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Gay Parsippany, New Jersey Student Comes Out and Annoys People.

A New Jersey (USA) high school student revealed his gayness while accepting an award for class actor in front of his entire senior class.  I know — it’s sickening and annoying — but try to read the rest of this because I actually put some thought into it. During an awards ceremony last Friday, Parsippany High School senior Jacob Rudolph stood on stage in front of three hundred students, as well as teachers and parents, and told the crowd that he is gay.

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Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi Meltdown. Is it Brain Damage?

“With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided to go kill some Americans? (POUNDS FISTS ON DESK) What difference at this point does it make?” Clinton asked the Republican Senator. “It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again.” [Hillary Clinton] Hillary Clinton went bonkers when

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Michelle Obama’s Inauguration Wig. Where Did Michelle Obama Get That Wig?

Michelle Obama’s Inauguration Wig. Where Did Michelle Obama Get That Wig? While everyone will be staring at First Lady Michelle Obama’s newest hairstyle, Leona Singletary (aka Leona LaTour) sat sadly with her daughter in  Leona’s Hair Salon, the Baltimore wig and hair extension salon where she fitted the First Lady with the wig she will wear to Donald Trump’s inauguration. Leona, in spite of her diabetes and hypertension, was not invited to the festivities and the First Lady wanted to keep the 67-year

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DOCTOR REPORTS: HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD

According to a Nicaraguan doctor, HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD OR AS GOOD AS DEAD.  CUBAN DOCTORS ARE KEEPING HIM ALIVE ON ANCIENT SOVIET-ERA MEDICAL EQUIPMENT IN A VAIN ATTEMP TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET HIS BODY TO LAST LONG ENOUGH FOR AN INAUGURATION.  BUT HE’S DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL — TRUST ME. [RAYMOND TOTE-TUNDY MD] Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez has, for all intents and purposes, died surrounded by his family and his two pet dogs SaySay and Ponito,

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AL GORE IS A TRAITOR! Makes $100 Million Selling CURRENT TV to Al-Jazeera.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Let’s get this straight!  I HATE REDDIT and I do not like any of my readers posting anything I write on that website.  It’s a website for mentally sick children.  You are not helping me by putting anything I write on Reddit.  PERIOD! For all of you who are still lamenting the fact that the Supreme Court of Florida voted in favour of George W. Bush over Al “loser” Gore — how’s this for a wake-up call? Former

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What’s Really Wrong With Hillary Clinton? The Watermelon Diet Lie?

In my opinion, the press releases about Hillary Clinton’s condition do not make sense, and to me they sound like Liberace’s “Watermelon Diet Lies.”  [Damien LeGallienne, TheDamienZone.com, 31 December, 2012.] One thing about old Damien LeGallienne — that’s me — I can smell a fishy story from a million light years away, and as far as Hillary Clinton’s concussion and her delayed admittance to a hospital for a blood clot goes, I will bet a million bucks that something is really, really wrong.  I

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Evangelist Joyce Meyer Plastic Surgery? Joyce Meyer’s New Look Baffles Believers.

“TV Evangelist Joyce Meyer has dictched her old church-lady dresses and tresses – opting instead to have a little work done on her face and adopting a ‘Goth’ look.  She looks like she has had a ton of plastic surgery and is inching her way to the Dark Side.”  [Dr. Sheldon Hartunis PhD and Fellowship Member of the Gothic Church of the Druidian Dawn.] She wakes you up early if you forget to change the channel or shut off the

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Royal Baby Sex and Name Revealed. It’s a Girl Named Diana-Elizabeth..

[LONDON 8:40 GMT] – What is the sex of Kate Middleton’s baby?  What will she name it?  Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy, makes huge mistake by announcing it a week early. [LONDON 8:44 GMT]Official Announcement: Royal Doctor Accidentally Announce the Sex and Name of The Royal Baby.  Prince William and Kate Middleton “outraged.” LONDON 8:47 GMT:  A stupid mistake by a clerk in a London hospital has not only revealed the sex of the royal baby, it has revealed the child’s intended

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