After having spent all of about 25 days on Twitter earlier in the year, Ricky Gervais quit the stupid thing and called it “undignified” for adults and suspecting that celebrities just seemed to be showing off by tweeting with their other famous friends. If he wanted to tell his celebrity buddies about what he ate for breakfast, he’d just text them, Gervais said. In reality he has no celebrity friends and this is a just another desperate plea for attention from the unfunny,
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Hollywood tabloid rags are running around talking about how young Heather Locklear looks for her age because today is her birthday — but she is not 50 like all the tabloids and websites claim — she is actually 60-years-old and she used to be a huncback in an orphanage. “Heather is 60 years old today because we were both borned (sic) in the same orphanage in Mustique, Alabama,” said Harlean Carp-Running Coon who now lives in Ruggles, New Mexico with her elderly foster mother on an
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“Chaz Bono is not really a man– not for a second. She has the genetic makeup of a woman and in reality she’s just a mutilated woman who takes hormones. If you gave male hormones to the Raquel Welch she would grow a beard and get chunky and manly — there is nothing in nature that makes Chaz Bono an actual man. It’s just an illusion.” [Dr. Sheldon Hartunis MD, Chief of Gyencological Gentics, University of Antigua, UK. Chaz Bono
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“I am not buying his new record because what he said was a disgrace. I will never again buy anything that Tony Bennett does. He’ll be dead soon anyway. What is he..,like ninety or something?” [Dean Traherne, 72, Palma Vista, Florida.] “Tony Bennett may have left his heart in San Francisco, but it now he’s left part of his brain in the garbage. The poor old guy is senile and the glue from his many wigs has dug deep into
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Lorraine Bracco, bless her heart, is doing her part by hosting fundraiser ads on TV for The Wounded Warrior Project — but she herself looks like a different type of wounded warrior — too much plastic surgery. She does not even look like the actress who treated Tony Soprano for psychiatric illness. Wow — she looks like Patti Stanger now — wow — didn’t even recognize her. I thought is was Melanie Griffith or even Kathy Griffin — or Merv
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“It amazes me that the producers of the Logo Channel show The A-List New York did not realize that the new cast member, a woman claiming to be Nyasha, was really a deranged shrunken head from the jungles of Brazil. Of course she had on a dress and some makeup, but all you had to do was look at her and know that she was a shrunken head. It was a horrifying close-call, and could have easily proven deadly.” [Dr.
Read more →Hurricane Irene ripped the door off the beachouse and sent the Italian/New Jersey flag floating out into the Atlantic Ocean. When Mike The Situationa and Pauly D came out to see what happened, they were swept away by a giant wave. More to come… as Hurricane kills more Guiodos.
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She used to be a natural beauty — now she looks like every other Reality Show idiot who has had too much plastic surgery. She used to be our favorite Reality TV star — and in many ways she still is, but tonight’s Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo brought us a new Patti Stanger — a plastic surgery victim who now sorta looks like Evil- Kathy-Griffin with dark hair. I know you lost weight and all that, Patti, but you also had
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