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Michael Phelps, A-Rod , Justin Bieber, BULGES.

Michael Phelps, Peyton Manning and Alex Rodriguez, they are giants of their games. Lebron James towers on the basketball court, Michael Phelps is a tall drink of water in the pool, Peyton Manning reigns tall on the football field and Alex Rodriguez is at the height of his game on the baseball diamond.  So how tall are these sports super stars is not really as important as is their penis size when it comes to how the penis interferes with

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Soldier Refuses to Tip Server is a HOAX !

The community of FACEBOOK SIMPLETONS — a rather new and distinct underprivileged ethnic group — is at it again.  This time it’s another fake “no tip for you” receipt from a soldier who wrote that his tip would be zero because, in his perfectly scrawled words he stated:  “My tip is the freedoms I provided you while serving my country.”   This story is a hoax — IT NEVER HAPPENED.   Is it possible that Dana Morales is at it

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Franco’s Home Run Stealing Ball Bully Identified!

Fox Sports Arizona announcers Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly were in complete shock yesterday when a big, beer belly, pushy, bully, block-headed douche bag shoved an older woman like she was a piece of dirt in in the gutter just so he could retrieve Maikel Franco’s first home run ball at the Diamondback -Phillies game. The big slob was later identified as Brod Kearnbleu, a 33-year-old locker room attendant and laundry manager at a men’s spa and sauna  somewhere north of

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Dumb Bitchy Queens Throw Bruce Jenner Under a Bus.

The Bitchy Queens of the USA, (heretofore a distinct ethnic group unto themselves) are now living in a world where they despise Bruce Jenner.    Let me explain why. A genuine, old school American hero, has announced that he is a transsexual.  How non-threatening and white bread can you get?. You’d think that this would be an incredible way for the LGBT community to put a great and famous face on the issue of gender identity and transsexualism.   Right?   WRONG! Bruce Jenner, after

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Trey Gowdy’s New Hairstyle Saves The World.

In  his unyielding quest to locate Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails, South Carolina Congressman Trey Gowdy has had to pull his thinning wisps of hair into a swirling beehive — and the fashion police  LOVE IT! “Trey is a lot like Veronica Lake,” said one Washington DC insider. It seems that During World War II, Veronica Lake cut and pulled up her famous peekaboo locks to show American women that long hair can be a hazard on the job. At the

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TV Chef Lidia Bastianich Wearing a Wig.

Television chef and alleged slave owner, Lidia Bastianich, has finally done away with the spray-on scalp camouflage auburn-brown for her bald head, and she can now be seen boiling shellfish alive in a buttery rissoto broth while wearing her brand new wig which she had styled by the same man who cuts MSNBC’s Chris Matthews’ real hair. Close up pics of Lydia’s wig here –>Lydias Wig Photos Up close.  EDITOR’S NOTE:  Lidia is not wearing a wig per se,  She is

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Teresa Giudice’s Outrageous Demands in Jail Already.

She’s only been in the slammer for about one day and already Real Housewives of New Jersey star, Teresa Giudice is making outrageous demands on the prison administrators at the Federal Correctional Prison in Danbury, Connecticut. Teresa’s first demand resulted in a brief flare of temper from  Inmate Food Services Coordinator  Chenille-Teniqua Jamaal — a woman who has worked hard to get where she is, and is not about to tolerate the “diva” behavior from someone like Teresa. “She came in here with her

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Toni Braxton Black Friday Story is TRUE 100%

Singer, Toni Braxton, was recently blasted by myth-busters and urban legend debunkers when she stated she would not shop on Black Friday.   Braxton mentioned that the origins of the expression Black Friday came from the days of slave auctions — days when auctioneers would sell slaves at a discount. Thank you to  this Hollywood writer for sending us on the right path to truth — click to read his quick bio — he is a smart guy – –> Dave

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