She used to be a natural beauty — now she looks like every other Reality Show idiot who has had too much plastic surgery. She used to be our favorite Reality TV star — and in many ways she still is, but tonight’s Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo brought us a new Patti Stanger — a plastic surgery victim who now sorta looks like Evil- Kathy-Griffin with dark hair. I know you lost weight and all that, Patti, but you also had
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Satan is back in Hollywood and he just offed another wanna-be celebrity — but spared the wife because she might be slated for a new reality show — REAL UNTALENTED CELEBRITY SKANKS OF HELL. The estranged husband of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast member Taylor Armstrong apparently killed himself in his home, according to police and the Los Angeles county coroner’s office. Authorities suspect that Satan or other malevolent forces of nature that run amuck in Hollywood and Reality
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Imitation Jewish comic Joy Behar has finally tied the knot. I say “imitation Jewish” because Behar ( a non Jew) is far too unfunny to be a Jewish comic — yet she has dedicated her career to trying to be Jewish. I know, I know, I know — she talks about her Italian American background, but trust me, she wants to be Jewish and the Jews don’t want her. In a move that will surely have shocked her co-hosts on
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Does Kelsey Grammer have a teeny weeny penis or is his failed actress, no-talent ex-wife Camille Donatocci-Grammer just a mindless lame brain? Camille Grammer has apologized to ex-husband Kelsey Grammer for insulting the size of his penis. She says that she is sorry she made a wise crack about his wee-wee. According to insiders, Camille’s rude remark was, “Big hands, big feet, big disappointment,” alluding to the fact that his wang was not big enough to give her “tired old broke ass V-Jay”
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“Lucie Arnaz is worried that her mother Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance have come back from the great beyond and hatched some cockamamie scheme to bring down Facebook,” said a source close to the reclusive and legendary celebrity daughter. Fcebook has been down throughout most of the USA as of Thursday morning August 11, 2011 and Lucie Arnaz fears that this might be the work of her mother and Vivian Vance. We interviewed a source close to Lucie Arnaz; ghost
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Not so very long ago Sinead O’Connor was a hip young, sexy singer who got her 15 minutes of infamy by ripping up a picture of the Pope after singing a song on “Saturday Night Live” and declaring him to be “The real enemy.” She had her head buzzed and got a huge billboard hit with “Nothing Compares To You” — a sentimental ballad written by the grossly overrated, incredibly short and neatly closeted purple queen, Prince– or whatever he is calling himself these days. Sinead
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Kanye West is a 34-year-old rapper known for his outbursts and also for his gorgeous macaroni clock designs — was the headline act at the Big Chill music festival Saturday night, where he ranted in the middle of his set about being misunderstood and underappreciated. During the rant, West added anti-Semitism to the the various things about which he can be accused. I don’t care that he is mildly retarded or “slow” as my grandmother would say — he should
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“Did God Create the Universe?” is the premiere episode at 8 p.m. today of the new Discovery series “Curiosity,” which will also air on TLC and Animal Planet. Twisted pretzel jerk-off, Stephen Hawking, will be there front and center just to make sure that nobody forgets him before he turns into a pipe cleaner and winds up as some first grader’s Mother’s Day Macaroni Clock. Okay — it is annoying enough that one pawn shop show spawned another three pawn shop
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