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Planet Honda commercials on NJ television are very gay.

The salesmen/owners/managers or whoever else makes these Planet Honda Commercials have a certain queeniness about them and that one guy with the salt and pepper hair who appears at the end with the closing super hero costume look and acts so queenie!   He even got in a commercial where he gets to show his flabby hairy old man chest — he thinks he’s hot but the commercials suck and they all come off like queens — especially this guy pictured.  

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Brian Keith — Horrible Toupee in “The Parent Trap”

Brain Keith, the late actor and star of the stupid 60s sitcom “Family Affair” also played the dad in the original version of The Parent Trap starring Hayley Mills — not the newer one with that drug addict drunk Lindsay Lohan. Anyway, while The Parent Trap was being filmed back in the early 1960s, Brain keith wore what was probably the worst toupee in the history of cinema.    At one point during filming he was so disturbed by the way the

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Trouble Trouble Trouble Trouble Worry Worry Worry Dog Commercial.

Dear Damien I don’t like the commercial where the doggie can’t sleep and he has trouble trouble trouble trouble and then he can’t find his bone,  I feel sorry for the doggie and I want them to stop showing that commercial on TV because the doggie is cute and he should not have trouble.  Can you help me? Alicia – Age 8 – Wichita, Kansas. I agree with you Alicia and I think we should just turn off the the TV when

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A woman with the largest fever blister (cold sore) in the history of the world asked TheDamienZone what she could do to get rid of the darn thing once she caught us snapping a picture of her through the window of  NYC restaurant. First of all she should not have been out in public with that barnacle on her lip because the sore was wet and oozy — that means it’s shedding Herpes Simplex 1 virus particles all over the

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UPDATE! Anthony Weiner shirtless pics reveal new huge male nipples.

UPDATE:  Anthony Weiner, the congressman who was sexting with young women because he harboured issues about not having nipples — see the link below the picture to see him when he had no nipples.  http://thedamienzone.com/2011/06/06/shirtless-anthony-weiner-pics-show-weiner-needs-nipple-enhancement/ . Recent surgery in Germany has given Weiner large nipples like his childhood idol Fabio and perhaps now he will be able to feel secure with his ample nippl-age and he will no longer have to sext over Twitter because he has confide

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Shirtless Anthony Weiner Pics Show: Weiner Needs Nipple Enhancement.

“He should have stuck with sending out pictures of his crotch because the shirtless pec pics show that he’s got no nipples.” said Sheldon Hartunis, an expert in Male Nipple Morphology and the head of Fetish Studies at The University of California’s School for Nutrition Science and Male Nipple studies. “Weiner was probably lashing out at society and women in general because his nipple-less torso probably made him the brunt of many jokes as child growing up in a world

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UPDATE: Italian Judge Accidentally Deports Snooki to Chile.

UPDATE:  (ROME 7:30am)–   There seems to have been a mixup in an Italian court and a judge issued papers for Snooki to be deported to Chile despite the fact that she is American.  “The judge looked at the charges and the looked at Snooki’s personal file,” said a source close to the Italian ministry of High Justice.  “Her place of birth is listed as Chile and the judge simply assumed that she was Chilean.   After examining the charges he ordered her

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Snooki deported from Italy!

BREAKING NEWS!  Snooki, the little smusher from Jersey Shore has been deported from Italy.  Reports are coming in and will be updated hourly.

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