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Amy Winehouse Autopsy Is In — Alcohol Cause Of Death.

After all the drugs and debauchery — all the heroin and crack and coke and pills — Amy Winehouse simply died from an overdose of booze.   According to the autopsy report that was released late yesterday, Winehouse had a blood alcohol level 5x times the legal limit and enough to kill 2 people.  When blood levels of alcohol get that high, the brain’s autonomic system — the plumbing that keeps you breathing even after you’re fallen asleep — simply fail

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The A-List Dallas – Levi Crocker is really Screech from Saved By The Bell.

“Dustin Diamond may have gotten away with assuming the identity of a well-endowed gay guy from Dallas named Levi Crocker, but his old biceps enscribed Saved By The Bell tattoo accidentally appeared in a few scenes of the A-List Dallas.” [Sheldon Hartunis PhD,  American Society of Sitcom Facts and Factoids] Just when you though that Dustin Diamond’s career was over, everyone’s beloved Screech from “Saved By The Bell” has re-emerged as the gay swaggering cowboy, Levi Crocker on the LOGO

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Pope Calls Susan Sarandon A Bug-Eyed Nazi Asshole.

Before I get into my scientific analysis of Susan Sarandon, I would like to state the unscientific fact that Susan Sarandon is an unabashed asshole.  There!  And now for my more scientific analysis:  Note that I have done years and years and years of research into this.  I have traveled the world and spoken to the world’s greatest experts.  This is a very important subject and I dedicated a lot of blood, sweat and tears to bring it to you. Susan

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Nyasha The A List NY- No Talent? No Charm? Not Interesting? — an IMPOSTER?

First let me get this out of the way:  ALL of the guys on The A-List New York are uninteresting and untalented and unimportant.    Forget about the old days when the gay guy was the interesting guy — the artist, the writer, the designer, the talented kid in your high school drama club — okay not every gay guy is shiny and happy and bursting with love — but much of what gay men have achieved in the world is gradually being deconstructed by these swishy

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Robert Osborne is Back on TCM — Made an appearance today, October15, 2011

Today, October 15, 2011, at 11:00 EDT, Robert Osborne appeared on TCM and he looked great.  He looks like he has gained weight and he’s back to his old self again.  We can all breath a sigh of relief and be thankful that Mr. Osborne is back.   In the brief spot he mentioned that he was still on vacation but that he would be back on December1st.   He never looked better. Damien

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Rumor: Chaz Bono will be voted off Dancing With The Stars tonight!

He/She has stopped bringing in the ratings like he/she did a few weeks ago and the rumor about town is that Chaz Bono will be voted off Dancing With The Stars either tonight or next week. There seems to have been some kind of balance between the Chaz curiosity factor and the leanings of the religious right.  “Initially she brought in a lot of viewers,” said ratings consultant, Dr. Sheldon Hartinus.  “But now that her big media push is over

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All The Fake Facebook People And Their Fake Steve Jobs Tributes.

“The death of Steve Jobs has put those annoying and overly maudlin Facebook status updates and page shares into over-drive.  Everyone on Facebook is trying to out-do everyone else with their tributes — and half of the time, these Facebookers don’t even know who Steve Jobs was.    These people should make a facebook page for Steve Jobs’ casket — a page where they can throw pictures of themselves on it.”  [Dr. Benjamin Switchy, author of “The Maudlin Face of Facebook.”]   Okay!   We get it. 

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Betty White Facebook Hoax About Balls And Vaginas.

UPDATE FROM BETTY HERSELF:  My Dear Damien, Thank you so much for trying to get rid of this silly prank on my behalf.  I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed – because of its content – that it has become such a sensation and attributed to me.  Of course I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes just a bit beyond where

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