Something is very fishy about the CIA whistle-blower guy Edward Snowden — in my mind, some of the stuff just isn’t adding up. Also, now that it looks like he might face charges of treason, why is the publisher of The Guardian so glib — talking about how he is going to slowly release the stuff he got from Snowden. When did the CIA turn into international law abiding wimps? I don’t think they ever did — which is why I say that something is fishy about the whole thing.
I think what’s happening here is that a few loons are set free with useless info — the CIA probably looks for a few losers with a hero complex and throws them a few useless bones so as to light up the curiosity of enemy nations – and remember that an “enemy nation” is potentially every nation on the face of the earth.
Think about it — this guy is/was a nothing — a loser –a Lee Harvey Oswald wanna-be — so they give him some junk info, they they make him crack up and WHAM — they got themselves a red herring.
Seriously, the CIA is ruthless and the reason President Obama and George W. Bush are now interchangeable entities is rooted in the fact that when you take the oath of office you find out a whole lot of really wild stuff.
Does anyone honestly think that the CIA and the British Intelligence gives a shit about the diplomatic protocol that they would allow Julian Assange to simply sit in the Ecuadorian embassy? If he actually had anything of value he would have been dragged outta that shithole in 2 minutes – same for Snowden.
Also, the editor from The Guardian is probably a CIA operative or at least he’s parroting dialogue so as to make him look like another fearless purveyor of truth and justice. In real life he’d either be dead or shitting his pants.
Edward Snowden, the whistle-blower from the CIA who believes in his seriously damaged mind that he blew the lid off of a lot of secret stuff, is hiding out in Hong Kong with the hope that he can get asylum in Iceland — but he can’t do that. He would have had to be in Iceland to begin with to get that brand of asylum.
What he can do, however, is seek refuge in the Icelandic embassy in Hong Kong, but he better hurry because he’s running out of money and his credit card is maxed out. If he doesn’t high-tail it out of Honk Kong quick he faces extradition to the good old USA — and do you know what he thinks of the USA?
He thinks that he “can’t in good conscience allow the United States to exist.” isn’t that charming?
Like Julian Assange, the psycho-misfit who preceded him with his WikLeaks, he’ll probably wind up living life in one room like a hermit. Assange is living out his life — the one that he thought was going to find him rich and famous and glamorous — in the shitty Ecuadorian embassy in London. The Ecuadorians let him have sanctuary there. He gets to eat chicken toes and plantain chips, but he is not allowed to play with the llamas.
Yes, Julian Assange’s life got really exciting since he thought he was too hip for the CIA. What a fucking loser.
So anyway, Edward Snowden, a guy who was living high on the hog in Hawaii while working for the CIA, suddenly decided that the USA is evil and that the CIA had gone rogue. So, using his own brand of retarded logic, he fled to Hong Kong — or as I like to call it — CHINA. Can you imagine the stupidity?
Listen this dude could not even make it through basic training and was discharged from the US Army when he broke both his legs because he’s a stupid klutz.
Holy Shit! He couldn’t even graduate from high school and had to get his GED. Then somehow — and this is the hilarious part — he got hired by the CIA and was earning $200,000 per year and living a life of leisure in Hawaii. Seems that in spite of all his stupidity and dumbness, he is a computer geek or something — but he has no real training.
I guess it’s safe to assume that he’s a mental case. Maybe he is some kind of savant or something. They’re the ones who are usually really stupid about everything except one thing, right? I mean, something would have to snap in your head to make you rat out the CIA — ruin your great gig in Hawaii — and wind up living in a virtual prison of your own making.
The guy is fucking brain damaged. You do not have to look any farther than that.
It was also revealed that Snowden started suffering from epileptic seizures a few years ago — just around the time he decided that the USA should not exist. Do you want me to say it or should we all say it together?
EDWARD SNOWDEN IS MENTALLY SICK — HE IS BRAIN DAMAGED FROM EPILEPSY — HE LOST HIS MIND — HE WAS ALWAYS AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN. HE IS THE MODERN DAY LEE HARVEY OSWALD. HE IS A SOCIAL MISFIT — A LOSER.
WHY DOESN’T ANYONE SEE THIS FOR WHAT IT IS?
Now, Snowden’s equally delusional fans are having an online fundraiser to help this fucking mental case who “can’t in good conscience allow the United States to exist.” Can you imagine the insanity of these losers? Snowden hasn’t yet been charged with a crime but already a lot of sick minds are calling for US President Barack Obama to pardon him. If this isn’t the dumbest shit in history, I don’t know what is. Edward Snowden is obviously mentally sick but who cares? I say, lure him back to the USA while it still “exists” and then throw him in a fucking nuthouse where he belongs. After you do that, you go into the Ecuadorian embassy and drag that little punk Julian Assange out by his silver locks and put him on a plane straight to the USA and fuck up his life for real. Who gives a shit about Ecuador besides ancient Nazis in hiding? What’s the last thing they contributed to the world besides third rate coffee?
DID YOU GET THIS FROM A FACEBOOK FRIEND AND THEN SHARE IT WITH ANOTHER and ANOTHER and Another and Another?
TheDamienZone.com knows that the Bill Cosby “I’m 84 and tired” thing is a HOAX! HE NEVER SAID IT. HE NEVER WROTE IT! HE IS ANGRY THAT PEOPLE ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT.
ANYWAY: There’s a statement from Bill Cosby floating around the pages of Facebook, and a lot of Facebookers are “sharing” it with each other. As of today there are over 1.5 million shares which translates into whole lot of people seeing and reading Bill Cosby’s opinions. But there is a problem — THE STORY IS NOT TRUE! Bill Cosby never said it, and he’s even gone on the record saying that he never said it — not one word of it, and Bill Cosby issuied a statement on his website where he angrily addressed the fake story.
If you are reading this page, it means that somebody either told you that the story was a hoax, or you were smart enough to investigate if it was true or untrue. The Cosby “speech” or “rant” went on and on about the changes in society that are ruining the country — you know the speech because you wouldn’t be here if you hadn’t already read it. The hoax was revealed by this Hollywood writer: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/ who seems to have an interesting story to tell about it which will be printed on TheDamienZone on June 3, 2013.
HERE IS BILL COSBY’S STATEMENT DENYING ANY CONNECTION TO THE STORY.
“If you got the BOGUS email, it’s time to hit DELETE!
There’s an email floating around — entitled “I’m 76 and tired” — purportedly sent by me. I did not write the email, I did not send the email, I’m not 76, and I don’t subscribe to the ugly views expressed in the email. We are coming up to an important anniversary on Sunday, which is a day when we should all come together. Whoever wrote this email is not thinking about our country, or what is important. If you get the email, it’s time to hit DELETE.’ [BILL COSBY]
One version of this message says Bill Cosby is 76 another say he’s 84. Bill Cosby is not 84 if you can do the math here——–>(born on July 12, 1937). Obviously, this age thing should clue people in to the fakeness, and obviously he did not write this essay. AS a matter of fact, it’s not even an essay.
The person who made this statement was a retired United States Marine Captain, who made a speech — the entire text of which has been transcribed and attributed to Bill Cosby. The speech was made during a High School graduation where the Captain spoke at his alma mater.
Prior to being falsely attributed to Bill Cosby, a variant of Hall’s post was incorrectly credited to actor Robert David Hall of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
A psychologist from Finland has studied this phenomenon — ATTRIBUTING FAKE QUOTES TO FAMOUS PEOPLE –and at one time his studies centered around the Bill Cosby “I am 84 and tired” thing that was going around via email and Facebook. Psychiatrists are calling this “The Matthew Phenomenon” and TheDamienZone.com has written several articles about this psyhological anomaly. You can search this website for other examples of The Matthew Phenomenon.
Here’s Dr Raymond Tote-Tundy’s brief analysis.
“A very large percentage of people on Facebook are not very smart, and to them, Facebook is simply a very basic toy with which they can pass the uninspiring time that goes by so slowly in those of limited mind.
I would compare these Facebook story-sharing people to toddlers who play with blocks or pots and pans. The difference — for the purposes of this analogy — is that the child’s mind is developing and growing, but these unintelligent people of Facebook are quite the opposite. They are sinking deeper into the mindless chambers of the limited brain that leads them to certain aspects of Facebook in the first place. It’s a form of basket weaving or needlepoint.
In psychology, there are three ranges of mental limitation which in the English language are now used as insults to describe someone who is deemed to be either unintelligent, or silly or mindless. These words are: IDIOT, IMBECILE and MORON.
Ordinary people love to find hope and enrichment in quotes and stories they find to be inspiring and profound even if the quotes or stories are fake or forged or invented. Naturally, the things common people like so much are seen as childish and simple to people of normal intelligence. To the average Facebooker, however, the world of Facebook elevates him to a social level where he can function like an intellectual simply because he eventually seeks out his own kind. With these new cyber friends he is the intellectual equal. He hs found a world where he belongs. It’s actually rather touching to watch, but be that as it may, the subject at hand is the Facebook sharing of the sub-intellect and how he is the deciding force that keeps Facebook churning and chugging along. They are the “Simpletons Who Share” and we have studied them extensively. People assume this is a joke because we use the word “simpleton” but Simpleton-ism is a very real, albeit old-fashioned, medical term. ” [Raymond Tote-Tundy, MD. PhD Skylight Institute for Higher Learning.]
REPRINTED in ENGLISH FROM FRENCH – BRUSSELS, BELGIUM. 31 May 2013.
New Jersey (USA) residents are up in arms because it seems to be taking forever for SOMEBODY to do SOMETHING about putting Humpty Dumpty back together again after the devastation wrought by Hurricane Sandy. The folks in Ortley Beach,a quaint seaside resort, are ready to explode – but they don’t have to — they need to learn the truth about what is going on around them.
Communities along the New Jersey shore were hit hard, and the barrier islands off the coast of Brick and Tom’s River look like they were just hit yesterday when in fact it’s been nearly 8 months. You can’t depend on the government officials. The job of the government is to fix the infrastructure and to take photos for their next election campaign. They will not rebuild your house and neither will people from Hollywood because you’re not poverty stricken dregs holding onto alligators and Styrofoam coolers to keep from drowning.
There are two factors involved in the slowness of repairing these seaside communities, and both of these factors come together to create one major factor that slows down the whole process.
Remember — nobody feels sorry for a person who has a beach house. NOBODY. You’re on your own even if your “beach house” is your home. Brad Pitt is not going to come out there with Sean Penn and design and build a new model city for you like they did in parts of New Orleans – put that out of your head. It all comes down to the insurance company — what they claim — what you claim — and what your neighbors claim — and all three parties concerned are often not model citizens.
Allow me to explain.
a) Insurance agents are money-chiseling scum — they have to be.
b) Many of your neighbors in the storm are sneaky and underhanded scum.
c) Many of the insured think their stuff is worth far more than it is.
a) The insurance agents are forced to be scum because of parts B and C.
Let’s get this in order and see if you can make sense of this.
1) Insurance companies are very greedy and sneaky. Yes, they can quote you all the numbers in their little books of stats and values and actuarial stuff, but the sad truth is that you are not “in good hands” because the job of the insurance agent is to chisel you to the rock bottom. He has to. If he didn’t chisel you, he would be chiseled by you. You might think you are an honest person, but for every good and upstanding citizen like you, there are 20 who will say that their $4,000 stove was washed away when in fact, it was grandma’s stove from 1971. A carpet they bought for $50 at Kmart becomes one they got at The Galleria for $3,000.
You lost what you think was a castle, but the agent wants only to enable you to rebuild what was really just another house and still make you think that HE is doing YOU the favor.
And this is why you have to KNOW YOUR RULES! You have to educate yourself about the rules of your town and county and state. Yes, it’s a pain in the butt, but if you don’t take the time to learn about the where and why and how you’re being hoodwinked. You can’t sit around like children and say, “WHEN! WHEN! WHEN!” — that doesn’t acccomplish anything. And…..YOU CANNOT LIE!
Here is an example:
A man in Westfield, New Jersey (USA) had a tree fall on his house. The house was badly damaged. The agent wanted to give him $39,000. Okay — that sounds fair right? NO IT WAS NOT FAIR!
The insurance man made the mistake of messing with the wrong person and it ended up costing him his job.
The guy whose house was damaged by the tree knew that by law, to replace the part of the house that was damaged, would cost far in excess of what was being offered. He knew that the insurance company was bound to pay for repairs that would make the house the same as it was. There were laws — too complicate to explain here — but these laws state that the house needs to be repaired to the condition it was in prior to the tree smashing. In other words, the city of Westfield does not allow an insurance company to replace a Mercedes with a Pinto, and had this homeowner taken the $39,000 — he would have had a crappy addition that did not blend in with the aesthetics of the neighborhood, he would have had rebuilt a very shabby structure that was not the same quality as the part of his home was built with back in 1939.
In the end, after the homeowner did a lot of late night night reading and studying and note-taking, he figured that to repair the home to the way it was would cost $120,000 — and he got it. He presented his case to the insurance company and he kept a very neat record of everything the adjuster was telling him. In the end, fearing a retribution from the town and from every resident who had this kind of insurance, the insurance company paid up and they made sure that adjuster was moved to another part of the state where nobody knew him. Yes — insurance companies are afraid of you if you are smart and if you catch them at their game — but a lot of people who make claims are just as diabolical — and that’s why insurance companies lean towards being bad guys.
QUICK EDITOR’S NOTE: YOUR INSURANCE ADJUSTER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. HE IS NOT THE SMILING GOOD LOOKING AWESOME CARING AND SENTIMENTAL GUY FROM THE TV COMMERCIAL. NO!
HIS EMPLOYER SENT HIM THERE TO GIVE YOU THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY HE CAN, AND IF YOU FALL FOR HIS USED CAR SALESMAN SMILE AND HIS BROTHERLY PAT ON THE BACK, YOU’RE GOING TO GET SCREWED SIX WAYS SIDEWAYS AND UPSIDE DOWN.
MAKE A NOTE OF THIS AND KEEP THIS IN YOUR MIND WHEN YOU TALK TO YOUR ADJUSTER DON’T BE CONFRONTATIONAL AND CALL HIM A LIAR OR A THIEF, JUST TAKE THE TIME TO EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT THE RULES SO THAT WHEN HE HANDS YOU SOME BULLSHIT STORY YOU CAN COUNTER WITH THE FACTS — AND SOON HE’LL SAY — BECAUSE YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK AND OUTSMARTED HIM — “HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU’RE RIGHT.”
THAT IS HOW YOU WIN. YOU DON’T WIN BY MOANING ON THE AIR TO LOCAL TV PEOPLE WHILE DRESSED IN JUNKY STRETCH PANTS OR ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHALLENGE T-SHIRTS YOU BOUGHT AT WALMART. YES — APPEARANCE MATTERS.
2 Some of your beloved neighbors are also screwing you over and that is why the insurance man is making life miserable for as many people as he can. He has to balance his own larceny with your tendency to over-value things and your neighbor’s tendency to make a score.
For every 100 honest people in Ortley Beach or Seaside or Mantoloking, there is a con artist — and he or she could be the nicest people you know — but suddenly they start making outlandish demands. They want to replace a $300 refrigerator with a $2,000 refrigerator. They might say that they had just spent $10,000 on repairs to the house — but they didn’t.
Scroungy people looking to make a fast buck will say all kinds of things because this is the way upscale people loot. Yes, believe it or not, you don’t have to be someone from the inner city who walks away from a broken window with a plasma TV to be a looter.
Many people exploit a tragedy — like looters — to steal stuff. Take a long hard look at yourself and say, “Am I a looter?” Did I really pay $4,000 for that patio furniture that got washed away or did I actually buy it at Odd Lots for $400? It almost seems normal to take advantage of a circumstance, but it’s still wrong — and it slows things down.
LYING ABOUT WHAT YOU LOST AND THE VALUE OF WHAT YOU LOST IS THE SLUDGE IN THE SYSTEM. LYING ABOUT THE VALUE OF YOUR STUFF IS WHAT CLOGS THE DRAIN AND WHY INSURANCE COMPANIES TAKE FOREVER TO PROCESS CLAIMS. THE GOLDEN RULE AS FAR AS THE INSURANCE COMPANIES GO IS THAT EVERYBODY LIES AND THEY HAVE TO WHITTTLE AWAY THE LIES AND THE TRUTH AND COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF SOLUTION.
3) Accept the fact that your house might have been worth $500,000 in 2003, but in 2012 it was worth $270,000. Face it — face the facts. Don’t stomp your feet and say, “I paid $700,000 for that house.” That doesn’t mean anything. You are not going to get it. If that were the case, people would burn down their houses every time the market dropped — catch on? If you had a house that was valued on the market at $250,000 and the insurance people are willing to give you the same house for $250,000 — take it. Don’t start up with lying about what was in the house. Be honest. Everybody knows that most of the stuff in a beach house is stuff that you sent down there from your house in the city. Don’t try to bullshit your way into a Miele triple-decker refrigerator freezer.
Of course there some homes with really nice and new stuff but for the most part, that stuff was recently purchased and receipts are available, but do you think an insurance agent is going to listen to your tales of great wealth and treasures from a house that you used a few months out of the year since 1955?
Okay — here is the wind up
1-EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT THE LAWS IN YOUR TOWN
2- DO NOT LIE ABOUT THE VALUE OF THINGS
3- DO NOT EXPECT TO GET WHAT YOU PAID WHEN THE MARKET WAS HIGH
3- KNOW THAT THE INSURANCE AGENT IS NOT YOUR BUDDY
4- DON’T LOOT THE INSURANCE COMPANY AND DON’T LET YOUR NEIGHBORS LOOT THE INSURANCE COMPANY — IT’S ILLEGAL AND LOW DOWN AND SCUMMY.
Now that you might have learned something, send a link to this website to all of your friends — the ones with the $300 refrigerator for which they are claiming $3,000.
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The arrogance of the Obama administration is a bottomless pit. There is seemingly no shame or guilt or accountability, and for some strange reason, all the folks who surround President Obama in one way or another, are not held to any respectable standards.
Case in point — Lois Lerner — The IRS patsy who is obviously covering up for somebody but yet has enough balls to let that somebody know that he or she is treading on thin ice.
It was a bold move to plead the 5th, but then manage to circumnavigate the whole point of that plea by announcing boldly that “she” had not violated any laws, and that “she” was not involved in any attempt to make life miserable for Conservative political groups.
Then , this tough broad has the balls to refuse resignation. Can you imagine? Why won’t she throw herself on the sword? Is it possible that she isn’t lying and she’s not going to lay down and die for someone who is lying– and she knows who that someone is? Maybe she’s just a liar? As Hillary Clinton would scream, “WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE NOW!!!!”
Do you see the psychology in what Lois Lerner is doing? She must know the name of the culprit or culprits, and she must know that the name or names are pretty high and mighty. Maybe she thinks she is really good at her job — she’s dedicated and honest – and she’s not going to let a lifetime of work and education go down the drain just so some scum bag can walk away with a clean record.
Maybe she is angry. Maybe she is threatening to drop her beads and tell the investigative committee all she knows? Maybe, by being a bitch about all of this, she is making a silent point — but it’s really not so silent. According to the character of Vera Donovan in the Steven King movie, “Dolores Claiborne” - Sometimes you have to be a high riding bitch to survive — and I think that’s what Lois Lerner is being — a high ridin’ bitch.
Let’s face it, Lois Lerner knows something, and somebody is telling her not to tell her what she knows. She also does not like being told to throw herself on the sword because she probably sees the guilty party as being a complete and inept moron whereas she views herself as better and smarter and more competent and more honorable — the only person this could be is Eric Holder. He is a complete idiot. He is a moron. There is nobody in the history of Washington DC who has been dumber than this guy. He is a slime and he’s stupid too. What a great combination.
So, soon we will see what Lois Lerner really knows. If “she” didn’t do anything wrong or illegal, she must know who did, or she must know how the whole thing went down. If this were not the case, she would not not have taken the 5th and she would not have offered that pathetic “I didn’t do anything” disclaimer — the one that is going to either take her down — or somebody else.
If you own a dictionary, or if you know anything about grade school chemistry, you would know that the word “ORGANIC” means that something is derived from living matter. Organic stuff is made up of compounds constructed with the carbon atom as one would find it in something that is alive or was once alive.
A whole lot of crazy people think that most of the things we eat are NOT ORGANIC, and because this stuff we eat is not organic, it is really bad for us — and they’re 100% right.
Yes, it’s true. If you (assuming you are a human being) eat things that are not “ORGANIC” you will either die instantly or you‘ll soon starve to death.
The human quest for ORGANIC food is bred into our DNA. This is why we humans don’t eat bars of aluminum or steel or iron, and we don’t eat brass tea kettles. It’s why we don’t eat polyester flowers or ceramic chickens. We don’t eat rocks and, unless we’re kids, we try not to eat dirt. We don’t eat pianos or guitars or plastic bags or speedometers or weathervanes, and we only eat glass and razor blades if we work in a circus.
The aforementioned things, and millions of other strange snacks, are not “organic” and if we were to eat them, we would not only receive zero nutritional value from these items, we would probably cut a hole in our stomachs and die.
Humans can, however, eat leather shoes and hair and wooden furniture — huh? Yes, you can eat that stuff because it’s organic — it used to be alive. In fact, there have been times when starving people have boiled shoes or hair or wooden planks and chowed down.
Shoe leather was the last thing the Donner Party ate until they stumbled upon some really solid, organic food — each other. The ribs that were cut from one guy were rib-sticking good organic food for the other guys. Are you figuring this out yet?
Hey — get a load of this weird exception. You could be dying of thirst but there is no way you should drink gasoline or kerosene because you’d die – even though that kind of stuff is about as organic as you can get. Petroleum is the most definitively ORGANIC thing on the entire planet.
What am I trying to say here? I am trying explain to you why we do not eat the freaking refrigerator, and why we eat what’s inside of it. I’m also trying to tell you that ALL FOOD IS FREAKING ORGANIC! IF IT WAS NOT ORGANIC, IT WOULD NOT BE FOOD! CATCH ON?
So why do stores have that expensive section where they sell “organic” stuff? Why are there stores like Whole Foods who brag that all their stuff is organic? The answer is simple. Those places exploit stupid people.
Why do some people think they’re better than others because they only eat organic food? That answer is even simpler. Those are the stupid people.
Okay, so what’s the deal here, Damien? Isn’t it a fact that some farmers raise organic vegetables and meats? In other words, aren’t there farmers who do not use pesticides or herbicides or antibiotics or any of that other junk?
Ummm — not really, folks.
To say something is “organically grown” is a new age kind of euphemism for – “I am mentally sick because I think that farmers are secretly trying to kill me” or “I make more money than you do and I can afford the more expensive items at the more exclusive stores” or “Natural things are better, and because I’m incredibly stupid, I totally am suckered into the whole organic thing.”
Oh the dumbness of it all — it never ends.
Usually I goof on you folks, but this is not a goof. According to Jared Mehre, a writer for The Badger Herald, organic food is “the biggest scam since bottled water.” Wow — this guy has brass balls. You can’t eat brass balls but you can eat real ones if you have the cajones to try them. Cowboys call them “Rocky Mountain Oysters” — but that’s a whole different story.
According to Mr. Mehre, organic food is not better for your health. He cites a study done by Stanford University where doctors found that “organic” food is neither healthier nor more nutritious. As a matter of fact, Mehre goes on to write about how studies at Oxford and Stanford and the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition have all done studies where it was determined that organic food doesn’t have any beneficial effect at all on one’s health and well-being — it just costs more.
Thanks to Jahred Mehre and The Badger Herald for that little bit of sanity about a total insane subject.
Let me explain all about “organic farming” very simply so that you can all write in and tell me how stupid and uninformed and toxic I am.
Organic farmers do not use man made pesticides or fertilizers. Okay, that sounds pretty nice, but how does an organic farmer keep his crops growing big and how does he keep them from getting eaten by insects? The answer is – he uses pesticides and fertilizers — but they’re not man-made pesticides and fertilizers. They’re natural pesticides. Oh! What does that mean? It means that he uses pesticides and fertilizers.
I asked Dave Mattia, a pretty famous Hollywood zoologist, a question about one of the “natural fertilizers” and this is what he said:
“I have worked in the racehorse industry since I was a kid and throughout all that time, people have come around to the training farms and asked us if they could take the manure for their organic garden or farm. Of course we’re always happy to get rid of the stuff — who wouldn’t. There’s mountains of it, but don’t these organic people know the kind of drugs a lot of horses get to stay healthy? I’m not saying that racehorses are doped up — although most believe they are — but I wouldn’t fertilize my garden with racehorse poop. Horses are always getting antibiotics and so many other kinds of medications. Competent veterinary care for an animal athelete is complicated and there are a lot of meds involved in keeping a performance horse healthy. Most animals, especially racehorses, would be in pretty rough shape without the medications they routinely get – especially anti-worming stuff and antibiotics. I am really happy when my horses are pooping well, but I would never put racehorse manure in my pumpkin patch.
You can read about Dave here. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/?ref_=sr_1
Anyway, the other misconception about “Organic” is that organic farmers do not feed antibiotics to their pigs and lambs and cows and chickens. Wow — that’s great because I’m allergic to penicillin. But what do they use if the animal gets sick? Oh — uh — they use antibiotics. Huh? Sorry but it’s true. It’s virtually impossible for any farm to stay in business if they don’t treat sick animals properly. If a sirloin steak was truly organic, it would mean that the steer from which the steak was cut, was never sick a day in his life, or if he was sick, he was not treated for that sickness — and now you’re eating him. The cow could have had tuberculosis — but it’s organic so it’s got to be better right? Do you see the stupidity?
The most sickening part or the ORGANIC movement is that some products are calling themselves ORGANIC when there is no possible way they can be organic. The word is being abused. It’s criminal.
For example, how can a shampoo be organic? Maybe it has organic things in it like coconut oil or palm oil or lanolin, but what about the detergent that makes a shampoo clean your hair? That can’t be organic. It’s a man-made chemical — and it’s harmless unless you’re allergic to it and you get a rash and go out and get some cortisone ointment — in which case the cortisone is organic — yes, our own bodies make it all day long — but the cream that it’s mixed with, is not. Do you see the lunacy or why the word organic makes no real sense when it comes to anything you eat or drink or wear or slather on yourself. It’s like saying “wet water” — maybe even dumber than that.
I would like to pass a law where only people who can use the word “organic” are people who work in the petroleum industry. You know who they are, right? They’re the evil gasoline companies who suck the goop out of the earth so you can drive your more expensive car to the more expensive store that sells the more expensive crap that you think is organic.
Some towns have this new thing where you buy into a co-op organic farm thing. Once a week the organic farmer sends down a truckload of his stuff and people who have paid (a lot of money) into the co-op get to buy it. It’s always the weirdoes in the town who fall for this, but I’m not even going to go there. Where I will go, however, is to ask; WHAT KIND OF BIRDBRAIN PAYS TO PAY FOR FOOD!!!! You are being charged a cover-charge to buy food. Can you imagine that?
In some very gentrified communities, the resident who does not buy into the co-op is looked upon as a very un-hip and crude creature. In other words, people who can’t be conned, are bullied by organic morons who have fallen in love with the word ORGANIC. Many of these organic bullies have B.O. because they only use organic deodorant that does not work.
Okay – so after everything I have said so far, and the fact that there is ample proof that not only is organic food not better for you, and it’s not really a real thing, and it’s really just an invented concept, doesn’t the word SCAM cross your mind?
I am typing this article on an organically manufactured laptop, and if you believe that, I would like to sign you up to pay $700 a year to have the privilege to buy the carrots I grow in my back yard with only bird crap for fertilizer. Bird poop is bird-made not man-made, so you know it has to be good. I know my carrots are a little steep at $8.99 per pound, but what’s the worst thing that can happen from eating something as wholesome as a carrot grown with bird poop fertilizer? Well — there’s all kinds of deadly diseases like….toxoplasmosis, and avain flu, E-Coli, histoplasmosis, candida albicans, cryptoccus…and…..tell me when you want me to stop.
Damien LeGallienne Reporting for TheDamienZone.com
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A few years ago TheDamienZone.com did a story about avowed atheism and how it often ties in with mental illness.
In that story we quoted a few of the research scientists involved in the study. Many research physicians are calliing this a “Misfit Syndrome” and it describes the personality strangeness wherein many of the character flaws inherent to the average person who encourages and embraces atheism seem to be mutually shared.
Usually when a scientific study is the source of a news item on this blog, the story eventually gets shuffled to the bottom of the deck, but this time it’s different. The American face of the atheist who suffers from a Misfit Syndrome was thrust into the faces of the American public when CNN mainstay Wolf Blitzer had the great fortune to accidentally discover one of these misfits in the middle of Red State USA and the rubble of a great twister.
While digging through the rubble of the deadly Oklahoma tornado in search of a story, Blizer stumbled upon a woman named Rebecca Moore who was carrying her infant son.
Rebecca, the epitome of what the scientists describes in their study about the face of atheism, refuted Blitzer’s questions where he implied that she must be thanking god for her good fortune to have survived with her baby, but Rebecca, acting very much the part of the misfit, said, “actually I am an atheist” and left Blitzer a bit dumbfounded.
“Blitzer probably didn’t realize that out there in the world of trailer parks and guns and monster truck shows, there are still people who have the Misfit Syndrome. Perhaps he was condescending to assume that all people in rural Oklahoma were god fearing Christians, or perhaps he, as a Jewish man of faith, was awed by the devastation and was genuinely touched in his soul to see the young mother and her baby standing before him – safe and sound amidst the rubble of death and destruction. Whichever the case, the woman was a misfit of the highest order, and to proudly state that she was an atheist in a situation like the one in which she was found, is all the evidence one needs to understand that what that old study tried to prove — The avowed atheist is often a misguided and godless misfit.” [Millicent Carlisle PhD]
Was Rebecca Moore right to say what she said? She carries the genetic characteristics of someone burdened with the Misfit Syndrome but did she have a right to say what she said, or are there times when something so controversial be kept to one’s self?
We asked Social Scientist and author of the book, “How to Keep Your Tact and Manners in a Godless Society” Dr. Millicent Carlisle, her opinion on this issue.
“I think that the woman in question showed a kind of infantile or childlike lack of social skills and we shouldn’t look any deeper into it,” said Carlisle.
“Obviously this is a situation where you have variables in the equation here that are gone with the wind, so to speak. I don’t know what she should have said to Blitzer but had she had the time to prepare, or had she read my book, she would have known to say, “Let’s just say that I am thankful.” If she put a smile and an emphasis on the word ‘thankful’ she may have gotten out her message and still not said something that seems to have caused an uproar of sorts. The same applied to Wolf Blitzer who should have not assumed this woman was a believer of any stripe. Naturally a lot of reporters tend to become maudlin in a situation like this, but he was caught off guard. He was in the moment as they say, and he offered his maudlin sentiment to someone who would not or could not buy it.
“I think the old advice that many of us have heard from ages is always true. It is indeed always best not to speak about politic or religion in certain situations. You can add the devastation of the tornado as one of those places. On the whole, however, I would say that Ms. Moore was more socially inept than she was militant but you find that a lot with liberals and especially liberal atheists. Imagine how much that woman must hate her life living in a hick town like that and having to live with people who believe in god and guns? Whatever the case, she should have not admitted to her atheism — it was poor manners on her part but it was also poor judgment by Blitzer, but it shows that he still has a heart no matter how urbane he might think he is after all these years as the face of CNN. ”
Damien LeGallienne reporting for TheDamienZone.com.
“These HATE WORDS are meaningless and in no way are they a real indicator of hate. This hatred map thing is so stupid that it boggles the mind. It’s so stupid that it has become the dreaded Facebook “share” and there is nothing more incredibly stupid than a Facebook share. Once you become a Facebook share it means you’ve lost all credibility and the only way you can get any attention outside the world of Academics is to try to get “likes” on Facebook. That’s pretty sad.” [Damien LeGallienne, editor of TheDamienZone.com].
There’s this thing floating around the moronic pages of Facebook. It’s a specialized map of the USA that allegedly shows the amount of hate speech that generates from different areas of the USA via Twitter. The trouble is that this is a huge crock of dog end, and since it’s a stupid and meaningless and silly and self-serving bowl of stupidity, every idiot on the planet is “sharing” it on Facebook. It’s what I like to call a “virtual hoax” because it’s not a hoax per se, but in reality it’s the worst kind of hoax. Let me explain.
Supposedly, this “map of American hatred” was part of a larger (and probably just as stupid) project by somebody named Dr. Monica Stephens of Humboldt State University — a kind of hippy dippy school way up there at the top of California where the “very average” students are all in tune with nature and filled with the wisdom of the owl and the mighty wolf. Do you get the picture?
According to RateMyProfessors.com, where a rating of 1 is terrible and a rating of 5 is great, The average professor at Humboldt has a rating of 3.9. Dr. Monica Stephens’ rating, however, is ZERO point ZERO. She doesn’t even have a vote — in other words, students don’t care about her, or like her, or even hate her enough to cast a vote. Of course, as soon as this article is released the students will climb down out of the redwood trees and stop counting owl eggs long enough to give her a perfect score.
So anyway, the unloved and currently unrated Dr. Monica Stephens is doing this GEOGRAPHY OF HATE map thing as part of her class on Advanced Cartography. In other words, if you know how to read between the county lines, Dr. Stephens wants to make maps that will prove that middle Americans and Christians are evil, racist and homophobic, and she’s dragged in three hapless foot soldiers to do her dirty work. I won’t give out the names of the undergrads she is trying to indoctrinate into this policy of inventing hatred because they’re just kids and maybe one day they’ll go to a real school and get the heck out of that campground that masquerades as a University,
Okay, why did I just call it “invented hatred” and what’s the deal with that?
The Facebook “share” that is going around (the Hate Map of the USA) claims that the students — the aforementioned foot soldiers who are unwittingly taking Dr. Stepehens’ course in HOW TO BECOME A MISFIT — sampled (they say) 150,000 tweets from various Twitter accounts. How they came upon these tweets is kind of shady but that’s another story, but sharing in the blame for all of this dumbness is the University of Kentucky and its DOLLY project — whatever that means.
From these tweets, the Future Misfits Club of Humboldt University — I mean the students of Dr. Stephens — went through a bunch of words that they call “hate words” and these hate words were measured by their frequency of usage in tweets across America. It doesn’t make sense — and let me tell you why.
These are the hate words they used – The N word in its real form and various forms, bitch, fag ( and all variants) homo ( all variants) queer, dyke, darky, gook, gringo, honky, injun or Indian, monkey, towel head, wigger, wetback, cripple, cracker, honkey, fairy, fudge packer, tranny.
Okay so there’s the list of words they looked for and they say they counted how many times these words were used in a derogatory way. Okay, so already this is unscientific and stupid and subjective and dumb. This map of hate is a hoax but the trouble is that it doesn’t know it’s a hoax. It seems to be based in real science — but it’s not, you stupid monkey. Ooops, I just used hate speech. Perhaps if I were a wise old Indian (more hate speech) I would have known better than to believe this dumb map. But you understand because, “you my n***a” right, bi*ch? <— Are you catching on to what I’m getting at yet?
Here is the thing. Young people of all races and religions use the hate words all the time on Twitter. They call each other the N-word and all the other words on the list and they mean NOTHING. Dr. Stephens might know how to teach Stupidity 101 really well, but she herself should take a few courses in the evolution of language or language usage. What is being translated as hate speech in this sickening study is really just modern day teen speak and the lexicon of Twitter and texting. It has nothing to do with the opinions of any vox populi — it’s an illusion of hatred. Do you understand that? It is an ILLUSION.
These HATE WORDS are meaningless and in no way are a real indicator of hate. This hatred map thing is so stupid that it boggles the mind. It’s so stupid that it has become a Facebook share, and there is nothing more incredibly stupid than a Facebook share. Once you become a Facebook “share” it means you’ve lost all credibility and the only way you can get any attention outside the world of Academics is to try to get “likes” on Facebook. That’s pretty sad.
So anyway, they looked at where these words originated with more frequency on Twitter and they created this map — and it makes no sense. It’s not real — it means NOTHING.
NOTE TO DR. MONICA STEPHENS – Kindly note that drawing maps of invented concepts and making a map of American hatred is mentally sick and unhealthy and just plain stupid. Also, incidents where celebrities and left wingers and right wingers in the past have wished AIDS on people and or DEATH on each other via Twitter are not included in your map because the area in and around Los Angeles is a cheerful and happy sky blue.
Naturally it’s impossible to see the right wing hatred on your map because the map is carefully invented to make it look like all Red State people (the misconception of Republicanism) are hate speakers. Pretty craft, eh?
Yeah, so ALL Conservatives lurk in that red haze of hate you’ve invented, but Hollywood and left coast liberals are looking up a at clear blue sky. But—uh—they use hate speech all day long, but it’s the hate speech of grown up idiots — not the casual texting language of dopey teenagers. How stupid can you be? You are really dumb – seriously.
Hate speech is when someone says, they want to kill or injure or exterminate someone because of their color or religion or ethnicity or sexual orientation. It is not the lexicon of a clueless twittering teen population. This map might work as a map of the emergence of a new kind of electronic language usage, but it says nothing about hatred. YOU CAN’T MEASURE HATRED! CATCH ON?
If you have the title of “Doctor” in front of your name, shouldn’t you be aware of the flaws in this silly project? Don’t you have a duty to teach your students the difference between cartography and propaganda and your own personal frustrations and hatreds? If I were President of Humboldt, I would fire you so fast that you’d have to dig up your map that shows people the places where colleges are more tolerant of stupid professors. Maybe they’ll hire you — or perhaps you are right where you belong. I’m sorry for your students if that’s the case.
From the desk of Damien LeGallienne.
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Prince Harry is winding up his visit to the USA, and he’s taking with him some fond memories of time well spent with New Jersey’s large Governor Chris Christie.
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Harry stood on an island of dredged sand and said sadly, “This used to be a house?”
Naturally there were some left wing misfits who made stupid comments like, “Yeah, he was shocked that a house could have stood on less than 10 acres.” But that’s what stupid people like to say simply because they do not appreciate the fact that Harry’s presence on the storm-tossed beaches of New Jersey will draw more attention to the tragedy.
Misfits aside, While screaming young local girls and gay men who car-pooled in from Ocean Grove snapped photos and giggled, Harry played a ring-toss game on the Seaside Boardwalk where he won a stuffed animal for an admiring little girl named Amber-Autumn Carrigliolola. The child’s mother was mesmerized.
“It was like a dream. My daughter was so happy to see Prince Harry and when he gave her that stuffed doll, my father — her grandfather — nearly shit his pants because he is a big fan of the Royal Family. To be honest, my father almost shits his pants every day, but this was an especially close call.” [Maryann Carrigliolola, Point Pleasant, New Jersey, USA]
Later, Harry sat at a pizzeria with Governor Chris Christie where the wto enjoyed a sumptuous lunch while sitting by the sea. Harry ate a pepperoni calzone and Governor Christie adjusted his stomach machine to accomodate two slices of pizza and an order of mussels marinara.
“The governor threw up a little bit of his mussels because his stomach can’t hold as much food as it used to since he had the sugery, but a lot of customers throw up my mussels marinara. I don’t think Prince Harry even noticed. I think it’s my sauce that makes people puke. I used to make the tomato sauce at Don’s 21 in Newark and we made a huge vat of sauce on Monday and we kept using it for weeks and weeks.” [Luca Gargiocavallo, Owner/Chef at Luca's Casa Italiano Nook.]
Prince Harry really like his calzone and he quickly texted his grandmother who had a calzone cooker shipped to her home in Scotland. Prince Harry plans to pack on a few pounds and is even thinking about investing in a string of calzone themed restaurants throughout the UK.
By: Damien Le Gallienne.
Prince Harry’s visit to the USA has been a very successful one thus far, and the Yanks seem to be quite smitten with the handsome and dashing young prince. Perhaps the visit to the USA is indeed a way to revamp Harry’s bad boy reputation in the USA and back home in Britain. The Las Vegas thing had tongues wagging, but Harry has proven — and quite sincerely — that he is a true gentleman and all the folks in the USA really like him — or do they?
Sadly, Prince Harry has a few enemies — the American far left wingers. They hate him and everything he stands for. Why? I know why, and even though it would take me a week to tell you why, I have assembled eight rather meandering conceptualizations that I think sum up at least part of why Harry is hated by the left.
Here are the top 8 reasons why the far left Americans ( misfits) hate Prince Harry.
1) He is very handsome. There is nothing that annoys the American left more than a handsome prince. The face of the far left in the USA is an ugly face — a self-loathing face that is often pulled and lifted and frozen by Botox. They’ve even had their own kids lifted and lipo-sucked and tucked . Naturally these are the Hollywood types (America’s ersatz royalty) and it irks the shit out of them that some people are actually handsome and elegant without even trying. As far as left wing women go, they’re usually lesbians or asexual and damaged anyway so of course they‘re going to shun or mock Harry. Basically, they’re just so messed up that every relationship they’ve ever had with a man has failed because of that old self-loathing stuff. Of course these old hags are going to hate a handsome prince. They’ve never had one of their own — and they never will. The left wing homosexuals hate Prince Harry (sort of) because they have to do everything in their power to quell their lust and giggly giddiness. Instead they have to howl about how Harry is just another example of the oppressive and wealthy white European American male elite. They have to pretend that they don’t want to ravage Prince Harry with unthinkable acts — and do you know how hard that is for a left wing gay American? It’s like telling them not to hook up on Grindr for a week.
2) Harry is not a MISFIT. He is the total opposite of a misfit. He is a normal person who has been born into a world of wealth and fame — and he’s very attractive and “normal.” The far left American is usually a misfit — homely, unhappy, dirty, hypnotized by trends and hipster stupidity like the “occupy” thing. Harry doesn’t fit into any of that. He doesn’t get involved in anything stupid or questionable, and even though he is rich and famous, he isn’t all messed up and creepy. He’s a soldier and a budding statesman. He represents all that is good in the world. The left fears Harry because he might be the face of the future of the world — and that would kill them.
3) He is actually a soldier who worked hard to get his credentials as a pilot and he loves his country and his military comrades. Far left Americans don’t work hard at anything unless it’s something weird or dopey — and they hate their country. They hate the USA and they hate themselves enough to embrace people like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez and whatever other crackpot they pretend to love simply because misfits love other misfits. Harry doesn’t do stupid shit like that because he doesn’t hate himself. He has a solid self-image. You don’t have to be a rich kid to be a solid citizen. Laziness is the rule for the American left. Laziness and lack of accountability are the golden rules of the far left. They are misfits — you really don’t have to did any deeper than that. The word is MISFIT — it’s the best word ever invented.
4) The American left hates any sign of European male presence in anything unless that male in question is a communist or some kind of social misfit. Harry is not a communits and he is the antithesis of a social misfit. To an American far left winger — and you don’t have to go too far left — Prince Harry represents the white man’s oppression of the poor and sick throughout the world. The trouble here is that Harry uses his position to help those people. The weirdoes in the USA lend a helping hand to Haitians and other third world people, but they bore quickly when the cameras stop clicking. Harry has to to this for the rest of his life — and he seems to really want to do it. The American left doesn’t seem to want to do anything, and when they find something they want to do, they quickly get bored because it’s no longer a hip cause or whatever.
5) Harry is elite. There’s nothing the left hates more than the elite in spite of the fact they spend half their lives trying to be elite. Usually they get tired of trying and they eventually end up as old and dirty-ish and weird and fake and useless semi-hippies. Harry can’t help that he’s elite. He was born into it. A lot of people in the American left are born into fabulous wealth but they have no class or dignity and for that reason they shun Prince Harry. They’re losers in every way. Look at the dimwits that these Hollywood fuktards churn out. Here’s the thing, A lot of the extreme left loves money and fame, but they hate the fact that they don’t have the mindset and carriage to go along with that money and fame. They always screw it up with stupid and sickening causes or campaigns. They don’t know how to “work” and how to be sincere. It’s not bred into them. Hey, 90% of them are actors who live in a dream world where aborted babies are used as hood ornaments on a Rolls Royce that runs on restaurant grease — but only the very best restaurants.
6) Harry actually wants to help wounded veterans. He doesn’t just talk about it and make it a pet cause so he can get fans to like his Twitter page. Yeah, I know that a lot of Hollywood people help the wounded warriors, but there is an undercurrent of disdain for the soldier that many of them can’t shed. They like to say that they support soldiers and the military — but they don’t. “I support the troops” is a euphemism for “I actually hate soldiers.” Take a look at people like Jane Fonda. She is a thoroughly useless and disgusting person in every way a human being can be worthless and disgusting. She doesn’t give a shit about anybody but herself. thankfully she is old and finished. Harry, on the other hand, is the opposite of people like Jane Fonda or Sean Penn or Matt Damon — or even that old queen George Clooney. He doesn’t walk around Monte Carlo thinking he is somebody — Monte carlo walks around him.
7) The left wing media can’t get Prince Harry to say anything to help them with their insincere and childish left wing causes. Recently, bald-headed and sickening Matt Lauer pretty much stacked the deck in an interview with Elton John. He tried as hard as he could to get Sir Elton to mock George W. Bush but he couldn’t do it. It was obvious that Elton John liked George W. Bush and he even said that he “had a soft spot in his heart for him.” This must have made Matt Lauer want to curl up and die, so he somehow got Elton John to say that he was “glad that he was no longer in power.” That made Matt Lauer — a failed hair transplant New York chump — very happy, — but Matt’s too stupid to realize that Sir Elton one-upped him and actually meant that he was happy for George W. Bush that he is no longer in power. Matt Lauer hates George W. Bush because Matt Lauer only reads questions that are written for him by people with an agenda and he has never had an original thought or opinion in his life. He has no mind of his own. He is a zombie. Couple this all with the fact that Elton John and Prince Harry are pals, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for hatred of Harry.
8) Prince Harry proves the fact that the average American middle of the road or conservative person is the real strength of the USA, and that the left wing misfits in the USA are the shining examples of what can go wrong with a culture. Harry would have done well in the 1940s but the average American left wing misfit would not have done very well. They wouldn’t have survived because fighting the enemy is something they can’t and will not do. They’d rather watch crooked-mouthed Rachel Maddow recite her insane diatribes and make snide comments because they think they’re not only too hip for the room — they’re too hip for the world. Like I said — MISFITS.
So Prince Harry is having a great tour of the USA and he isn’t paying any attention to Hollywood and its extreme stupidity. This is not an accident. His itinerary was planned to be what it is, and as much as the left hates Harry, they would still want to have him on the Daily Show or something — but he is not buying their shtick — he has too much class. They wouldn’t talk to Harry about his noble duty and his noble causes anyway. They’d ask him crude and low-rent questions about his romp in Las Vegas. You know the type. I don’t have to spell it out.