government of the USA?  Is the FBI or INTERPOL on their way to pay her a visit?  According to IP Investigators, Helene Gommuccio and Benjamin Switchy, the lady in the eggs is in a heap of trouble.   “It seems that Lady Gaga has a talent other than being famous for being famous.  She has a talent for getting herself into international trouble.  Lady Gaga — real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta —

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