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The Sad Truth About Joe Rogan’s Closet Gay Fans.

A long time ago, I made a blog entry here on TheDamienZone.com, and as far as blog entries go wherein the subject of that blog is not really very newsworthy or famous,  it has done really well in spite of the relative obscurity of Joe “no talent” Rogan. Yeah, so I wrote a little thing about Joe Rogan, and even though Joey — as the worm-eating crowd likes to call him —  has only a handful of fans, my email box is

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JERSEY SHORE NOT CANCELLED. NEW CAST FOR 2013 ALREADY FILMED IN SECRET.

Guidos and Guido lovers thoughout the world are grieving because MTV’s JERSEY SHORE has been cancelled…but is it really true?  According to one TV insider, the Jersey Shore show is totally not cancelled and filming of the new show with the new cast aready happened throughout August of 2012. “The new cast of Jersey Shore was already filmed without anyone even noticing and 9 episodes have been edited down from the footage,” said former “Bollywood” movie maker, Anna Pan-Nikko, a producer

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Evangelist Joyce Meyer Plastic Surgery? Joyce Meyer’s New Look Baffles Believers.

“TV Evangelist Joyce Meyer has dictched her old church-lady dresses and tresses – opting instead to have a little work done on her face and adopting a ‘Goth’ look.  She looks like she has had a ton of plastic surgery and is inching her way to the Dark Side.”  [Dr. Sheldon Hartunis PhD and Fellowship Member of the Gothic Church of the Druidian Dawn.] She wakes you up early if you forget to change the channel or shut off the

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CHER IS AN ASSHOLE. PLEASE GET OFF OF TWITTER — EVERYBODY!

Here is the latest TWEET from old lady – old hag – old wax face — old vaginal dryness CHER. “Random… Went online to find the last time a Woman went on a shooting rampage that ended in a massacre ! Cant find Any ?” (CHER TWEET) Okay — this is important for all of my fans to read and share and tweet and talk about to as many people as possible.   Cher is an asshole !  She is a

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What’s Wrong With John Travolta’s Hair? Experts Explain.

“It appears to me that whatever John Travolta has done to himself, the end result has made him look like a bloated vampire.” [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD PhD] It looks as though John Travolta is having an advanced treatment of spray on hair micro-fibers to create the illusion that he has a full head of hair. This spray-on technique is very similar to the one used by TV actor and famed singer/musician/composer/lyricist/author Joey Jawrence who used the spray on look while

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Royal Baby Sex and Name Revealed. It’s a Girl Named Diana-Elizabeth..

[LONDON 8:40 GMT] – What is the sex of Kate Middleton’s baby?  What will she name it?  Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy, makes huge mistake by announcing it a week early. [LONDON 8:44 GMT]Official Announcement: Royal Doctor Accidentally Announce the Sex and Name of The Royal Baby.  Prince William and Kate Middleton “outraged.” LONDON 8:47 GMT:  A stupid mistake by a clerk in a London hospital has not only revealed the sex of the royal baby, it has revealed the child’s intended

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The Worst Christmas Shopping Catalog is SAHALIE — BEWARE!

PLEASE — BECAUSE I LOVE MY READERS — DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM A CATALOG YOU GET IN THE MAIL CALLED “SAHALIE” — THE “SAHALIE CATLOG” SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE HOME OR USED ONLY TO START UP THE FIREPLACE.  I AM NOT JOKING.  Right now is the biggest time for online Christmas Shopping and there are nice catalogs, boring catalogs and useless catalogs.  There is, however, one catalog you must avoid at all costs — one called SAHALIE.  A lot

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Funniest Web Series “Have You Met Miss Jones”

  NOTE TO MY READERS: I have included the pilot episode in its entirety. It should appear right over this paragraph. Please watch and enjoy “HAVE YOU MET MISS JONES” starring the legendary Patty McCormack.  A lot of people ask me about what I watch on American TV or what’s my favourite show, and normally I don’t have a solid answer.  Of course I like the usual — Seinfeld and Tosh.0 and Monk or Downton Abbey — stuff like that.  Lately,

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