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Snooki celebrates Ash Wednesday

Jersey Shore starlet clelebrated Ash Wednesday by going to services and getting ashes put in her head whereupon a halo appeared above her.  She was so filled with the glory of God that she vowed never again to take the lord’s name in vain and she promised never again to smush with strangers. Later, photographers wanted to snap more pictures of Snooki with her ashes but she had accidentally wiped them off when she got naked in a hot tub

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Charlie Sheen Celebrates Ash Wednesday.

Charlie Sheen shunned traditional Ash Wednesday Services by becoming a Catholic Priest and putting the ashes on himself. “My life is like ash spewing from a volcano.  You can’t hold lava in your hand and you can’t hold me, ” said Father Sheen from his rectory in Haiti. “What’s a priest?  He’s a guy with a collar and a little tray of ashes.  Hey, I can do that, man!”

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Rules of Ash Wednesday.

Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent and their are rules you must follow if you are Catholic.  All other forms of Christianity are not important so disregard this otherwise. 1) You must get your head annointed with ashes in a brief morning service at a Catholic Church. 2) You must walk around school and work with the ahses on your head until some body tells you that enough is enough. 3) You must eat bananas and figs and orange

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NPR Schiller Stepped Down or FIRED!!!

  Vivian Schiller, CEO of NPR, stepped down Wednesday in the wake of a sting video that showed an NPR fundraiser disparaging conservatives and criticizing Jews. With the Vivian Schiller departure, NPR is left to fight criticism that intolerance is part of its DNA. NPR chief executive officer Vivian Schiller resigned Wednesday in the wake of a sting video that showed fundraiser Ron Schiller (no relation) criticizing Jews and disparaging conservatives, the tea party movement, and former NPR political analyst

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Michael Buble — just a little fat on the beach.

He kept his body submerged as he enjoyed a dip in the sea with his 23-year-old fiancée but getting getting out of the surf and back onto the beach proved problematic for Michael Buble. The 35-year-old singer seemed shy as he made his way to the shore and waited for Luisana Lopilato to fetch him a towel before leaving the sea. Only when he had wrapped his white towel around his body did he feel comfortable making his way back

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Frank Buckles – oldest World War I veteran dead at 110.

The last ever surviving U.S. veteran of World War I has died  aged 110. Frank Buckles, who lied about his age to get into uniform during the war, also survived being a civilian POW in the Philippines in World War II. He died peacefully of natural causes on Sunday at his home in Charles Town having just hit the 110 milestone at the beginning of the month. At the time he had been advocating for a national memorial honouring veterans

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Princeton University Gay Students invite Mike “The Situation” To Speak.

Gay male students at Princeton  University are starting a study group based on the TV Show “Jersey Shore’ and their main objective is to get the show’s most famous star to speak at Princeton and discuss his feelings about gays and homosexuality in general. TheDamienZone.com spoke with Bradley Claymartin- Filligreau, the head of  P.U.B.E.S.— Princeton Underlings Blowing Endowed Seniors — the group who has initiated this speaking engagement. DAMIEN ZONE:   HOW LONG HAS P.U.B.E.S  BEEN A FORCE AT PRINCETON? BRADLEY CLAYMARTIN- FILLIGREAU:   P.U.B.E.S. was instituted at

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Skippy Peanut Butter – DANGER! SALMONELLA!

They say that “choosy mothers choose Jif” and it could never be more true than right now.   Seems that Skippy peanut butter should now be called “Scrimpy” peanut butter because they should have been on top of this. Skippy Peanut butter is being recalled in a big way because it may be contaminated with salmonella bacteria because a workman who was responsible for monitoring the bacterial content of the peanut butter while it was processing, was asleep on the job

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