Keith Olbermann was gone, a new host had replaced him, and history seemed to have repeated itself with his dismissal from Current TV after less than a year.   Olberman was taken away by security guards at the Current TV offices and his desk was put in the parking lot along with boxes of his personal items.    He had to be carted away to Dr. Dean Traherne MD – a local psychiatrist, who admitted Olberamnn into an undisclosed nuthouse where, dressed as a woman, he raced around inisting that Rachel Maddow was his husband.

The left-leaning cable network announced just hours before airtime on Friday that “Countdown,” the show Olbermann had anchored on Current since June, would be replaced with a new program hosted by former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, beginning that night.   Spitzer, a whore, was deemed to be better than a lunatic who pisses in his pants and on the floor during live broadcasts.

“Welcome to Current’s new 8 p.m. (Eastern time) show, ‘Viewpoint,’” said Spitzer, who had a short-lived talk show on CNN in that same time slot, where he briefly went up against Olbermann. He did not mention Olbermann on Friday’s premiere of “Viewpoint.”   He was standing in the sticky remnants left behind when Olbermann used to pee down his leg and leave it for the Cuban maid to clean up.  Nobody believed the old lady until Sarah Palin went public with the fact that Keith Olbermann peed behind his desk.

The sometimes volatile Olbermann came to Current last year as the centerpiece of its new prime-time initiative after a stormy eight-year stint at MSNBC — his second at that network— followed by his abrupt departure in January 2011.   MSNBC fired him in an instant after they simply started to hate him.  He was peeing on the floor and acting like a crazy person.

Shortly after, Current announced his hiring — reportedly with a five-year, $50-million contract — as the start of an effort to transform the network’s prime-time slate into progressive talk. His official title was chief news officer, charged with providing editorial guidance for all of the network’s political news, commentary and current events programming.    Olbermann’s contract was chock full of standards and practices loppholes so he isn’t going to get any money out of that $50 million.

In a statement, Current TV founders Al Gore and Joel Hyatt said the network was “founded on the values of respect, openness, collegiality, and loyalty to our viewers. Unfortunately these values are no longer reflected in our relationship with Keith Olbermann and we have ended it.”     They also said off the record that NOBODY was watching the network and that Al Gore had lost millions of his wife’s money trying to compete with Bill O’Reilly.

They offered no details, but it is known that the temperamental Olbermann repeatedly clashed with his employers and peed on the floor. During the primary season he declined to host certain hours of election coverage and has missed a number of regular broadcasts, as well as complaining about technical problems he said undermined his show — and he pissed on the floor.

Current considered some of those missed shows to be in “serial, material breach of his contract,” terming them “unauthorized absences,” according to a person familiar with the matter who spoke on the condition of anonymity because that person wasn’t authorized to discuss details of Olbermann’s dismissal.

“We are confident that our viewers will be able to count on Gov. Spitzer to deliver critical information on a daily basis,” Gore and Hyatt said in their “open letter” to viewers.    ”Spitzer is a wife scamming whore who fucks hookers  but he is the best left winger we could find.”

In a statement posted online, Olbermann countered that “the claims against me implied in Current’s statement are untrue and will be proved so in the legal actions I will be filing against them presently.”  Sadly, Olbermann has no lawyer money.  He is shit outta luck.  They have so much dirt against him that he will not have the balls to show his face in court.

He said he had been attempting “for more than a year” to resolve his differences with Gore and Hyatt internally, “while I’ve not been publicizing my complaints.” Instead of “investing in a quality news program,” he said, his bosses “thought it was more economical to try to get out of my contract.”    But Olbermann neglected to say that on top of his childish bashing of the right wing — nobody was watching — not even the liberalist liberals.  NOBODY LIKES HIM!!!!

He called his decision to join Current “a sincere and well-intentioned gesture on my part, but in retrospect a foolish one.”    Yeah, foolish for everybody who invested in this floor peeing psychopath who belongs in a state hospital!

The rupture between Olbermann and his bosses echoed Olbermann’s past employment history. At NBC there was ongoing friction between the brash host and his bosses, just as there had been at earlier jobs as far back as Olbermann’s star-making, often tumultuous turn as a “SportsCenter” anchor at ESPN in the 1990s.      Olbermann is insane and he should not be on TV — this should end any further speculation.

Just weeks before his exit from MSNBC, Olbermann was nearly fired but instead was suspended for two days without pay for violating an NBC News policy by donating to three political campaigns.

At the heart of his grievance with MSNBC, as he later explained it, was the media consolidation that he felt threatened his independence on the air.

In January 2011, Comcast Corp., the giant cable operator, acquired a controlling stake in Olbermann’s already huge employer, NBCUniversal.

The night of Jan. 21, Olbermann told his viewers he was leaving. He said, a bit cryptically, that “there were many occasions, particularly in the last two and a half years, where all that surrounded the show — but never the show itself — was just too much for me.”

After that, Current, the privately held network co-founded in 2005 by former Vice President Gore and Joel Hyatt, seemed the perfect fit: It is an independent media outlet.

“Nothing is more vital to my concept of a free media than news that is produced independent of corporate interference,” Olbermann said at the announcement of his coming to Current.

Current was then beginning its effort to redefine itself after ditching its original concept as the go-to site for viewer-generated short videos.

Since “Countdown” premiered, Current has fleshed out its prime-time lineup of liberals with “The Young Turks,” hosted by Cenk Uygur, and “The War Room” with former Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm.

This week, it introduced a six-hour morning talk block, with live simulcasts of the radio programs “The Bill Press Show” and “The Stephanie Miller Show.”

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“With Rachel Maddow you get a butchy looking hipster who acts more like a lesbian softball player than a reporter, but with Sue Simmons, you get something cable news never had — beauty, style, grace and the kind of experience that money cannot buy.” [Damien LeGallienne, 24 March 2102]

[Limoges, France 2:31] –   One on-air personality is a young Hipster lesbian with a manly haircut who got her job by winning a radio call in show, and the other is a beautiful veteran female journalist who has been an NBC anchor for over 30 years.  One is old and one is young, and both are about to get the axe from their jobs.  Guess which one isn’t really losing her job.

Usually in the world of TV, it’s always been, “out with the old and in with the new,”  but in this case it’s the other way around.  The young hipster of course is side-mouth-talking Rachel Maddow, and the old anchor/journalist is the legendary Sue Simmons.  The Hipster lesbian is going and the old lady is coming.   Huh.. you say?

For a few weeks it has been rumoured that NBC was pulling the plug on news anchor Sue Simmons, who at 68, has been the anchor and co-anchor of the NBC local news in New York City.  Simmons is a NYC metro area fixture since the 1970s.  She’s only flubbed a few times; once dropping the F bomb when she thought she was off the air, and another time when some viewers accused her of being a little tipsy during a broadcast.  The F bomb event is legendary, but the drunk rumors are baseless.

Viewers were angry because “Sue” has been part of their TV family for over 30 years.  Imagine that?  Thirty years with the same anchor — and despite her age, she is still as beautiful as ever.  As a matter of fact, she looks the same now as she did when she grabbed the anchor’s job back in 1981.  It’s freakish.

According to sources, the truth is that NBC-NY did not refuse to renew Simmons’ contract.  Simmons pulled the plug on herself and is hopping over to MSNBC in June when Rachel Maddow, who doesn’t even know it yet, gets her walking papers — something that will be made public within a few weeks.

“Maddow’s rating are VERY low,” said international news analyst and veteran news blogger Damien LeGallienne from his office in Limoges, France.

“In spite of MSNBC’s  relentless left wing countering of Fox News’ blatant right wing slant, nobody is watching the lefty.  Maddow’s numbers are so bad that even left wingers prefer to get angry by watching Fox News.  This is a psychological anomaly that marketers and experts seem to overlook.  In other words, Maddow, in spite of the fact that about 46% of viewers lean left, does not get these people to tune in.  They watched her in the beginning, but she didn’t hold them.

LeGallienne continued:

“TV is entertainment, even when it’s news or commentary, and the numbers show that left wingers are switching to FOX not because they agree, but because, to put it in simple terms,  they prefer to throw things through their TV screens and scream than to listen to Maddow’s nothingness.  (Sue) Simmons has star power to spare and Maddow doesn’t seem to have it.  If you think about it, it all kind of come out in the wash.  Simmons is a real journalist and TV personality whereas Maddow is simply an odd duck who won a radio contest.”

Noted Psychiatric Endocrinologist, Dr. Frangia Skell MD Phd,  went on to say that, “for some odd reason, many people with Maddow’s point of view are not attracted enough to her style of reporting and prefer to watch Fox News simply for the need to be anry and outraged — the rush.”

LeGallienne confirmed that Sue Simmmons will take over Maddow’s place in mid June 2012 despite the fact she is closing in on 70 years of age.

According to LeGallienne, “MSNBC is going to change its entire image and put up Sue Simmons simply for what she is – a woman who reports the news with style and grace and beauty and talent.  Talent seems to be the word that most insiders agree upon.  Sue has plenty to spare and Maddow has none — if you believe in charts and graphs.”

In a way you have to feel sorry for Rachel Maddow, but she’s young and intelligent.  She can always find another job on another network.  Just look at how great Keith Olbermann is doing on Current TV.

If you ever have the misfortune of getting hooked into reading one of those dopey Huffington articles that you must dodge to get to your old and useless AOL address, you may have noticed something if you tried to comment on the message board that falls beneath each story.

If you disagree with the Huff story, or your point of view is to the right of Huffington, you will notice that your comment will be “Pending Approval.”  In other words, anything you might write that does not side with Hufffington’s agenda,  or if your comment is not in keeping with the left wing bad journalism you find there, you will NEVER see your comment posted.

I receieved several emails about this over the past 24 hours.  Most of them were in regards to the President Obama sign language thing — some deaf kid signed “I am proud of you,” and Obama signed back “Thank you” — and the whole thing was written about as though it were a tearful and touching ”Very Special Lifetime Television Obama Commercial.  Only Michael Landon could have scripted this forced maudlin-moment.  Half Pint would be crying like a motherf****er.

The letters I receieved asked me if Huffington screened comments.  I said I did not know because I never go there.  I did however get off my rant about how Arianna Huffington is a Greek carpetbagger wanna-be celebrity who would bury her own mother in Feta cheese if it would get her any publicity.  I also said that Ms. Huffington was a failed demi-celebrity ( a game show panelist in the UK) who got her fat ass into the USA by marrying a gay politician.  That’s how she got her untalented self into Washington DC circles — she used a gay guy or they both used each other and now we’re stuck with this old hag and she’ was stuck with an old…well nevermind.

Furthermore, Ms. Huffington used to be a Fox News Conservative pundit but her ratings were really bad and Fox canned her — so she did what any media starved whore who wasn’t getting sex from her gay shill of a husband would do — she went to  the left and she’s made a great career out of it.

Of course she is a total phony and her “Huffington Post” is not only poorly written, it’s basically National Enquirer stuff gone left wing.  She is, in my opinion, a mentally sick person.  I think she is a sociopath — but I am not a psychiatrist.  Still, I am entitled to my opinion.

My rant notwithstanding, the emails — about 45 in all — suggested that every comment on the Obama sign language dog and pony show, was a positive and heartwarmed comment with the typical comment reading something like, “President Obama shows he has heart and love for the deaf” — you know — stupid shit like that.   Evidently, not one comment accusing the President of staging that tearful Lou Gherig moment, was published — and there were thousands of comments.

Here is my suggestion:  If your opinion differs from the opinion of Huffington Post and its dropped-uterus, olive leaf-gulping Spartan-ette,  but still you read it and want to comment, don’t bother asking me for help.  If you want to bang your head against the wall, don’t come to me to borrow a helmet.  The answer is simple.  If you do not read it, you will not comment.  If you stop reading this old hag’s rag, you will deplete her readership to the point where her advertisers will depart and she’ll be back diving for sponges in the Adriatic with her kinfolk.

It took a lot of people to put up and dismantle the stage on which Madonna put on her awful halftime show.  Sadly the head of the whole job of sweeping and cleaning the entire removeable floor was a man full of hate.

Mario “Jasper” Camstigliero , 89, a stage janitor for nearly 75 years, was fired from his job as the head director of janitorial services for the NFL Super Bowl Half Time Show where he worked for 41 years.

Seems he used a word that may have gone unnoticed by just about everyone — except a young boy who happened to be standing by when Camstigliero used it and quickly reported the verbal insult to Super Bowl authorities.

“The man told the his co-workers that, the floor was greasy and smelly to sweep  because all the ‘zootzoons’ who danced with Madonna have dirty smelly feet,” according to 9-year-old Dominico Monduono-Pretti of Indianapolis, IN, USA.

“I know that word because my pop-pop ( great- grandfather) used it all the time before he dropped dead playing poker in Las Vegas,” said the eavesdropping little crusader for justice and tolerance and equality and open gayness.

“I know that my pop-pop is better off dead in hell because he did not know about diversity and tolerance.

“I didn’t think it was a nice thing for the janitor to say because in school we learn that all people are equal and that we should report all hatred to our teachers or law enforcement.

“Mrs. and Mrs. Schutty,  our same-sex married teachers taught  us that in our Diversified Lesbian and Gay World Culture and Racial Diversity Class.”

TheDamienZone checked it out and wouldn’t you know it — zootzoon is an actual word that means exactly what the kid said, and because of a keen ear for hate and hate speech instilled into him by his brave and inspiring lesbian teachers, old Mario Canstigliero will have to peddle his hatred elsewhere — and he didn’t get to see the last two quarters of the Super Bowl of the first time in nearly 45 years.

“I don’t think it’s fair that some little zootzoon lover and his dike teachers warped his mind like.  What the hell did I say that was so bad,” said the old janitor as he stumbled away on a cane to collectf his last paycheck.  He suffered a stroke after the news of his hatred reached the press and doctors do not expect him to live more than 18 months.

Both New Jersey Senators — one a walking corpse Democrat (Lautenberg) and the other, a complete idiot Democrat (Menendez) — voted to restore funding to slaughter horses for meat in the USA — of course the people in the racing industry didn’t even know this was happening but now they stomp their feet in anger because they love horses.  They don’t love ‘em enough to pay attention to what’s going on in Washington DC that’s for sure.

Both Democrats in New York – dimwit Gillibrand and one-row-hair-transplant – smug son-of-a-bitch Chuck Schumer voted YES to horse slaughter too.  Democrats like to kill babies and horses — pretty soon they’ll be legalizing consumption of aborted babies.  

Harness racing (trotters) is the rapidly fading mainstay of horse racing in the Garden State, but the folks who represent the horse in New Jersey were too stupid to see this bill getting quietly pushed through both houses and onto Obama’s desk.  Yonkers Raceway in New York is making a fortune since they got slot machines in their racetrack, but they don’t care what happens to the horses after they are done racing.  Maybe Yonkers will have a horse prime rib buffet for $7.99.  Don’t be surprised if that happens.

The United States Trotting Association (USTA), the governing body for harness racing in the USA did nothing to lobby against this horrible bill because they are an inept bunch of morons — they never DO anything — they’re even too stupid to know that this bill even existed.   They were probably at some luncheon — that’s all they’re good for. 

The USTA registers and keeps records of thousands of trotting horses every day, but when a horse goes to a kill pen, they close their eyes.  It’s all about making money off the sweat and pain of horses.  

How did your Senator vote?   Have a look here.