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Finland reports: Adam Lambert fight with gay lover.

Without all his makeup, Adam Lambert is an acne scarred ugly queen.  Without special micorphones and sound stabilizers, he can’t sing.  Without police intervention he would have beat the living shit out of his little bit of a thing — a wafer-thin boyfriend — a guy named Sauli Koshkinen who is almost as fugly and queenie as Adam Lambert.  The two big queens deserve each other. According to reports, former American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert got thrown into a Finnish jail for an overnight stay

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James Franco at NYU – Doesn’t show up for class and gets the Professor fired?

If you were paying attention months ago, TheDamienZone.com told you that James Franco was loafing through an imaginary school world at NYU where he was getting top grades and the results of his IQ test were so high  that they were being held in a vault at Fort Knox — baloney.  James Franco is a fuktard and now he has been accused of getting a very good professor fired from his job at NYU because — and get this —

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Is Kris Humphries Gay? Did Kim Kardashian Marry A Gay Guy?

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Will Alec Baldwin Be Fired From TCM (Turner Classic Movies)?

Rumors are flying around Hollywood that Alec Baldwin, the world’s most obnoxious WORDS WITH FRIENDS player, will not be asked to return to Turner Classic Movies (TCM) where he sometimes co-hosts with Robert Osborne, a segment called “The Essentials.” His recent antics on an American airlines plane and the subsequent evidence that Baldwin’s account of what transpired on that plane was less than truthful supposedly has TCM executives up in arms. “He was never really good for the program and if he

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What Is Going On With Kelly Osbourne’s Gray Hair?

“Kelly Osbourne has always been a huge Eleanor Roosevelt fan, and her recent hairstyle is a tribute to the late great First Lady.  Sadly, Kelly is not as pretty or smart as was Mrs. Roosevelt. but she’s trying, and for that I applaud her.”  [Dr. Helene Gammucio, Cultural Minister to Montserrat and Hollywood Hair Anthropologist.] People have been wondering lately about Kelly Osbourne’s gray hair and her new, but antiquated style.  At first her fan (she has only one) noted

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Robert Osborne Is Back! What did you think? Leave a comment please.

Good old Bob Osborne is back — he looked fine except his new flippy hairstyle was a little weird.  Reminded me of Criswell from the movie “Ed Wood.” Tell me what you think — please leave a comment.  It might take a little while for your comment to appear but it will appear — fret not. Here are some newer photos of Robert Osbourne since his return.  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1  

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George Michael in Hospital With Pneumonia, Is He Dying?

Singer George Michael, the former leader of the 80s duo WHAM — is in an Austrian hospital and his condition is very serious.  He is suffering from CAP, or “Community Acquired Pneumonia” and he had to cancel performances indefinitely.  He’s been looking pretty run-down for the past year. But, according to sources: George Michael is recovering from his bout of severe pneumonia and “getting stronger all the time”, according to his partner Fadi Fawaz.  I don’t like when reps and publicists

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John Lennon Quote — “when I was 5 years…” FAKE ! HOAX!

ANOTHER FAKE FACEBOOK QUOTE: It never ends.  Somebody saw a quote that was easily attributed to John Lennon simply because the words were pasted on top of the picture. It’s a very corny and snarky quote and of course the misfits on Facebook fall for it because they want to believe that John Lennon actually said it — he did not.  In fact, he never really said much of anything worth quoting unless you count song lyrics. The quote is anonymous and

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