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Lorraine Bracco — Plastic Surgery! She is the wounded warrior!

Lorraine Bracco, bless her heart, is doing her part by hosting fundraiser ads on TV for The Wounded Warrior Project — but she herself looks like a different type of wounded warrior — too much plastic surgery. She does not even look like the actress who treated Tony Soprano for psychiatric illness.  Wow — she looks like Patti Stanger now — wow — didn’t even recognize her.    I thought is was Melanie Griffith or even Kathy Griffin — or Merv

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Nyasha, The Black Girl On The A-List – New York Is Really A Shrunken Head!

“It amazes me that the producers of the Logo Channel show The A-List New York did not realize that the new cast member, a woman claiming to be Nyasha, was really a deranged shrunken head from the jungles of Brazil.  Of course she had on a dress and some makeup, but all you had to do was look at her and know that she was a shrunken head.  It was a horrifying close-call, and could have easily proven deadly.”  [Dr.

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The Situation, Snooki and The Cast Of Jersey Shore Swept Away by Hurricane Irene

Hurricane Irene ripped the door off the beachouse and sent the Italian/New Jersey flag floating out into the Atlantic Ocean.   When Mike The Situationa and Pauly D came out to see what happened, they were swept away by a giant wave.    More to come… as Hurricane kills more Guiodos.

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Millionaire Matchmaker – Patti Stanger — Plastic Surgery UGH!

She used to be a natural beauty — now she looks like every other Reality Show idiot who has had too much plastic surgery. She used to be our favorite Reality TV star — and in many ways she still is, but tonight’s Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo brought us a new Patti Stanger — a plastic surgery victim who now sorta looks like  Evil- Kathy-Griffin with dark hair.  I know you lost weight and all that, Patti, but you also had

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Taylor Armstrong’s Husband Suicide — Satan is back!

Satan is back in Hollywood and he just offed another wanna-be celebrity — but spared the wife because she might be slated for a new reality show — REAL UNTALENTED CELEBRITY SKANKS OF HELL. The estranged husband of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast member Taylor Armstrong apparently killed himself in his home, according to police and the Los Angeles county coroner’s office.  Authorities suspect that Satan or other malevolent forces of nature that run amuck in Hollywood and Reality

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Joy Behar, Who Is Not Jewish, Gets Married – who cares?

Imitation Jewish comic Joy Behar has finally tied the knot.  I say “imitation Jewish” because Behar ( a non Jew)   is far too unfunny to be a Jewish comic — yet she has dedicated her career to trying to be Jewish.  I know, I know, I know — she talks about her Italian American background, but trust me, she wants to be Jewish and the Jews don’t want her.   In a move that will surely have shocked her co-hosts on

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Camille Grammer Says Kelsey Grammer Has A Small Penis.

Does Kelsey Grammer have a teeny weeny penis or is his failed actress, no-talent ex-wife Camille Donatocci-Grammer just a mindless lame brain? Camille Grammer has apologized to ex-husband Kelsey Grammer for insulting the size of his penis. She says that she is sorry she made a wise crack about his wee-wee. According to insiders, Camille’s rude remark was, “Big hands, big feet, big disappointment,” alluding to the fact that his wang was not big enough to give her “tired old broke ass V-Jay”

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Lucie Arnaz fears: Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance Hacked Down Facebook.

“Lucie Arnaz is worried that her mother Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance have come back from the great beyond and hatched some cockamamie scheme to bring down Facebook,” said a source close to the reclusive and legendary celebrity daughter. Fcebook has been down throughout most of the USA as of Thursday morning August 11, 2011 and Lucie Arnaz fears that this might be the work of her mother and Vivian Vance.  We interviewed a source close to Lucie Arnaz; ghost

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