“Lucie Arnaz is worried that her mother Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance have come back from the great beyond and hatched some cockamamie scheme to bring down Facebook,” said a source close to the reclusive and legendary celebrity daughter. Fcebook has been down throughout most of the USA as of Thursday morning August 11, 2011 and Lucie Arnaz fears that this might be the work of her mother and Vivian Vance. We interviewed a source close to Lucie Arnaz; ghost
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Not so very long ago Sinead O’Connor was a hip young, sexy singer who got her 15 minutes of infamy by ripping up a picture of the Pope after singing a song on “Saturday Night Live” and declaring him to be “The real enemy.” She had her head buzzed and got a huge billboard hit with “Nothing Compares To You” — a sentimental ballad written by the grossly overrated, incredibly short and neatly closeted purple queen, Prince– or whatever he is calling himself these days. Sinead
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Semi-retarded actor and full blown asshole, Matt Damon , is making great strides at his new special school and recently he even voiced his opinions about the economy. He even went so far as to get angry at a reporter who asked him a question about teachers and tenure. Not yet ready to face a world full of non retarded people, Damon was accompanied by his dutiful mom who has sacrificed so much so as to ensure that her mentally
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BELOW YOU WILL FIND A STORY ABOUT SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER THAT I FOUND ON THE WEB. I THINK IT’S FROM STAR MAGAZINE OR PEOPLE OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER FAN MAGS MADE FOR DUMB WOMEN AND UNMARRIED MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO STILL GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THEIR ELDERLY MOMS — IT IS 100% FAKE AND MADE UP BY PUBLICITY PEOPLE. WHAT IS REAL, HOWEVER, ARE MY COMMENTS WHICH, LIKE THIS, ARE IN BOLD LETTERS. HOSPITAL VISIT HAS PEOPLE WONDERING IF SELENA
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BELOW YOU WILL FIND A STORY ABOUT SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER THAT I FOUND ON THE WEB. I THINK IT’S FROM STAR MAGAZINE OR PEOPLE OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER FAN MAGS MADE FOR DUMB WOMEN AND UNMARRIED MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO STILL GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THEIR ELDERLY MOMS — IT IS 100% FAKE AND MADE UP BY PUBLICITY PEOPLE. WHAT IS REAL, HOWEVER, ARE MY COMMENTS WHICH, LIKE THIS, ARE IN BOLD LETTERS. HOSPITAL VISIT HAS PEOPLE WONDERING IF SELENA
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Rumors are flying in the music industry that after the death of her beloved friend Clarence Clemons, Lady Gaga might be planning a free concert in Asbury Park, New Jersey — the home of The Stone Pony bar and the origins of Clarence Clemons and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. “I heard she was going to come down her to Asbury and do a concert on the beach or something,” said Lenny Squiderria of Sea Girt, NJ. a
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“It is nothing if not an unorthodox approach to child rearing and maybe a sick way to get a reality show deal. ” [Damien LeGallienne] A psychotic Toronto couple says they are trying to raise a genderless child and they’re refusing to reveal baby Storm’s sex to encourage a more neutral approach to the infant. In other words, they are f**king up their kid from the very beginning. Hiding the 4-month-old’s sex from the outside world is a “tribute to freedom and choice”
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