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Les Gold From Hardcore Pawn has Rare Disease?

“His gait and overall physique is very ape-like because of his stooped hunchback that can never be fixed.  He is suffering from a disease called S.T.O.O.P.S, and he will only get worse and worse as he ages and eventually he will look like a human fetus.  It’s sad and ironic because the spinal affliction that makes him walk like a baboon, is also the affliction that causes him to stare angrily at customers while he is negotiating a deal on something made of gold.”

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Ashley From Hardcore Pawn in Big Budget Motion Picture.

[HOLLYWOOD, CA 7:39pm PST] – She might be annoying and screechy and mushy-faced and a little chunky, but Ashley from the reality show HARDCORE PAWN has been signed to play the part of the diamond expert “Vanda Carlisle” in the mega-budget, Harvey Weinstein remake of the classic James Bond film “Diamonds Are Forever.”  The new version will be called, “DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER…and EVER” and filming begins in Paris sometime in June 2013. “People only know Ashley from her work with her father and brother

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Ben Affleck’s Wig Obvious at Golden Globes.

[BEVERLY HILLS, CA, USA 7:55 PST]  Ben Affleck won a GoldenGlobe and was quickly congratulated by confirmed bachelor, GEORGE CLOONEY, who did not mention the fact that Ben’s wig has moved forward several millimeters since the last time he appeared on the screen. It was very nice of George — the confirmed bachelor — to not mention about the wig.  It shows that he and Ben have a kind of brotherhood and a really close friendship, but medical people —

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Lena Dunham Wins Golden Globe Because She is PLAIN and KIND OF FAT.

Even the Hollywood Foreign Press has fallen prey to what TheDamienZone calls, “The Gabourey Sidibe Syndrome.”  The voted Lena Dunham as best actress simply because she is fat and plain and her dress looked like drapes at a Puerto Rican wedding hall. Lena Dunham hasn’t really shown any talent — she’s just fat and kind of homely in a plain Jane kinda way, and for that she rewarded. Truth be told, none of the nominated actresses or actors in any category

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Matt LeBlanc Looks Very Old. Suffering From Rare Aging Disease.

Matt LeBlanc is suffering from a rare aging disease that he contracted after the failure of his sitcom “JOEY” back in 2006. His hair is gray in an old man kind of way, and his face has taken on an old man look.  He’s only 45 but you would swear that he is much much older than that.  People are shocked — some have tried to help but sadly there is nothing that can be done to help the former “FRIENDS”

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What’s Really Wrong With Hillary Clinton? The Watermelon Diet Lie?

In my opinion, the press releases about Hillary Clinton’s condition do not make sense, and to me they sound like Liberace’s “Watermelon Diet Lies.”  [Damien LeGallienne, TheDamienZone.com, 31 December, 2012.] One thing about old Damien LeGallienne — that’s me — I can smell a fishy story from a million light years away, and as far as Hillary Clinton’s concussion and her delayed admittance to a hospital for a blood clot goes, I will bet a million bucks that something is really, really wrong.  I

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The Sad Truth About Joe Rogan’s Closet Gay Fans.

A long time ago, I made a blog entry here on TheDamienZone.com, and as far as blog entries go wherein the subject of that blog is not really very newsworthy or famous,  it has done really well in spite of the relative obscurity of Joe “no talent” Rogan. Yeah, so I wrote a little thing about Joe Rogan, and even though Joey — as the worm-eating crowd likes to call him —  has only a handful of fans, my email box is

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JERSEY SHORE NOT CANCELLED. NEW CAST FOR 2013 ALREADY FILMED IN SECRET.

Guidos and Guido lovers thoughout the world are grieving because MTV’s JERSEY SHORE has been cancelled…but is it really true?  According to one TV insider, the Jersey Shore show is totally not cancelled and filming of the new show with the new cast aready happened throughout August of 2012. “The new cast of Jersey Shore was already filmed without anyone even noticing and 9 episodes have been edited down from the footage,” said former “Bollywood” movie maker, Anna Pan-Nikko, a producer

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